to the point
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:03,
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The station say its "Buzz Off".
And it does sound like that when you watch the clearer copy.
bronx.news12.com/buzz-off-news-s-alex-zdan-goes-viral-during-election-coverage
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 13:43,
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The Shawshank beetle
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 8:53,
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"Just book the Four Seasons, just get on the goddamn phone and book it!"
Trump team books big press conference in wrong Four Seasons, a small landscaping firm next to a dildo shop.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 6:42,
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It wasn't a mistake. His hair needed mulching
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 7:11,
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Between a sex shop and a crematorium...
... handy for fucking themselves and dying.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 10:05, Reply)
and not quite enough stickers
One "Trump Pence" 2016 in the background grid
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 10:58,
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Out with a bang, and a whimper
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 18:34,
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Well made comparison of bass guitars
A fraction slower would have been preferable, but this is nicely done. The Ricky doesn't come off well.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 6:39,
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Anyone who doesn't love Ricky's is a fuckwit
Pretty sure I know the video, the guy's a prat
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 7:27,
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Maybe he's got a dodgy pickup that's seen better days, as his is the worst Ricky I've heard. Shame, they're lovely basses
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 8:28,
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It can't be done. It's all down to personal taste.
I always wanted a "better" bass, until I heard a friend play my bass really, really well. That's when I realised it's not about having the best kit, it's doing the best you can with what you've got. I've had a few basses, and currently very happy with my Yamaha.
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Varmint, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 9:54,
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Fender Precision's my take of that bunch.
But yeah, very much a taste question.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 8 Nov 2020, 15:25,
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Absolutely brilliant
And the er blue print for the great Falling Elevators by MC 900ft Jesus.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 Nov 2020, 12:28,
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This just in from the Ayrshire Daily News
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:15,
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man, I am looking forward to seeing less of that orange clown over the next years
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 0:21,
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sorry
...it looked smaller on my phone
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 9:43,
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said far, far too many politicians.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:00,
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Every Episode of Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting' is now online
All 403 episodes of Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting are available
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I've watched a lot of these on telly recently, I've always admired his technique but thought the results were always cheesy
until recently when I've been walking the dog and looking at the landscape and thinking "This looks just like a Bob Ross painting" and it gladdens my heart.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 Nov 2020, 14:35,
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Marketing people are not very computer savy
or good at Maths
bloody obv
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This is mostly true.
Certainly, those sites with hundreds of trackers could probably just configure Google Analytics properly instead.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:10,
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It's not just marketing people
In most places I've worked the top level management have been poor at understanding data, so I've always been able to make it say what I want it to say regardless of reality.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:12,
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I just did a tour of the American news sites
All the campaigning Democrat outlets (CNN, CBS, MSNBC, etc), all the Murdoch outlets, and even the Daily Beast are calling it for Biden.
Breitbart and the conspiracy sites are in outrage mode, claiming all kinds of fraud and impropriety, and have great election disaster offers on pills to strengthen your DNA against the NWO's chemical warfare project to turn you gay.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:02,
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Nah, they'll have to march him out at gunpoint
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:03,
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Anyone trying to march him out will first have to get past the angels dispatched from Africa and South America.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:13,
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He says he's going to fight to the bitter end.
Republican electors have been whipped to allocate their college votes to him, Republicans also control the courts, so he could still steal this.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:43,
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He’ll be spending most of the next two months playing golf.
No worries, just change the locks while he’s out.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:29,
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First call to Boris:
'you'll get fuck all from me unless you bin brexit. And I don't give a shit about meeting the queen either'
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So your fantasy is US interference in the internal politics of another nation. That usually goes so well.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:06,
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You know his mum's maiden
was Finnegan. He's pretty cross about the insanity of hard borders in Ireland.
