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This is a link post Liberace tears it up
Walking and talking!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He was a very skilled pianist
and an exceptionally talented entertainer
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and a massive woofter

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post A boogie woofter?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post and Jools Holland cums in his pants

(piss and shit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish his brother George
was there......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N9fBzPkrP0
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post fuck you
yeah, you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Bants


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted a couple of minutes
he seems to have based his entire personality on being a miserable arse, it gets thin very quickly
 (piss and shit, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post you're thinking of Queef Richard's, mate

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm far too sophisticated and advanced in my tastes to accept anything..."
Maybe he was suffering from aesthetes foot, or depression.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
Always a classic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY0bGLFGnL4
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post classic

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew he wanked off a dog.
God I'm looking forward to that coming up all the time with autocomplete.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post didnt he also claim that he'd wanked off Salvador Dali?
All sounds a bit like stuff he made up in later life to make himself sound more interesting
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's who voiced Stewie Griffin!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Horticulturist

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Notch

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This is a normal post I gave Lupin a go.
Didn’t take to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 18:34, Reply)
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After entering the oratory’s bar in Monza, a town near Milan, the man stole about €21 (£18) from the till. He also made off with a bottle of fizzy orange.

But the injuries sustained to his arm from smashing through the glass door proved to be too much and soon after returning home, he called for help.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:03, Reply)
This is a link post Song about being special I made this!
For you

(mrmenfolk, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You figured it out

(mrmenfolk, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's my 5 quid?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post The dogs seem to like it


(Sherbs, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That comedy trumpet soundtrack
should be replaced with The Time Tunnel's theme by John Williams youtube.com/watch?v=Q95kXfUI_UY
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally forgotten that, great series
Another one from that era I liked.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMIe5utv4n4

And also composed by John Williams

Edit, seems he did all my faves from that time, Voyage to the bottom of the sea and Lost in Space
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post my all time favourite...
youtu.be/712ns4jnG-k?t=57
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Shine a Light
Spiritualized
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, FFS.
What the fuck is wrong with those judges.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, they should ignore the evidential burden of the crown prosecution to prove guilt and just convict people
but then again, that would deny torygraph readers the feelings of outrage at yet another "broken britain" story that they are constantly seeking out
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, 'cause this was obviously the CP trying to frame a completely innocent woman.
Who just happened to down a few vodka's after smashing into another motorist, whilst the magistrates thought her account was "often confused and misleading". The bint is clearly a danger to the public.
You keep bringing the evil tories into anything not related to politics. Is your arse still sore from being fucked over by Corbyn?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the torygraph is just a moniker that private eye use, dopey. Like the Grauniad or the Hun.
but essentially it's a failed prosecution following a car accident that none of us witnessed or heard the evidence presented, but seems to get many in a huge tizz with some angry certainty that an injustice has been done. That's why they print these pointless stories, because people like getting impotently outraged. If there's comments, all the better, so it can be some shared outpouring of bile. Personally I think papers like this play their readers like fiddles. There's really no other interest here. If the police want to charge someone with drink driving they need to arrive on the scene early enough to establish they're drunk behind the wheel, or have some other evidence. Unless you're suggesting we do away with the presumption of innocence that underpins the british legal system since medieval times to satisfy your uninformed sanctimony, I don't know what the fuck you're on about
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
I crashed my car the other day and drank half a bottle of vodka while waiting for the aa to turn up.... probably was a bad idea but would have been telling the truth if the rozzers had got involved. Was very annoyed and not thinking it through.
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Two pints is a stretch
Did she pour it into glasses?
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Two pints containing vodka" is a long way from "two pints of vodka". However, she's clearly a danger to everyone around her. She got off on a technicality, and justice certainly hasn't been done.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post She played a lacuna and won

Two sides to the coin:

First side is a clever legally astute and aware one.

The other is a drunken tart who can afford the other side of the coin or the pater is.

Case law should now close this gap really as this is a Scott free out for any reckless idiot tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nephinsnubbin, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post She's an accountant of some sorts.
Wouldn't be surprising if the firm she works for has some kind of legal representation that advised her on the situation. Total fucking joke.

