Get your unofficial Royal Wedding genital-shaped salt and pepper set
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:54, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:54, Share, Reply)
Dear BBC. Please bring 'Gary:Tank Commander' to us south of Scotland.
Many thanks,
RBF xxx
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Share, Reply)
Many thanks,
RBF xxx
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Share, Reply)
Just looked that up,
'and Fearne Cottons face is on my bum' lol :D
edit: I was going to ask for the Limmy Show, but not sure if the UK is ready for that just yet...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:59, Share, Reply)
'and Fearne Cottons face is on my bum' lol :D
edit: I was going to ask for the Limmy Show, but not sure if the UK is ready for that just yet...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:59, Share, Reply)
They had it on iPlayer in the south.
the throwing-a-bottle-of-pop sketch had me in stitches.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:02, Share, Reply)
the throwing-a-bottle-of-pop sketch had me in stitches.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:02, Share, Reply)
this is better (Key of Awesome: Lady Gaga Telephone Parody)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOucvTpKrE
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:26, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOucvTpKrE
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:26, Share, Reply)
Over 110 rare Star Wars pictures
This is a link On the "Vintage Star Wars" site further down this page
Some great photos on there
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Share, Reply)
This is a link On the "Vintage Star Wars" site further down this page
Some great photos on there
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Share, Reply)
nice
can you imagine the rare photos from the prequels. Some techie guy drinking coffee in front of a computer
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, Share, Reply)
can you imagine the rare photos from the prequels. Some techie guy drinking coffee in front of a computer
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, Share, Reply)
I've seen some behind the scenes stuff from the prequels.
Lots, and I mean LOTS of bright green.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:05, Share, Reply)
Lots, and I mean LOTS of bright green.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:05, Share, Reply)
Before anyone shouts GC at him
they're different titles and links. Even if it was only yesterday.
'Tis an appropriate video for b3ta!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:43, Share, Reply)
they're different titles and links. Even if it was only yesterday.
'Tis an appropriate video for b3ta!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:43, Share, Reply)
I suppose
it's all relative. At a table with hands is better than eating with your face on the floor
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:46, Share, Reply)
it's all relative. At a table with hands is better than eating with your face on the floor
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:46, Share, Reply)
Aaaaah! BUT...
What if your hands were covered in shit, but your cock had just been licked clean by a blind and toothless nun who thought it was a sausage? huh? HUH?!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:19, Share, Reply)
What if your hands were covered in shit, but your cock had just been licked clean by a blind and toothless nun who thought it was a sausage? huh? HUH?!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:19, Share, Reply)
I would save the shit for pudding.
And lick the 'bowel' clean. SLURP!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, Share, Reply)
And lick the 'bowel' clean. SLURP!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, Share, Reply)
licking the bowl clean?!
I suppose you wouldn't even be using a dessert spoon
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Share, Reply)
I suppose you wouldn't even be using a dessert spoon
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Share, Reply)
doesn't work with a cat
head's too small.
try a crocodile that would would be better...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:10, Share, Reply)
head's too small.
try a crocodile that would would be better...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:10, Share, Reply)
Oh look... ANOTHER buzzfeed spammer!
Fuck. Off!
Edit: Oh, so this is just your second buzzfeed-spammer account.
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=82885&board=links_only
(all buzzfeed links are to buzzfeed dot com/urgentgenius)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Share, Reply)
Fuck. Off!
Edit: Oh, so this is just your second buzzfeed-spammer account.
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=82885&board=links_only
(all buzzfeed links are to buzzfeed dot com/urgentgenius)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Share, Reply)
That blew your mind....
Pfft jog on spammity spam spam and take your buzzfeed shit with you....
BUZZFEED CAUSES AIDS
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, Share, Reply)
Pfft jog on spammity spam spam and take your buzzfeed shit with you....
BUZZFEED CAUSES AIDS
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, Share, Reply)
The Ethiopians- Train to Skaville
There is NO reason not to get down to this RIGHT NOW!!!
edit: thanks to every one in this thread. Really cheered my day up :-)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:01, Share, Reply)
There is NO reason not to get down to this RIGHT NOW!!!
edit: thanks to every one in this thread. Really cheered my day up :-)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:01, Share, Reply)
Ska all afternoon for me now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h3ocCmOZ18&feature=related
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h3ocCmOZ18&feature=related
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Share, Reply)
:-) Same here,
just kicked out the CD player and the Trojan Ska boxset!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7NvOZbDwyk
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, Share, Reply)
just kicked out the CD player and the Trojan Ska boxset!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7NvOZbDwyk
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, Share, Reply)
Possibly one of my favourite songs!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_PbyWUZ4Q
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_PbyWUZ4Q
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Share, Reply)
Bastard.