And like no US president has ever interfered with anything ever?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:15,
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I reckon Britain would have been fucked either way
Trump's whole approach was unilateralism dominated by domestic concerns. Bolsonaro in Brazil couldn't have had his tongue further up Trumps arse if he tried, yet the US screwed them on steel exports. A temporary (and pointless) boost to help his election chances to holding on to Pennsylvania by doing some last minute protectionism was more important than any ally or longer term strategy. so some sweetheart post brexit deal was never in the bag
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:45,
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True dat
MOst of the difference has been the vulgar rhetoric. THere is no special relationship anymore. And the US is a mercantile economy. It doesn't *need* anyone else to survive - only to grow. It now faces the issue that it will not be top nation shortly.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:13,
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The United States imports more than it exports. The 2019 U.S. trade balance is negative, showing a deficit of $617 billion. Capital goods comprise the largest portions of both U.S. exports and imports. The United States exports more services than it impor
Strange way to run a Mercantile economy.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 0:37,
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The Tantrum needs to be televised.
I'm interested in how Trump and family get away with their grifting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:36,
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You can almost hear the world, and Melania, breathing a sigh of relief
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:59,
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pffft
Discounting the possibility of a public and messy divorce, there must be the likelihood of a book or some candid interviews, possibly even in her favour.
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they're already out there?
could've sworn they popped up during the 2016 election campaign, from earlier in her modelling career
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You are probably right
*fires up Google
Oh yes so there is.
That will keep me busy for 10 seconds or so.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:59,
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Wonder how long it will take for Trump to be kicked off Twitter
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:03,
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I believe the official handover is midday on 20th Jan, so basically within seconds of that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:30,
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Trump campaign summons Cthulhu
I made this!
This is what I do instead of sleeping now.
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H.P.Lovecraft protests at the use of Cthulhu without permission
Even I don't endorse this campaign
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Trump / Scooby Doo vocieover thing
I saw this early today and assumed it would be everywhere by now. Hope this was the original poster but will edit link if I find I've got the wrong 'un.
I'm a bit shaky,... pretty much finally thinking Trump is leaving so I got fancy whisky hammered last night. Felt good.
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unclepills, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 12:07,
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I can't fault his reasoning in this one.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:32,
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Breakaway from it all
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:47,
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I'm still not comfortable hearing him speak.
Screaming is fine.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:37,
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Just a little Trump song
Some guys I know made this a while back. First post in nearly ten years mind!
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Very nicely done
Clearly a labour of hate.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:47,
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That
is fantastic
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 11:08,
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This is it, yo
JUst thought I'd drop by
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:35,
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Trump is probably terrified of two main things
Losing immunity from prosecution.
Everyone in the country being able to make the same “You’re fired!” joke at him.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:57,
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Richard Osman made an interesting point
Trump resigns, Pence steps in and when he leaves the White house he pardons Trump.
Not sure if holding off charges until later would avoid that - does a presidential pardon apply to future charges?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:41,
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Bit tin foil hat, but it is Trump I suppose.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:56,
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Don’t think you can preempt something like that.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:22,
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Yes you can
Nixon's pardon was for any crimes he might have committed
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I think presidential pardons only count for federal crimes, not state ones. New York state were the ones investigating his finances and they brought the action that closed the Trump foundation.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 2:28,
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To be pardoned he'd have to have been convicted first.
So it wouldn't apply to pending cases.
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No that's not right
Ford pardoned Nixon without him even having being charged
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True, there was no conviction, note though that it only applied to crimes committed while he was president.
Would the GOP want to be seen as the party that has to have its Presidents pardoned?
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Given they nominated Trump and backed him all the way, I think we know the answer to that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 9:52,
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They were only out of power for one term the last time it happened
President Pence would have even less to lose than Ford as he'd be gone in January anyway
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But only federal charges
New York state gonna get him
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 9:17,
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I want Obama to say that publicly.
Metal version of the racist witch rant sermon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzIym0eZsH0
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:32,
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I've been saying that for decades.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:34,
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Forgotten Chinese state officials
just the first ten seconds of an old Newsnight intro
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I know who all of them are.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:25,
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he seems a little pissed
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:37,
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More than just drunk, I think. Looks like cocaine and viagra.
That, or stimutacs.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:26,
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Well
that was unexpected and unusual.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 18:56,
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