Tanzanian Toilet Bats
“I’ve had the soft, leathery caress of a bat’s wing against my buttocks while having a poo”
(, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 10:58, Reply)
GGFC Game: 2
I made this!
Here's your dose from Golden Griffin FC last week, the lads aren't playing this morning so you won't need to suffer the next one for another two weeks. Anyway if you've been putting up with Toya for this long surely you can stomach a bit footy every now and then? Now I'm off to do some grocery shopping this morning but I promise to return later on and join in.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 9:24, Reply)
A band I found down the rabbit hole
They are rather good.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 1:09,
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I like this. Thanks.
Loads on them and tons of vids
this is a good start text.npr.org/889759210
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unclepills, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 11:29,
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Unarmed and Dangerous
One of the most 80s film themes ever.
I recently discovered that this was based on a set of books which has 153 titles in the series. The adventure may have begun here, but it ended with a pilot for TV that, sadly, went nowhere.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 23:20,
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Without even looking I can tell you I have about 40 of the books and I've read about 75 of them. There's an interesting story about how the books were wrote. For a long time there two authors of the books. One would write the first half of the book and the other would finish it off.
(, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 23:40, Reply)
I was gifted number 7: 'Union Bust' last week which took me down a bit of a rabbit hole. Thought I'd better start with number 1 so ordered it on Ebay. This may be the start of a long journey.
Knowing this about the authors is going to enhance my experience for sure. I can imagine the one doing the first half having the opportunity to really troll the other, but what a great way to co-author novels.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 1:02,
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This might be of interest, i've skipped to the meat of the tale so the destroyer covers and collecting bit might be earlier
paperback collection
(, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 8:47, Reply)
Oh wow
That's an absolute goldmine of pap. I'm already making a list of titles I covet.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 12:09,
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I unapologetically like this film.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 1:03,
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Not to be confused with...
Unarmed but Dangerous, which I see also has another name....
(, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 8:06, Reply)
This is... I have no words.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 12:13,
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One of my favourite TV films as a kid.
The fingernail hardening practise and the walking on water scenes are particularly memorable.
See also Trancers (with Jack Deth).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 14:21,
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A masterful performance from great Korean actor Joel Grey.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 19:35,
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This deserves a Grammy
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 23:15,
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I want to fuck you like a halibut...
you get me closer to cod!
©1994 Me
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 23:33,
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You cam do it little fella!
!!!
Parental Floof Advisory
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 16:25,
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Hurdy gurdy hedgehog
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJIe5oFPZEw
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 22:42,
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I still don't quite get the funny and I really want to de-ris
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unclepills, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 11:35,
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You know what we need around here? A little GC Sufi Circle Dance
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unclepills, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 0:30,
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This is still the best one. you'd think there would be more and better filmed.
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unclepills, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 10:53,
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This was a one off. It was in memory of the 96.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 17:17,
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You can tell they speed it up in time with the beats tho
You can tell they speed it up in time with the beats tho
(, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 1:47, Reply)
I know its something different but when they stop all I hear is oompah, oompah, oompah
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Always a joy to watch
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 9:22,
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couldn't resist a repost, last posted by crab bloke in 2014
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unclepills, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 10:56,
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Every time I see it
I feel a tinge of sadness that I'll never get to take part in one.
I also love the fact that it appears to be acceptable to use the shirt of the guy in front to wipe the sweat off your face - check out the guy in the foreground at 1:45.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 15:41,
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Pretty standard festival behaviour. Better than pints of piss
They aren't dressed for such hot work though
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unclepills, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 11:38,
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Always love watching this
Would love to take part in one, but I expect there's some religious significance for them.
Guess I'll stick to circle pits...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:13,
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Similar concept / maybe the inspiration for these two mucic videos
youtu.be/0ttGgIQpAUc
DeStaat - Witch Doctor
youtu.be/hTGJfRPLe08
Jamie XX - Gosh (The Romain Gavras version of the video)
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Russia's version of The Voice has...
... um... Well, I don't want to spoil the surprise.
GC says OK, but I struggle to believe that, to be honest.
Not safe for ears.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 22:56,
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Oh.
The preview title gives it away. Meh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 22:57,
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As a cover version, that has a lot of potential, in fairness.
It's just a shame the performers are so shit.
