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this one managed to pass me by
apologies if it's glasscock to you. Crappy x-files spinoff pilot made 6 months before 9/11 has plot of government posing as terrorists flying plane into world trade center
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 6:44,
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Oh you poor sheeple, how have you managed to miss this UNDOUBTED PROOF that 9/11 was an inside job?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 8:37,
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jet fuel cant melt c-beams
#bladerunnerTRUTH
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:12,
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911 backwards is 119
How many floors did the twin towers have?? One hundred and ten. Only nine short of 119
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 14:35,
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Pff, amateur.
110 = 10 (1x10)
911 = 10 (9+1x1)
Notice that 10 is either 1 or 0 (1+0, or 0+1, alternatively 1x0 or 0x1), which strongly supports my own numerologic theory, that the only number that means anything is 1, and all values can be represented by different 1s that are all the same, just bigger or smaller, positive or negative.
I'm not just describing a binary number system, as that uses 0, and relies on counting numbers other than 1.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:31,
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You had me at 1
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:51,
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is pissed off he didn't credit on this episode
It's been his only grievance against the Americans
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 11:41,
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He sounds incredibly tolerant.
I've got fucking loads of grievances against them.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 12:00,
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Show some compassion. They are sick people
now.tufts.edu/2022/07/05/only-7-american-adults-have-good-cardiometabolic-health
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 12:08,
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I like how
that URL implies only 7 American adults have good cardiometabolic health.
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FridgeBadger, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 15:50,
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^this, only mildly surprised
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:23,
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Episode consultant: Osama Bin Laden
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:36,
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He asked them to use the pseudonym Osama 'bindun' Laden
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 15:46,
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So they're dismantling it?
Sod that - if it was me I'd want it to be burnt in tribute, not taken down so my death was for nothing.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 22:58,
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save money on cremation
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 23:56,
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What a waste... just think how many 5 minute crafts videos could be made from that lot.
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swank, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 10:24,
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For fuck's sake BBC, I don't pay my license fee for you to miss the opportunity to say "guy" rather than "man" in the headline.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 12:41,
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for you to miss the opportunity to say "guy" rather than "man" in the headline
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:33,
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Wrong anti-catholic bonfire festival but what the hell.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 18:22,
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A few years ago there was a touring exhibition of all the Postgate stuff
Pogles, Bagpuss, Ivor and Noggin. Absolutely brilliant to see the originals up close.

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Varmint, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 21:37,
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Nogbad the Bad, Nordic cousin of Dick Dastardly
and they've done the invisible Thor Nogson challenge all wrong
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Mr_Gubbins Reykjavík comma Iceland full stop, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 17:52,
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Proper lol at invisible Thor Nogson!
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Varmint, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 23:37,
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Its in a free museum in Canterbury now
Was there last week. The Beany House of Art, its well worth a visit
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 12 Jul 2022, 8:31,
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I still think it's a euphemism.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:03,
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SUMO Nagoya Tournament 2022 Day 1 July 10th Top Division ALL BOUTS Condensed
It's an odd numbered month, so the sumo is back!
Takayasu is out with Covid, taking his whole stable with him.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:17,
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はっけよい
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:46,
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Hakkeyoi, hakkeyoi, ozumo (HAI)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:59,
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Day 2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nspY3CPcG0
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:25,
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New order meets lady gaga
Not actually that bad. In fact I quite like it. It will probably piss off die hard gaga and/or new order fans but meh....
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 13:30,
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The plastic hearts are back I see.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 13:26,
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Toyah is playing Leeds in September, if anyone wants to see less of her
because I can't imagine for a live gig she'll be quite so pasties out for the lads.
www.brudenellsocialclub.co.uk/whats-on/toyah2/
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Varmint, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 15:25,
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Would love to see what the audience for that looks like
I'm imagining all men, but what ages I wonder
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 21:36,
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Eteololated, myopic and socially awkward 13-yr-olds would be my guess
Along with the flotsam, jetsam and detritic contents of teh B3ta charabanc, of course - age may vary.
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Varmint, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 21:43,
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Her voice sounds a bit strained, hope it recovers before she goes on tour
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 15:49,
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New RoboCop game incoming
Some people are happy that they got Weller back, but personally I’m more impressed that they got the guy who played the news anchor.
But seriously here is the actual trailer: youtu.be/8GNH2fIhIqE
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jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 10:33,
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Hmm, I feel like there should be a Fallout 3 VATS-style system, to act as computer targeting
Relying entirely on the player's reflexes and accuracy makes this just a Robocop-themed generic shooter
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 10:43,
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Couldn’t disagree more.
VATs would ruin a decent shooter and I really hope the targeting thing isn’t a big part of the action.
