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This is a normal post could spend ages there : )
was Peter Kay ever really any good?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post Hope this is...
...not GC
(jingle_man, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post

I fucking love this.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Stewart Lee: If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
Full thing on Youtubes, well worth a watch.
Mostly about cafe nero, top gear and cider.
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He won't like that being on youtube..
...according to his rant at the end of the show
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post but admits his fans are cleverer
so know how to pirate stuff
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i thought he was validating me pirating it.
If anything the whole routine was a congratulations for figuring out how to use isohunt.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking tedious little turd.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post glad to see he still doesn't have mass appeal

(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post after 15 minutes and not a single laugh, I gave up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I almost
couldn't get past the 'pain note' guitar at the start.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post why do birds...
sorry, I meant

Why do comedians introduce themselves? In the third person? It's always clearly them, so ... wtf??
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post can this twat go away now?
or at least stop calling himself a comedian?
 (chocolatelemming, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A performer who....
requires the audience to engage intelligently, a breath of fresh air compared to cnuts like Carr, McIntyre etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post at least they tell jokes
ugh i don't care actually
 (chocolatelemming, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post The Great American Bubble Machine - by Matt Taibi
Very long (8 pages) Rolling Stone article about Goldman Sachs

Detailed but very readable and absolutley shocking stuff about G$.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money. In fact, the history of the recent financial crisis, which doubles as a history of the rapid decline and fall of the suddenly swindled dry American empire, reads like a Who's Who of Goldman Sachs graduates." [Page 1]

"Taken together, the numbers show that Goldman essentially borrowed a $5 billion salary payout for its executives in the middle of the global economic crisis it helped cause, using half-baked accounting to reel in investors, just months after receiving billions in a taxpayer bailout." [Page 7]

"Converting to a bank-holding company has other benefits as well: Goldman's primary supervisor is now the New York Fed, whose chairman at the time of its announcement was Stephen Friedman, a former co-chairman of Goldman Sachs. Friedman was technically in violation of Federal Reserve policy by remaining on the board of Goldman even as he was supposedly regulating the bank; in order to rectify the problem, he applied for, and got, a conflict of interest waiver from the government." [Page 7 - my emphasis]

yeah, politics schmolitics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Great read
(was in the newsletter though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post most ethical administration..pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Every U.S, billboard number 1 - (1993-2011, audio only)
Plays five seconds of each track. It's summat to do with the fact that
last week saw America's 1,000th number one hit the top of the charts since
it was first created in 1956. There are another couple floating around
somewhere playing tracks from 1956-92, but I'm damned if I can find them.

Edit:- Duhhhh, it links right to them. *self-spangs*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The first five seconds felt like 5 minutes.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, Whitney can have that kind of an effect now & again.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Please tell me this isn't GC....
B3tans -- you know what to do...

EDIT: The boppin' baby in the high-chair tops this off.

EDIT 2: And the kid throwing stuff at him. Brilliant.
(mingeswingers, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i approve

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Another dancing Joseph Fritzl!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post likey
if I could be arsed I'd do something with this, but it almost doesn't need it
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post where did you get this video of me?
jeez, ya try out some slick new moves...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I counted 9 lacy doilies or whatever they are called.
There's even on on the telly.. I sense kiddydiddler.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i sense turkish delight

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful.
The two kids are amazing at understated comedy.

I particularly like the way that the one who throws stuff otherwise has next to no interest in what is going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why didnt the slipper come back down?
Last time I put the ketamine in his angina medication bottle :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post nuff respect
for the two telly stack there. LCD for special days.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I missed that
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Techno Viking's dad!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post At the age of 28
Trevor still felt the effects of taking E for the last ten years. Mostly in his joints and bladder
 (Jazzspasm, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post what the internet was made for

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs More Doilies!
Who the rubbery-fuck puts a doily on their TV anyway?