It's a sad reflection on humanity when utter shittybollocks like 'The (fucking) Voice' transcends cultural boundaries. A supposed talent show that relies on the judges being effectively blind to the singers, so that they can be judged solely on the merits of their vocal ability. But hand-picked beforehand by the production team to ensure that all the competitors are sufficiently pretty enough to be marketable regardless. Absolute wanktits.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 23:11, Reply)
Agreed,
the musical arrangement was spot on. The vocalists however, were an ill fit.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Oct 2021, 7:17,
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Grohl recently admitted it was disco-based,
didn't he?
Now listening to the Moog Cookbook version. Not quite as fun as I remember it tbh.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 10:30,
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Not the worst cover of this song I've heard.
Disco is great.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 14:38,
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Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it
Anyone who says, "oh, really not that bad" probably wasn't going to clubs in the 70's-80's and having this force fed through every orifice.
but I concede- not as awful as some of the shit currently available of consumption
(, Tue 12 Oct 2021, 23:28, Reply)
Ferrofluid in a speaker
Soon to be a product you can buy (I'm not associated).
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I had a dancing sunflower that did this back in the 90's.
Noisy whirry bastard, though.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 23:04, Reply)
I too had the dancing sunflower
Was more entertaining than it should have been.
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I'm sure I've seen this on b3ta before.
I suspect it will end up like the "holographic" DJ table.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 10:40,
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I saw an almost identical demo several years ago
I'd take any claim it's going to be available soon with a pinch of salt, especially as that video looks CG to me.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 11:33,
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100% CG
His other videos are a little more convincing, but the ferrofluid also looks a little bit more shit. It's just a wanky lava lamp at the end of the day, really.
(, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 11:38, Reply)
A smart man
does sensible things, like stealing a lawnmower from a drug dealer's house and a mobility scooter from an old people's home, in order to make a remote controlled VR lawnmower, so he can watch porn at the same time as cutting the grass on his lawn
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 19:32,
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Not uncommon here in older properties
In fact, the standard form of beds in the more rural parts of the Netherlands untill about a 100 years ago.
www.google.com/search?q=bedstede&tbm=isch
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 20:28,
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hole-in-the-wall, recessed or kitchen beds in the UK
Don't recall ever seeing portholes for viewing their occupants though
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The man with the magic fingers is gone
Heard a story that he ran the Bracknell McDonalds for a bit in the 90s but never confirmed it. That would have been an experience.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 17:27,
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The Last Chase (1981)
"In the year 2011, the United States is a police state. A substantial percentage of the population was wiped out by a devastating viral pandemic twenty years previously.
Amidst the resulting chaos and general panic, democracy collapsed and a totalitarian cabal seized power.
After moving the seat of government to Boston, the new dictatorship outlawed ownership and use of all automobiles, boats, and aircraft, on the pretext (later proven false) that an even bigger crisis, the exhaustion of fossil fuel supplies, was imminent.
The loss of other personal freedoms followed, and surveillance cameras now monitor private citizens' every move."
(, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 16:53, Reply)
This^^
Six Million Dollar Man and The Penguin in the same movie!!! Grab popcorn and settles in :)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 8 Oct 2021, 21:55,
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So
A documentary of the last couple of years, but set 10 years ago?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 0:40,
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Bobbins Unspooled Tape #2
I made this!
A volume of televisual twattery including Art Attack, EastEnders, The Krypton Factor and more.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 14:13, Reply)
More of this sort of thing!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 22:10,
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On mental health awareness day, maybe telling people with problems to "KILL YOURSELF" isn't terribly perspicacious?
(, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 0:34, Reply)
Talking of hand puppetry - this is excellent!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 8:53,
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I wonder how many gammons were frantically bashing away at their keyboards
making complaints to Ofcom about the flippant tomfoolery on display by the BBC?
Wouldn't be the last time that good old CM causes cuntroversy at the Beeb.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 9:13, Reply)
I expect more revelations
especially since Chris Langham was part of the original Muppet Show writing team.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 9:22,
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So no matter who's had a hand in this they'll claim it was Langham putting words in their mouths
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Why is that mushroom cloud emerging from the ocean without disturbing it in any way?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 13:17,
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Happened so quick the water hasn't noticed yet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 21:25,
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It's actually a homeopathic mushroom cloud
After 60 years the water has learnt to remain calm when having those flashbacks
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 7:25,
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Anyone notice
Nigel Tufnel designed the BBC video player? Check out the volume control.
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id10ts WTF happened, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 22:53,
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That's been there from the start
and yes, it is a deliberate Spinal Tap reference.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 9 Oct 2021, 17:05,
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