I’m not really expecting much from the game; their Terminator was solid but otherwise quite forgettable.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 10:59,
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Woman looks down at chest wound
*Reloads last save*
Could have it both ways - partway through game the computer assist gets knocked offline somehow and you have to rely purely on Murphy
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 11:32,
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obviously they should make it like the c64's
Law of the West
with the 20 seconds to comply timer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 1:55,
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What
would you pay for it?
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 11:30,
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I would have made that joke if every other YouTube commentator hadn’t already.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 11:48,
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tree fiddy
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 13:11,
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Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 13:20,
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I don't think I'll be playing this one.
In the original film the violence served the story.
The computer games get it entirely the wrong way round, and also look like shit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 15:08,
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Well they could hardly make it a stealth game.
Hard to sneak up on someone going pdum-pdum with every step.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 15:57,
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Massive lizards manage it in pretty much every Jurassic movie, when the plot requires
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 19:53,
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except when they employ an advanced detection system that can pick up frequencies far beyond the capability of human senses
also known as "a glass of water"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 1:40,
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My point is simple enough:
Violence in service of a worthwhile story = good.
Worthless story in service of violence = shite.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 14:06,
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Play DOOM. You'll change your mind I expect.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Jul 2022, 1:28,
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Japanese funk
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 4:21,
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Add some of what the guy below is selling and he will be
Fappin 'is junk
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 4:51,
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Mayonnaise
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 22:32,
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Yeah!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 22:38,
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Hey!
Hey!
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Hey!
Salad Cream!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 2:58,
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I could only cope with the host's narcissism for 0:49. Can anyone beat that?
I only clicked to find out if the writer of the title, "Cars stopped making THIS so re-invented it!" used English as their first language or not.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 14:35,
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Maybe there is a reason it was discontinued.
Possibly, any passengers might not be impressed by sweaty fungal crotch being circulated around the car.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:17,
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Mate, if the 24hr garage is out of Magic Trees, beggars can’t be choosers.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:46,
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There are worse things.
I picked some wild strawberries from the corner of the vegetable patch. Now I know what cat piss tastes like...
From a prior thread, this crossover marketing amused me
www.rhs.org.uk/plants/317009/nepeta-purple-haze-pbr/details
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 19:51,
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PBR: Plant Breeder’s Rights.
Nice to see the lawyers getting stuck into horticulture.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:41,
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So that's what PBR means.
I guessed it was like copyright.
A new variety popped up this year with a modified smell (crossed with 'Cologne mint', I reckon). If I could only be arsed marketing it...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 22:01,
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AKA the Cool-de-sack
It was a dead-end invention
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 7:37,
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It's so shi-nayyyy!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 7:47,
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just on a small style note, and not to detract from your story post on what is an impressively shiny beetle indeed.
but generally the pronoun "who" is better suited to humans, or perhaps cats and dogs too if you're feeling inclusive, but with beetles the humble "that" would serve the subeditor better,
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 8:29,
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Don't oppress beatles
BLM!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 9:11,
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This may blow your mind
but clickbait respects no grammatical style.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:18,
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Smacks of speaking from a position of homo privilege, I bet you've not even thought to ask this beetle which pronoun it would prefer
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:21,
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we get it. you hate gays
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 15:52,
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I like them, but couldn't eat a whole one
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:21,
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As ze german says,
An arm in or it may way waste.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 2:16,
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If the animal has a name some style guides are fine with 'who'
Also if the report appears in a bestiality magazine
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:35,
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"Of course, ALL beetles are shiny once I've finished with them"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:39,
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the animal? This is Sebastian Armatrading the Third to whom you speak, Sir. Beetle and Bon Vivant, resident of 12 Pall Mall, Mayf.. oh hang on, it's dead
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 16:08,
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hahaha
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:06,
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Have the Beatles split up?
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Varmint, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:46,
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is this one of those time traveller questions?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 16:00,
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No, it looks fine to me.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 16:43,
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Beetle looks like some sort of Japanese executive toy.
This Sweat bee is pretty
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vMumuq1oaio&t=0%3A19%3A50s
More bizarre botany from Tony.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 16:43,
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This tingles my spine
Its my b3trthday and i post if i want to x
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 3:04,
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Slow burn, and great tune.
Tiny Concert here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsNKSbTNd5I
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Varmint, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 7:40,
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Good tune. Uncanny resemblance
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 11:49,
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Opening section reminded me of this Depeche Mode B-side
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6pERrNJvrU
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 10:54,
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That was really good
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Mex3 =mememe, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 11:18,
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Too far to long to get going.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:51,
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So, farewell then
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 0:22,
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Collection Method: Other
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:43,
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That was nailbiting!
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:56,
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Somehow, these deep sea videos feel like streams from a different planet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 3:09,
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He say...nothing...
:(
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 20:17,
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Literally grew up with those adverts :(
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:47,
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The man from Del Monte was like a father figure to me.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:01,
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I think it was Don Warrington for my generation
Until I checked his name I had no idea he was from Newcastle
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jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2022, 12:17,
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