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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 21:24,
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You know they say keep the rest in a closed metal container? This is why.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 21:41,
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Looks like one of my firework displays
People used to watch from indoors after the first display
Poofs
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 2:05,
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Happy Birthday America!
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:16,
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Yay!
I don't know either.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:13,
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I do like a good love song
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 17:27,
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Back by popular demand!
NSFW
I made this!
I helped film this truly shocking window on to ACTUAL UNSCRIPTED REALITY DATA BLURST SOGGING ITS WAY THROUGH YOUR EYEMEATS DIRECT TO YOUR erm... shatner's bassoon is it? I'm not to good with brains. But either way. Have fun judging the poor.
After the clamouring of the crowds and all the fan mail that posting episode 1 generated. We're back merely under a year later with ep2.
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arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:18,
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Spang!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:54,
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You'd have 10 candles if you'd ever bought an icon
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 9:39,
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Idea for Guido Fawkes article: what furniture would Corbs have had if he'd won?
Perhaps some curtains with the protocols of the elders of Zion printed on them. A pipe rack in the shape of Hugo Chavez. Make up any old bollocks
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This red flag duvet cover from Moscow's exclusive furnisher Puti Nizer
...this bespoke hat rack is hand crafted with ice pick handle based pegs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 13:48,
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Diesel just hit £1.99/l here.
I’m beginning to wonder if it hasn’t gone any higher because there’s no room for a two on the signs.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 19:51,
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They'll just start telling people all the numbers mean pounds instead of pence
should solve it for another year or two
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 20:39,
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In these times of fear and uncertainty
We can always depend on teh funk
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 8:11,
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I made these pictures move: July 2022
I made this!
Some of them didn't want to move, but I made them do it anyway
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Cliff appearing in the rained off tennis was a nice touch!
Excellent as usual.
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Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:47,
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He should do one of his Christmas numbers
“Dancing around the yewtree”
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 7:04,
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what I liked the most about this was that the pictures and/or parts thereof moved
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 10:43,
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Never before has this song been so pleasing to the eyes
Comments predictable, but fun nonetheless.
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:19,
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Why hasn't he been cancelled yet?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:22,
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Managed to spot Sting eventually.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:46,
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Should have done “Every breath you take”
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 23:04,
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I'll certainly be watching you.
It is there:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-4yodHCvu0
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Varmint, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:26,
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we can see two space hoppers, walking on the moon
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 8:31,
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Excellent live trolling
Yackety sax during Westminster interviews.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:17,
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This is good and appropriate
Gave me a good laugh anyway
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:37,
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Yesterdays Papers you tube channel
some interesting stuff here
George harrison and the hollies being is soo passive aggrive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FViyUwL6Hw
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Just in case you're wondering what he did wrong
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Jonathan Pie spells it out (NSFW for swears)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:34,
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The distressingly unfunny arsebaby conceived during a one night stand between Alan Partridge and Malcolm Tucker.
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That makes him sound great, tucker and partridge
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 7:07,
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Christ, have you heard James O'Brien's response to BobJob's resignation
it was so very, very depressing.
But I can't argue with the fury of anyone who feels apoplectic at the last six years of government. It's all been based on what they think they can get away with. It's tiring.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 10:20,
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We must eliminate
all the juice
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 15:31,
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one from the archives
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 14:54,
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Wow, just imagine chaos
if this is stable.
I reckon we would have seen the laws of physics break down and gibbering beasts spew forth from the dark dimensions. Giant tentacled floating monsters would be picking us from the ground to eat our souls.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 15:28,
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P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 15:57,
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I just wish the links brexit twat gang hadn't "got bored" of it all
and had hung on to see it unfold. Seems like an odd decision in retrospect
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I now see that Jeremy Corbyn would have led us to utopic sunlit uplands.
What a fool I was.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:21,
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Not sure why you're so anti-Corbyn Pru
I'm sure he wouldn't have put the duty on spirits up that much
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Well, I’m sure we’ll get to see his acolytes, who so successfully infiltrated the Labour Party under his auspices, in power very soon. Mazel tov!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 0:47,
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Are you not enjoying our little Brexit adventure yet?
I thought you'd be into it by now. Oh well, only the rest of your life to go.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Jul 2022, 18:03,
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Learning a new dance
Feel free to add your own Boris metaphor if you wish.
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 11:42,
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Marvellous!
Although, on closer examination, rather like the bins and boxes placed on the roadside of a corny car chase movie, that cardboard box and teetering bin look suspiciously balanced.
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Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 14:58,
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It's Raab then
He should come out dressed in his karate gear and smash some planks in half for the cameras
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The Georgia Guidestones have now been removed by the authorities
Nobody was hurt. but they are completely gone now. There is CCTV footage of the Georgia Guidestones at all times , linked to a police station.
Don't know what they are: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:49,
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"america's stonehenge"
Been there since 1979, ay?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:27,
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Yes, with a little bit more eugenics than the druids intended.
I assume the authorities cleared up what was left of them?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:45,
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Didn't look at the link
So I guess that you have no idea on this subject. That makes you what?
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 4:08,
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Prime Minister
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 5:29,
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Some increasingly absurd trolley problems
With some quite worrying results.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 23:33,
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*likes*
Only 55 deaths and it said I'd solved philosophy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 1:34,
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79
I tried to minimise biodiversity loss
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 6:54,
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that 4 out of 10 claim that they would deliberately kill themselves to save 4 strangers just shows how many people are virtue-signalling bullshitters
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:19,
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or tramspotters hoping for a closer view
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:04,
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www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:00,
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Exhibit A: The Costa Concordia
https://youtu.be/Ieh7Z8t-3EI?t=118
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:17,
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It really does.
I get that there are plenty of people who have died inadvertently whilst attempting to save the lives of strangers, but if you would genuinely sacrifice yourself in order to spare the lives of a handful of people you've never met, then you're mentally ill.
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Or four out of ten people who played the game
spend their lives doom scrolling or doing pointless shit like the trolley game online and just don't see the point of life anymore.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 15:33,
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Thinking of philosophy, The Five Laws of Stupidity
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3O9FFrLpinQ
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:31,
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You have to ask?!
Seriously, they could be any one depending on why they voted that way, eg. Rees-Mogg is probably a 'bandit' in this case, whereas someone who "'ates forrins comin over here" and thinks Farage is their mate is 'stupid'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:08,
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Right?
In whose terms is 'right' defined?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 7:43,
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Weird how people are only now noticing he's a right wing shitweasel.
His routine always had a lot in common with Bernard Manning and Andrew Dice Clay. Lazy stereotypical bollocks.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 21:49,
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^ Not the sharpest egg in the fridge.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 14:21,
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