Techno Fritzl. That's who.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I watch it, I see something else.
At 1.06, he kicks his slipper into the air... and it never comes down.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post epileptic fit at 0:54 FTW
Needs to be looped.
 (emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
good luck to the old boy methinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thom Yorke's dance instructor?
Shirley?
 (BoyBacon is good for you., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post anyone get anything like this?
strange to try and class it as some condition, i would've thought most people experience this to some degree.

though i don't get the whole "watch someone else do something dilligently" thing.

there's lots of crap about this over the internets

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=575719101

edit: www.reddit.com/r/asmr
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems like a joke

I have just discovered a condition called 'eye-blankies'. Periodically throughout the day, some people notice that their eyes close spontaneously only to reopen a few milliseconds later.

It tends to happen in the following conditions:

-In the car
-When listening to music
-When cooking food
-when thinking about marsupials

I am going to make a survey that gets to the root of this by showing people videos and asking when people experience the phenomenon.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think i might have that condition.
Even though it's ill defined there seems to be something their some people can relate to while others can't. is it perhaps that some are simply more suggestable?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
If there are real patterns to the contexts that cause that sensation it would definitely be interesting to look into it! I just don't see their motivation for calling this thing a condition or for the experiment they're trying to conduct.

If I had to guess based on the non-academic and non-funded nature of the group, as well as the total lack of references to any medical or psychological literature, I'd say that the people involved were just talking on 4chan or reddit or some health-related message board about that 'tingly feeling' and decided to make a webpage about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've got this.
Listening to certain sections of music on a loop or watching someone draw can set if off. It's like a mild high. I suppose its quite common but would be interesting to know what causes it!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Learn to disco.
A turkish friend just found this. I must admit to being quite jealous of the chap's outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good one.
And the man is actually Joseph Fritzl - 100% trufax!

EDIT: Sminky Pinky, Chris Waddle
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, being locked up in his basement & getting touched up doesn't sound so bad,
now I know disco dancing was involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Intersting point.
I do wonder if they all did disco dancing down there for 18 years? They must have done something else apart from being raped.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post you have really only just seen this?
wow. this is way old mate. soz
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. No, new to me.
Didn't come up as having been posted here- I guess there's many different youpube vids of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
was sampled in this record a few years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kln28ViUQ1s
 (_Black_Acrylic, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Who Rules America - Wealth, Income, and Power by G. William Domhoff
Long but interesting politics article about how much the richest 1-10% own compared to the bottom 90%. From 2005, so slightly the figures are slightly inaccurate but not much.

"In the United States, wealth is highly concentrated in a relatively few hands. As of 2007, the top 1% of households (the upper class) owned 34.6% of all privately held wealth, and the next 19% (the managerial, professional, and small business stratum) had 50.5%, which means that just 20% of the people owned a remarkable 85%, leaving only 15% of the wealth for the bottom 80% (wage and salary workers). In terms of financial wealth (total net worth minus the value of one's home), the top 1% of households had an even greater share: 42.7%. Table 1 and Figure 1 present further details drawn from the careful work of economist Edward N. Wolff at New York University (2010)."

BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!!

Thought i'd stick this up as it is slow on here today. thought it would be busier what with all the rain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The real wealth is in Europe.
But the esoteric rich are not for public fodder.
 (sandcracker is eh, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post How Colin Firth Are You?
I know it's the Big British Castle... but I rather enjoyed this.
 (MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like I'm more Colin Farrell than Colin Firth
Fantastic quiz though, gave me a giggle :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post colin is the king of pop

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh...
Apparently I am Hugh Grant, and I want to shove my Oscar statuette up Hugh Grant's arse... Fair enoug.
 (Haz, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Back In The Day: Dreamscape NSFW I made this!
A mix made up of bits of old hardcore mix tapes from Dreamscape events. Featuring DJ's such as Grooverider, Dougal, Ray Keith and my personal all time favourite DJ Sy.