That is all.
edit www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBEa1sw3b0&feature=related
Crazy Train!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, Share, Reply)
That is all.
edit www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBEa1sw3b0&feature=related
Crazy Train!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:36, Share, Reply)
Woo!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fanxnVtLg4g
edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnw1nAVTmKY
2nd edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyEP_st9csI
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:04, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fanxnVtLg4g
edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnw1nAVTmKY
2nd edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyEP_st9csI
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:04, Share, Reply)
Oh my good God...
The first still of Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady has been unveiled.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:49, Share, Reply)
The first still of Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady has been unveiled.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:49, Share, Reply)
I think I must be looking at a different image...
but either way - haven't you ever heard of 'Rule 34 of the internet'?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, Share, Reply)
but either way - haven't you ever heard of 'Rule 34 of the internet'?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, Share, Reply)
Well,
she gives me the Goldie Hawn!!!
edit: I'd put the Willis up her etc...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:55, Share, Reply)
she gives me the Goldie Hawn!!!
edit: I'd put the Willis up her etc...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:55, Share, Reply)
it's directed by the same person who did Mamma Mia
Hopefully there will be some songs in there like "Let's shaft the miners"
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:01, Share, Reply)
Hopefully there will be some songs in there like "Let's shaft the miners"
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:01, Share, Reply)
Or:
'I felt the earth move under my feet when that guy tried to blow me up in brighton'.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Share, Reply)
'I felt the earth move under my feet when that guy tried to blow me up in brighton'.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Share, Reply)
'Winner Takes it All....
....loser joins the ranks of the unemployed after a massive deconstruction of this nation's surviving industries'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Share, Reply)
....loser joins the ranks of the unemployed after a massive deconstruction of this nation's surviving industries'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Share, Reply)
money, money, money (doesnt really need changing)
The winner takes it all (Iron lady's 'milk' RMX)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, Share, Reply)
How about "I do Ron Ron Ron, I do Ron Ron Ron"
(as she was one of Reagan's "yes" men)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, Share, Reply)
(as she was one of Reagan's "yes" men)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, Share, Reply)
I hope that's not going to be a Hagiography
but it probably will be. Nasty bits glossed over. Focus on personal moments, etc.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:08, Share, Reply)
but it probably will be. Nasty bits glossed over. Focus on personal moments, etc.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:08, Share, Reply)
Well, that's me not sleeping tonight
Or, infact, ever again
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Share, Reply)
Or, infact, ever again
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Share, Reply)
dear god....does the NHS know about this?
is it the best or worst way to die? i say neither. can't complain eh, st.peter asks how you die, and you honestly reply 'orgasm'
intestines mashed out through your dick, not so cool.
that video deserves a main posting mate, proper bo'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:27, Share, Reply)
is it the best or worst way to die? i say neither. can't complain eh, st.peter asks how you die, and you honestly reply 'orgasm'
intestines mashed out through your dick, not so cool.
that video deserves a main posting mate, proper bo'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:27, Share, Reply)
Beaver coaxing
The horror is compounded by this stark statement at the bottom of the page:
"Previous story: Jodie Foster's 'Beaver' delayed again"
(Hello world, btw.)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:25, Share, Reply)
The horror is compounded by this stark statement at the bottom of the page:
"Previous story: Jodie Foster's 'Beaver' delayed again"
(Hello world, btw.)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:25, Share, Reply)
The King's Speech - Starring Elvis Presley
I made this!
I know this is rough around the edges but I just had correct the travesty that The King ISN'T the star of The King's Speech.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:14, Share, Reply)
I know this is rough around the edges but I just had correct the travesty that The King ISN'T the star of The King's Speech.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:14, Share, Reply)
I quite like this,
but there is no 'quite like this' button...
Edit: put your twitter sig in your b3ta sig twitter guy!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:26, Share, Reply)
but there is no 'quite like this' button...
