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This is a link post Clap for the NHS

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 40 million years just wasn't enough

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Amateurs...
Back in my day we had HIV to contend with so always dressed for the occasion...
 (arch_stanton, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post 40 million years of wanking
but enough about that time I was alone in the house for the holidays
Origins of masturbation traced back to primates 40m years ago


 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=02QdeWnfn9s
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Phoowar!
Eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Also in the news
A crocodile and the Pope made themselves pregnant

bbc.com/news/science-environment-65834167

bbc.com/news/world-europe-65821047
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn’t he a few hundred years early?
youtu.be/dT7tac9h8Gw
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:56, Reply)
This is a link post This Morning - An Apology
'This Morning' presenters are forced to make a grovelling apology following recent events.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 links down

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This one has a turquoise rectangle on it

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post alright DelboyOnline, I didn't know you were Armstrong and/or Miller

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't David Jason?
This has blown my mind
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post still on the page

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Laugh tracks can fuck right off.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post On the contrary, I find it helps to imagine them when reading threads on /links.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *audience laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post who is this person "right off"
and how do I apply for their job?
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's me mate and there's a casting couch system, bit like This Morning
Now I'll be Phil and you can be the intern

*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this version
youtu.be/IHGaRQIGYG4
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work so well
When the link takes you to an unskippable advert. Nurofen in my case, so at least their algorithm is working.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post HW y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred Bergerac to Howards Way tbh

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Harvey Wippleman?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he in jail for multiple Hollywood rapes?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post Athletico Mince: Geordie Heat
fucking insane.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Every once in a while
I'll see or hear something like this and think "Maybe I should check this podcast out."

Then I visit the site, faff about with script blocking because it's so badly coded, select a clip to listen to, and quit after at least 90 seconds of forced media adverts, patreon begging and shilling, having heard none of the content I selected.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Benpics selects the best nuggets
and animates them so you don't have to trawl through the rest of it. That's what I think anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not use a podcast aggregator like
podbean, apple/google podcasts etc - I haven't gone to most of the websites of podcasts I like.

They have 30s skip features on all of the platforms.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not offer a service that doesn't use forced media in the first place?
Like, why not just link to an mp3 and let your audience decide how they want to play it? Why make it harder for people to access the non-advert content?

Greedy cunts is why.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Silverpoint drawing process.


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post W.C. Fields early career


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He was extraordinary

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post vaudeville just sounded super competitive
to pull a crowd night after night with the punters having plenty to choose from in essentially a single medium open to entertainers. to make a name for yourself above the rest you had to be extraordinarily talented and practised, like chaplin, keaton and fields
nice find
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I always imagined it as a tough business
Like jazz band musicians in them days, you had to be good. Know all the standards, sight read fluently. Recordings were done in one shot and woe to you if you fucked up.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Speaking as a juggler (I can Mill's Mess three clubs on singles and cascade five balls, if that means anything) that was... mostly OK. By modern standards pretty pedestrian, but by the standards of back then, great. But...

The routine with the cigar boxes right at the end is fucking fantastic. I can do stuff with balls, clubs (and therefore also knives and fire), contact juggle, club swing, hat juggle, trick balance and so on, but the thing I've never, ever been able to master is the stop-go-stop rhythm of cigar box juggling. It is HARD, partly because it's so different from everything else. And he NAILS it. I do remember in one of the (too many) books I have on juggling, Fields is specifically name-checked as one of the all-time greats of that under-appreciated style.
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember first time I heard Supper's Ready on mushies
It felt like I had never really heard it properly before. I wonder how my psycho tricks were put in recordings to click with trippers
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post While I've never watched this on psychedelics, it's always given me a similar feeling with the small details it contains
youtu.be/zAhFzB2JDDA
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've used Steve Hillage to blow druggy minds before
Green is particularly good for that =)

Kinda different effect from Supper's Ready, That is emotional overload whereas the stuff like wot u linked and Hillage is more tinkering around and fooling with your ears
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give that a go cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post A Connecticut couple alleges the state put a camera on a bear
with the intention of illegally filming their property
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's bearly plausible.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fed Bear Investigators are everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post so a reference to that legal case might be
See CT v Couple
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that would be a Teddy Cam then

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Paws for thought....

(Farty Funkhouser, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Absolutely ursine paranoia
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the guy in a bear suit from cocaine bear
(Although he did have computational enhancement for the film)
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post would have made a grizzly spectacle

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of bears shitting in the woods
Rock band singer accused of having sex with groupies shock!
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/06/german-band-rammstein-accused
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 6:12, Reply)
This is a link post Putin's plan? I made this!
fake but might be if could be
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So it was you who just declared martial law in Russia?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post For fans of DOOM and mental illness.
Interesting use of a game, skip to 23.30 for the reveal of what is happening to the DOOM guy.
The Thing You Can't Defeat - DOOM's Creepiest And Most Depressing Mod


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fans Of Mental Illness
After the singer died and Factory imploded they did an album as Dyson Depression
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mentioning Dyson has really triggered some people.
When /links starts to discuss the bins, it's care home time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post they could write a book
Of Dyson Men
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post when it came out, we played it on my cousin's 386
His girlfriend found a cheat code for god mode (and this was before he got internet), and played the entire thing from start to finish without being able to be damaged. probably signifies something about life
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A girlfriend into DOOM who finds cheat modes...
I hope he proposed.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jun 2023, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post he could have, but didnt. maybe first serious girlfriend out of high school he didn't want to buy the first cow at the market
a couple of year after he broke it off she came into quite the nice inheritance. saw her at a funeral the other day. owned a few bars and a had a house in bali. cest la vie
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post So she got a cheat code for life too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post Trufax


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post All looks weirdly sterile to me
Which Michelangelo certainly does not. That one on the right has a bit of a Bernini feel but again, none of the thrill.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post “Jago is a world, he is an existence, a character"
why stop there?
"Jago is an idea, a fragrance, a regret. He is a spicy papadum that you didn't order and then argued about with the waiter"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post We're sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
The lady in the middle is Jess Ransom, she answered an ad when I was at uni to star, unpaid in my shit Uni final project and we pretty much cut out everything she did when we edited. Oops. She ended up doing Horrible Histories films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright peej, long time no see

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post When you've been hired to make a workplace training video
but you're a massive Blake's Seven and Doctor Who fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a mad crush on Servalan

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt mad about that

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post She was great in Hi-de-Hi an'all

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I might still have a bit of a crush on Ace.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a guy!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/11394880
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post How to start a new comedy show


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post by being sent off by a nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:21, Reply)
This is a link post Wanna see a suitcase full of bees? Sure you do

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Laid back voice there

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Something in the smoke

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post unlistenable
I'm not ready for Apiarist ASMR
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sibilance is not your thing then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I couldn't stomach much of that.
It's AI/Computer generated, Shirley?
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1604976
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Beeeeeeees....

(midnightrambler, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post Another silly shark movie from the poeple that brought you Meg, it's Meg2!
I love silly shark movies
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Jun 2023, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Wheatley going back to his b3ta roots
with a shark and helicopter combination, I see.

No bridge.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually jumped the shark, I suppose they had to really.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Caught him on the hop

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
he was going to try and play innocent, but he didn't have a leg to stand on
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
He will never be able to audition for that Tarzan role now
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:42, Reply)

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