That said, if she's the type to get behind the wheel with her kids in the car after she's had a few, she's already on the alcoholism train, so this wont be her last offense.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically hospital material unless you have severe tolerance

(I helped save b3ta! Nephinsnubbin, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If she drinks that much in the day, she'll get caught eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
According to the comments in the Manchester Evening News, she has a bit of a reputation for this kind of thing - unsurprisingly. And there's no chance she's getting off with that excuse a second time.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on the level of evidence the police manage to collect.
The standard for criminal conviction is “beyond reasonable doubt”. She went out of her way to provide that doubt.

Pretty sure they’ll go out of their way to see her bang to rights if there is a next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post WHEN will Boris make comments sections on websites admissible as evidence?
It's the only way out of this mess.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She's taken the piss out of the cops by getting off, they might not like that.
She'll get pulled over for some reason or other.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post this is a cool Etchy Sketchy thing I made this!
I'm gonna make a belt for it and be like that weird guy who draws people on the subway trains

(mrmenfolk, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell my heart
My etchy sketchy heart
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(mrmenfolk, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those!
An 80's classic. You could stick a shape template around the stick and then turn the screen each time to make funky patterns. Gutted when I broke that. I don't ever remember seeing another one.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Still got some of the pattern maker thingys. Never seen it before, love the look of it
 (mrmenfolk, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 8:08, Reply)
This is a link post The Persian carpet flatworm game
The loser gets fertilised
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cockfighting!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Penis tits!
Vigorous frottage leads to spunky carpet shame.

Sadly, my other half refuses to watch Attenborough talking dirty to bestial porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yiff yiff!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of public school

(strongp, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Safari lodge guest having a nap
South Luangwa National Park, Zambia
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 11 Oct 2021, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Australian MP forgets to renew his website
Classic B3ta play.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 11 Oct 2021, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if your head was actually made out of fuck

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Cure - Close To Me (Official Video)
because why not?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Somewhere I got the 4 track demo of this but this version is still my favourite.
youtu.be/3ftTlrWgGGM
 (carcrash, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's on the bonus CD of the delux edition re-release of "The Head on the Door".
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I have never heard this version.
 (Sherbs, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Great viddy

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post get sex toys quickly
not really quickly unless you have the right equipment and large tools
 (razzle, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful candidate for funny name corner.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the boat printing speed contest on here before
think it might be a better idea to visit a local shop
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:56, Reply)
This is a link post Collection of old films about the construction of the Victoria Line
1963, when men were men and safety was not a priority.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post In sixty year’s time, will people be watching a vid of the construction of HS2, and cooing, “how did we manage without it?”

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is how the TV series "how's it made" should be be filmed
 (razzle, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post The latest Jive Bunny mastermix from Cassetteboiieeee


(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post politics
Crap vid. Just more lazy political shit being passed off as entertainment.
 (PlasmidVector, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess your in love with boris
 (razzle, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The OP is a delicate flower, the first comment is a turd, you are a fly and I am a bird.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Roses are red
violets are blue,
You're full of shit
and I am too
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post smoke some hashish and listen to dj rubbish
on a council estate wiv ya best mate
cassette boy vibin' minidisc girl in hidin'
keepin' it real wiv da unreal feels
*drops mic, trips over (head over heals) foot in cable and falls off the stage*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cassettes boy sets boy, off on one
replies let flies, in, pants undone
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Never sure how much it feeds the personality cult which keeps the twat in power
The Mogg one he did a few years ago certainly crossed that line
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, Hitler would have lost power in months had it not been for the satirical cabaret acts keeping him relevant.
We should all ignore politics and then it will go away!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in case there's any doubt, this is sarcasm
and I dislike rightwingery in general.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I realise now that the sincerity of my last post reads just like sarcasm.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post Another Sunday traditional post
Getting on a bit but still (sort of) entertaining)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well if banging one in from the halfway line isn't entertaining then I'm not sure what is? But suppose its a question of preference :D
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Skeelz


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible skills

(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky AF

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post British Robocop


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Canned laughter ruins everything.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A canned laughter app could be fun, until everyone learns to avoid you
Sick and tired of your partner? A few well timed blasts of canned laughter during sex and they'll go.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.myinstants.com/search/?name=laugh

(I'm not responsible if that website rapes your computer/mobile device...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha needs to be incorporated into porn websites.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:03, Reply)

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