Edit: put your twitter sig in your b3ta sig twitter guy!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:26, Share, Reply)
Will do!
It is a quite like isn't it? Doesn't quite nail the idea.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Share, Reply)
It is a quite like isn't it? Doesn't quite nail the idea.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Share, Reply)
As with facebook...
...there should be a full spectrum of seven 'likes', all the way from 'vigerous approval' down to 'genuinely upset'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:39, Share, Reply)
...there should be a full spectrum of seven 'likes', all the way from 'vigerous approval' down to 'genuinely upset'
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:39, Share, Reply)
on b3ta it would be
"Vigorously masturating" to "pass the mind bleach"
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, Share, Reply)
"Vigorously masturating" to "pass the mind bleach"
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, Share, Reply)
And would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(apologies for fragmented posting. Not spamming, but steve jobs trying to foil my carefully laid plans, again)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Share, Reply)
(apologies for fragmented posting. Not spamming, but steve jobs trying to foil my carefully laid plans, again)
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Share, Reply)
Heh
Very good. His books are basically magazine articles padded out over 200 pages.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, Share, Reply)
Very good. His books are basically magazine articles padded out over 200 pages.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, Share, Reply)
O2 been stealing Media Temple's copy?
Have been looking on how to setup e-mail accounts on an iphone for a client.. Seems O2 have been too lazy to write their own guide, and have just stolen MediaTemple's guide instead..
Media Temple - O2's version - screenshot
Choose your email account type. For setting up email to work with your (mt) Media Temple service choose Other
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, Share, Reply)
Have been looking on how to setup e-mail accounts on an iphone for a client.. Seems O2 have been too lazy to write their own guide, and have just stolen MediaTemple's guide instead..
Media Temple - O2's version - screenshot
Choose your email account type. For setting up email to work with your (mt) Media Temple service choose Other
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, Share, Reply)
yeah
feel a bit guilty in the sense that it'll be some junior web developer who'll get his/her arse kicked.. but still, they'll learn to be a bit more thorough when stealing!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Share, Reply)
feel a bit guilty in the sense that it'll be some junior web developer who'll get his/her arse kicked.. but still, they'll learn to be a bit more thorough when stealing!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Share, Reply)
Looks like his head has been seperated from his body!
But HOW!!!
oh, its his cap.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:17, Share, Reply)
But HOW!!!
oh, its his cap.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:17, Share, Reply)
Its not quite clear what happened.
His ankle didnt have that 'look my leg has snapped' jaunt to it.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:30, Share, Reply)
His ankle didnt have that 'look my leg has snapped' jaunt to it.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:30, Share, Reply)
towards the end, all I could hear was this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO073fekFfA#t=00m36s
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:58, Share, Reply)
"He's dead, Jim"
That seriously made me chuckle. The damn fool!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Share, Reply)
That seriously made me chuckle. The damn fool!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Share, Reply)
apologies,
my mistake, those images are amazing in that case!!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, Share, Reply)
my mistake, those images are amazing in that case!!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, Share, Reply)
Star Wars intégré à des photos anciennes.
so claims to be fabricated...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, Share, Reply)
so claims to be fabricated...
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, Share, Reply)
Does someone on b3ta make these sort of things as well ?
I seem to remember a thread of them.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:03, Share, Reply)
I seem to remember a thread of them.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:03, Share, Reply)
Image challenge Sept 2008
www.b3ta.com/challenge/retrosciencefiction/
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, Share, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/challenge/retrosciencefiction/
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, Share, Reply)
Irony
Man who set up tv station to counter negative portrayals of Muslims fails to lead by example.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:11, Share, Reply)
Man who set up tv station to counter negative portrayals of Muslims fails to lead by example.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:11, Share, Reply)
'Tis a bit unfortunate, that
I suppose his angle with the TV station could have been 'Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you, we're busy beating and beheading our own', though.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:41, Share, Reply)
I suppose his angle with the TV station could have been 'Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you, we're busy beating and beheading our own', though.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:41, Share, Reply)
*gets elbows akimbo, raises knees* :-)
Irony? edit: try this, sorry
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Share, Reply)
Irony? edit: try this, sorry
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Share, Reply)
Jump in the Pool - Friendly Fires (80s tv & movie version)
I made this!
This was part of a video megamix I did for a kids-themed party I had. That sounds wrong but it wasn't. Was chuffed how this turned out anyway....
