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This is a link post 2 girls 1 cup and a unexpected reaction
Something tells me this is fake although the ending gave me the giggles.
(rizzivision, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck.
that is painfully staged, and feckin weak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
He sounds like he looks.
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Whoaahhh
Stevie G being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Waaay Haaaay
Its Stevieeeee Geeeeee
 (vortex2k7 ^____^, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post Can anyone think of any other use for this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i envy him....
sadly, dwarves are popular on telly programmes and at corporate events.

I have to work a proper job because nobody wants to hire me purely for being a four eyed twat with a belly and a nose that looks like a cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying
that you'd *like* to be a person of limited stature?
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm coming up short on ideas as well . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 2:26, Reply)
This is a link post Did you know the truth about taxis? I made this!
No you don't. Go find out.
 (aap, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I love the sounds
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou
i never knew the truth about taxis
and now i do
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
thats really fucking good
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Midnight Forest I made this!
Gay name yes, but I think it fits this tune I gone and done. For your cinematic pleasure.
 (glenbo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
A nice little tune there. :)
 (aap, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Whay thaynk you

(glenbo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post Big ass rubber band gun
pretty snappy
(I helped save b3ta! amosquito trainer of insects, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats insane
The guy has too much free time
 (glenbo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post I bloody love this band
Just felt the inappropriate need to share, a common occurence I'm sure we'll all agree..

Have some Q and not U, a much missed band. I saw these guys perform in a squat in Turin in 2002, and the singer was vomiting constantly (in a bucket behind his amp) throughout the set, AND HE CARRIED ON! Spoke breifly to the guitarist after, who told me it was 'Europe Flu'. Not entirely sure what to make of that, to this day..

Anyway, enjoy 'Air Conditions'!
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a link post Tosh the Haggis I made this!
I made a quick little game to put up on my new site. I'm rather fond of it now despite it's unchallenging nature and High pitched Glaswegien accented main character. Mainly because you DO get to drop bombs on him
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post very cute
make more games with similar cuteyness
 (glenbo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
I like the splash :)
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
I goat um in the clyde!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post Some really quite splendid music
The site takes some navigating, but the music is worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This definitely is
different . . . and I like different !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I really rather enjoyed it.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post CrooooooooZ I made this!
CrooZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post good for him :)
now I want to kick him in the face even more.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god*, I watched this all the way through.
*or L. Ron
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Would benefit from much less repeating.
but made me chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He keeps looking
into a mirror and cracking it and himself up . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post whenever he looks in a mirror
he's cracking one off.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^probably this

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That little stinker . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You are most perceptive Valin.
You cheeky lad.

;D
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post DIY macro lens from cheap binoculars
Another great find by Lifehacker. View the vid directly on the blog -- don't go to the Metacafe page; it tries to make you download some spyware.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Might do this.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Return to Forever
Could '08 be the year of the Duke?
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post put it this way
i wont be betting my penis on it
 (I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone ever bet their penis on anything?
I think I would bet my penis on Kiera Knightly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd put my penis in Keira Knightly
Nightly.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I take the Daylight hours then?

(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Feel free
I hear she only turns dirty at night.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...then I shall lock her in a room with no lights or windows!
Win win situation :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Just make sure you let her out from time to time
Or at least provide her with a litter tray and a scratching post.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give her a post! :D
And if I'm feeling nice that day...I may lay the toilet paper out on the seat for her..
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you really want her
scratching THAT post?

Depends how hard she does it I guess;)
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post william shakespeare loves vanilla ice apprently
a bloke dressed as Shakespeare raps on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that's so stupid
that i find myself liking it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Luckiest People evarrr
Sadly does not feature Angelina Jolie's Bikini waxer
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent stuff
especially the guy standing by the tree at the rally
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post When at a rally
Stand well back, on a straight stretch of road. It's not really that complicated.
 (Potatoman, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post FOSS debate takes a bizarre twist
semi interesting debate about how shit a game is, but thats neither here nor there. check the off topic post about half way down.
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How strange
It's funny how, even though Christians capitalise 'He' when referring to God, he doesn't capitalise 'I' when referring to himself.

And that he's a games geek, of course. If I'm honest, though, I did suspect.
 (clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Street photography by Nils Jorgansen
A blog my brother showed me. He says "I like Card Fraud best". So do I! Tee hee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
these are all really good!
 (just_steve, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never have the balls
to take candid shots like those.

talented bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ooo they are good
i'd like some of them on my wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:53, Reply)
This is a link post It's abit lulzy
I seen dis in a London newspaper today... it's abit lulzy...
 (Alexander The Great, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post Miss Mug Shot Florida
A nice change of pace from the usual downward spiral pics. Yes. I, too, look forward to he next sexy arrest.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post errrrr.....
*thinks of something witty*
errrr.....
I'd bang her up the jail cell...
phew!
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give her....
A lethal injection....

of....

my penis?
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one!
what about...
I'd kill her with gas...
then violate her holes...
with my cock?
I don't understand this game do I?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ermmmm
I'll drop the...

soap?

On her....

balls?

Anatomy is my downfall again.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play
I nearly pissed myself
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post jailbait

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post no way, man
she's 20. The internet says so!
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Zero Punctuation : Crysis
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius.
His best yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I
agree. This one is brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike the games Yahtzee reviews...
There isn't a single weak Zero Punctuation among them.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Is it just me or does it contain a picture made by someone on b3ta....The Jesus dinosaur one...

Edit: Monty Propps...
 (Alexander The Great, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed!
It still pops up in odd places from times to time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post got there before me
......this time.........
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the
Days this comes out.

If I have a zero P and a grey Man everyday I would be happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to make a point
of replying every week when this come out.

This sort of stuff really makes me love the internet.

I love you all too, jealous!

x
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Nasa Methane Rocket Test - Impressive
its a rocket powered by fart...
impressive footage, even if it's 2 mths out of date...

*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awesome
If only everything could be powered by our farts *thinks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ive seen a small petrol engine run on fizzy pop....
but this is better................
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post rather impressively
this video glitched and showed me the last seven seconds over and over, with that last extinguisher blast, in a "silent but deadly" loop :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes thats mightily impressive to watch
however, having jet fighters that smell like post-christmas dinner flatulence isnt going to do your troops moral any good. Also Im willing to bet thats about as environmentally friendly as vaporising arctic ice into oxygen and hydrogen, then using that to stoke a wood fire engine fed exclusively by rainforest trees
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not if the methane is from digesting stuff
Like fermenting sewage. And methane is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2, so it is better than just releasing methane into the atmosphere. This is why cows are so bad for the environment. They need arsehole pilot lights to burn the methane.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post in that case I hope these methane engines do get popular
that way I can start a cow fart bottling business, make millions and lie about how I got rich
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
b3tan to the punch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post technically....
/skip this bit

methane is a hardcore greenhouse gas, (it's highly infrared absorbent). But when you light it, for each molecule, you only get one resultant carbon dioxide molecule, and two water molecules.

/end skip

(Ergo) it's more environmentally friendly to light your own farts whenever possible, rather than discreetly letting one go. Dare I say it, hardcore greenies should start a campaign to make lighting farts in public socially acceptable.

(Apologies, beer talking bollocks. Like this) :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, Reply)

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