NSFW because of a couple of swears from the MC's

You can download the MP3 here if you want to keep it real ;0)
official.fm/tracks/215457
(ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo. You're going to need a bigger table soon.
Also- Tidy your room young man, you can hardly see the floor for all the clutter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would but I cant be arsed. At least I know where everything is :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what is that pink keyboard thing in the background
(top left of the still) and is that some sort of koas pad next to it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I was wondering that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its the box my Akai MPK Mini came in
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I love my koas pad
: D oh joy it brings when the lighty light lights up when I touch it's lighty buttony light pad.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh the memories...
Reminds of being a student sharing a house with a happy hardcore DJ. Sy was always my fav to see live and had dreamscape 9 with Sy on a tape in the car - played so many times on the way out for the night. Used to go to the Die Hard in Leicester Sy and Dougal were playing there a lot - wot an amazing place that was! E was literally dripping down the walls along with the sweat! good job part of the club had no roof cos it fell in!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Living in North-West Cumbria I never got to go to any of the big events but there was a time when I listened to nothing but hardcore mixtapes on my good old walkman :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
I think the earliest Dreamscape tape pack I've got is 11 (although I've got some Fantasia tapes from 92-93)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastiche!
Do it again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
... though Libya does have massive oil resources, but *shrug*.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Spontaneous Songs
My friend has started this project where you request a song about anything and he will make it. Since he started a month ago he's made over 300 songs so if you suggest something the likelihood of it getting made is rather high.

I've discovered its particularly useful to produce songs to bully friends with.
 (AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post tell him to make one
about bumming an epileptic goat while it is having a seizure, while simultaneously smearing Santorum all over myself.

*cums*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to ignore this...
...until I saw the bit about bullying friends. Mmmm
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post If you needed more reasons
to think Ashley Cole is a bit of a tool.

"England defender Ashley Cole accidentally shot and wounded a 21-year-old student on work experience at his club's Cobham training ground"
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post shit at the world cup
lost (via own arrogance/stupidity) cheryl cole and now this. I hope the kid sues cole for damages

also Lufbra Uni ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
hehe thats what I thought to - hope he tries to sue him then have that nice man Mr Abramovich have to fork a huge wedge to keep it from the courts.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post nice delurking btw ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Who me?
Shit I thought I had snuck out from behind the sofa on a Sunday morning when no one was looking! Ive lurked for years - longer than I had an account for, something made me wanna post one day years ago so I made an account then could not post cos of the restrictions so I lurked again ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
i was the same, lurked then joined, then left, then re-joined.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't need anymore reasons.
But thanks anyway.
 (cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
"Cole claimed he was unaware that the rifle was loaded"

A sentence that, far from being an excuse, merely goes to prove he's not competent to handle a firearm. He really should be getting a visit from the police for that.

That said, James Orr could use a lesson in what the different parts of a gun are called. "...complete with a muzzle"? I should bloody well hope so.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post So, the Forth bridge is still in it, right?
Graffiti in the news
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post premature pull-out
causes sticky situation in russia
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post that article has no pictures
so I brought you a video:
vimeo.com/13694493
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i replied to one of your posts a while back, but about 4 hours after you posted
This is the post.

"Conservative Change Channel - Jonathan Lord: 'off the record'

Contains politics. Also includes audio of a Tory admitting that he took no discernible action against two of his candidates who smeared an opponent as a paedophile because there was an election in progress (and you know how something as innocent as smearing an opponent as a child rapist can be distorted by the opposition). Some mildly NSFW audio towards the end, but hardly worth a tag.

here is my reply, I just wondered if you had a comment on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post Queen Ifrica... NSFW
NSFW for content rather than swears or pictures.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
that's one creepy looking daddy
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post this song was HUGE when I was in Kenya
played in pretty much every mutatu. awkwardness.
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post David Cross
Loving this guy right now
(chocolatelemming, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny guy
he was great in Mr Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ZNX1jqbOk
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i'll give that a go sometime
this is also a great segment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgmSs7wMPE
 (chocolatelemming, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once
and he dropped his taco
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post euphemism?

(chocolatelemming, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post could
be
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He was good in 'The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret' that he co-wrote and was on More4 recently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-8NClsmNg
 (congasplint, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

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