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:05, Share, Reply)
This was part of a video megamix I did for a kids-themed party I had. That sounds wrong but it wasn't. Was chuffed how this turned out anyway....
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:05, Share, Reply)
That was ace...
...not heard of the song as well so a double smile from me!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:13, Share, Reply)
...not heard of the song as well so a double smile from me!
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:13, Share, Reply)
I like this!
what's the show with Peter O'Toole, and the chick in the bubble called?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:36, Share, Reply)
what's the show with Peter O'Toole, and the chick in the bubble called?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:36, Share, Reply)
Wow.
...and that's why the bible-belt of america is full of skinny-arse, Kate Moss look-a-likes.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:37, Share, Reply)
...and that's why the bible-belt of america is full of skinny-arse, Kate Moss look-a-likes.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:37, Share, Reply)
You can prove anything with facts...
edit: 'From a medical perspective, an obese person has accumulated enough body fat that it can have a negative effect on their health. If a person's weight is at least 20% higher than it should be, he/she is generally considered obese. If your Body Mass Index (BMI) is between 25 and 29.9 you are considered overweight. If your BMI is 30 or over you are considered obese.[7] The term obese can also used in a more general way to indicate someone who is overweight.[8]' its this circular logic that convinces them that a big beardy dude created them in the first place... twats.
edit: I was obese, now I am not. Does this make me religious? On the up side, I can get sundays off work I suppose.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:16, Share, Reply)
edit: 'From a medical perspective, an obese person has accumulated enough body fat that it can have a negative effect on their health. If a person's weight is at least 20% higher than it should be, he/she is generally considered obese. If your Body Mass Index (BMI) is between 25 and 29.9 you are considered overweight. If your BMI is 30 or over you are considered obese.[7] The term obese can also used in a more general way to indicate someone who is overweight.[8]' its this circular logic that convinces them that a big beardy dude created them in the first place... twats.
edit: I was obese, now I am not. Does this make me religious? On the up side, I can get sundays off work I suppose.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:16, Share, Reply)
A little cruel? Possibly. Deeply unsettling? Most definitely.
Has this been done yet? Search says no. Worth a watch for its sheer oddity.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:40, Share, Reply)
Has this been done yet? Search says no. Worth a watch for its sheer oddity.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:40, Share, Reply)
I Just Sold My Fridge Part 2
NSFW
A follow up of when I sold my fridge the other week.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:38, Share, Reply)
A follow up of when I sold my fridge the other week.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:38, Share, Reply)
They have a familiar drawing style.
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=52745&board=main
8D
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:46, Share, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=52745&board=main
8D
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:46, Share, Reply)
Man Killed by Cock.
Man killed by cockeral with knife strapped to it in an illegal cock fight
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:24, Share, Reply)
Man killed by cockeral with knife strapped to it in an illegal cock fight
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:24, Share, Reply)
Oh come on Monkey! Three links down.
...onto which I was going to post something like "Good.", but realised it might set off a 'value-of-a-person's-live-v-value-of-animal's-life debate, which I really wouldn't want to be responsible for. SO I didn't.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:28, Share, Reply)
...onto which I was going to post something like "Good.", but realised it might set off a 'value-of-a-person's-live-v-value-of-animal's-life debate, which I really wouldn't want to be responsible for. SO I didn't.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:28, Share, Reply)
different link and discription so it missed my seraches.
As for a debate.
People shouldn;t be doing this sort of thing, it;s cruel and barbaric. Now this isn;t a veggy argument as I'm a meat eater. It's un nessecary cruelty part that gets me. As for the guy being killed. If you strap a knife to a chicken then rile it up it;s going to panic a bit. Expect injuries.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:09, Share, Reply)
As for a debate.
People shouldn;t be doing this sort of thing, it;s cruel and barbaric. Now this isn;t a veggy argument as I'm a meat eater. It's un nessecary cruelty part that gets me. As for the guy being killed. If you strap a knife to a chicken then rile it up it;s going to panic a bit. Expect injuries.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:09, Share, Reply)
Stopitstopitstopit.
I said I didn't want a animal-rights debate!
...here's a picture of a squirrel kissing a kitten:
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:18, Share, Reply)
I said I didn't want a animal-rights debate!
...here's a picture of a squirrel kissing a kitten:
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:18, Share, Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »