That looks brill
But it seems to be missing the A&E visits needed to make it true to my most recent project.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 21:52,
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My efforts this week ended with an emergency plumber.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 0:14,
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Is this an ad
I've found that people who fix things often do it worse than I do. I usually have to make things better, often spending more than my wife spent on the original repair. One time I got the council to come out and they unblocked a drain that the "pro"'s couldn't. It cost me nothing apart from the 3000 pounds that my wife had already spent on people who guaranteed they'd do it or no charge. Then there was the door on the rental...
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An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 1:13,
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Your wife spent £3000 that they guaranteed or no charge, and they didn't do it, but still charged?
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Yes, there's always a stream of handymen turning up at his wife's door and yet for some reason nothing seems to get fixed.
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Does it end with you walking through the house being taunted by your creations like a plastic surgeon encountering past patients with botched operations.
You said I would be beautiful. You said I would be smooth. You said no one would see the join but look at me, LOOK AT ME!
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The Winner of Cuprinol Shed of the year 2024 is Wrinkly, Rusty and Retro.
Just like most b3tans I'm a Rusty, Wrinkly and a bit Retro but not as much as our winner of the 18th Shed of the year.
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unclewilco, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:03,
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Concandulations old timer.
And yes, a refreshingly sheddy winner this time.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 0:05,
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I can't even count the candles.
Well done fellow!
PS I am good at counting.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 1:19,
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Massive uncle respek on the shed work and candle brightness.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 5 Sep 2024, 9:59,
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festive b3tanday, unclewilco
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:45,
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H A P P Y C A N D L E D A Y ! ! !
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 23:19,
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Noel's kleptomania
One of the most overrated bands of all time is back to put their hands in people's pockets.
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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 23:34,
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I want a full set, on top of the ones above so far.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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The Shamen - Trees are Good
I made this!
Over 30 years ago the Shamen released "Ebeneezer Goode". Everyone knows that it was written about ecstasy, but – inspired by some words in the last b3ta newsletter – let's rework it into a tribute to something almost as exciting. Trees!
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Antiques Roadshow
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 7:25,
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Tell us again how Biden isn’t senile..
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:46,
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sure, this neatly encapsulates it:
b3ta.com/links/1432636
and what was one of those other ones, where you kept moronically insisting that morrisey sang in rhyming couplets? It somewhat undercuts your shakespeare reference below as a painfully transparent attempt to salvage some dignity. Even Polonius would have understood what a couplet is. It was a little difficult to find as, surprise, it turns out this was another humiliating mess you've thread deleted. But this part survives: b3ta.com/links/1558340.
lol.
I have sympathy, I might have been tempted to delete it too if I'd had claimed something so stupid then attempted to defend it
please keep it up. I might do a "best of prufrock fails" as a trip down memory line tonight.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 13:34,
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You do that mate. That’d be a good use of your time.
In the meantime, tell us how Huw Edwards’ sordid, blatant red flag behaviour, was just a storm in a teacup.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 14:02,
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Music from Pi
No, not the film
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 2:29,
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given that pi is a statistically random infinite series of numbers, at least as far as they've calculated it so far
one can only conclude that any series of notes can be made to sound pleasing when accompanied by harmonic arpeggios and some flourish in dynamics and tempo.
Actually, this bloke explains it better: The Problem with Pi Music www.youtube.com/watch?v=vekpN5e5PVY
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 9:42,
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Well, of course
But it's still nice to listen to.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:47,
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don't get me wrong, it makes it more impressive
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:51,
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I just hear a series of random notes,
With someone twiddling away with the other hand in a failed attempt to disguise it, like they're trying to drown out the neighbours having a row.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 11:40,
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they've calculated to 60 trillion places i think now
I wonder what the chances of the transcribed pattern to mary had a little lamb are of appearing in that number set? monkeys/shakespeare etc
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:28,
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Interesting
But if you look at the line it appears jerky and artificial.
Open a page of a Tchaikovsky, Bach or Chopin score and you are immediately struck by detail, beauty and craft.
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Sorry but I'm calling bollocks on that.
All standard western notation looks jerky and artificial because it is. Some PDQ Bach scores look prettier than some JS Bach scores.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 22:48,
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Painting by numbers
Or splotching by Pollock may appeal to many, but studying the Asch ‘Carnaval’ variations by Robert Schumann, the numerical references by Alban Berg etc. etc. may reveal subtleties to be highly recommended.
You have to understand the idea and reality of ‘craft’.
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I'm going to assume you're trolling. Good work.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:51,
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Ok cool I think you
I forgot to reference Elgar’s major works - every bar/measure of his compositions are filled with requirements/details - not due to vanity(ies).
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Now you seem to be arguing with your own spelling, punctuation and grammar.
It was good trolling, but the more you return to it the more shine you take off it.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:54,
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I was just having a think about how I'd do this
and it turns out the first 100 digits of pi in base 12 is:
3.184809493B918664573A6211BB151551A05729290A7809A492742140A60A55256A0661A03753A3AA54805646880181A36830
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 22:13,
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I plotted this out as a sequence, it sounds shite.
Might try it in base 80 or 128 next.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:58,
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Great, now I’ve got that shite affecting my recommendations.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:36,
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I'm less upset about that
and more upset, online, about apparently sharing my internet with a fascist.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 20:08,
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Pea roast for fashlad
youtu.be/9-Z_e3lr0-U?si=vMpGUFFKMycQdIHH
Forgotten how to embed lol
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Scumbaggery
Haven't the thugs got enough to do, picking peanuts out of poo?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 0:55,
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