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How do you know it has no sound?
Maybe it's just a very quiet egg
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:01,
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Neither does diabetes
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 1:44,
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Shame, even if it wasn't a surprise
His older brother hasn't been gone a month either :-(
youtu.be/TXXO9_3gb3o
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 17:01,
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They won't be back in black this time
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 1:06,
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#pidgeontripletake
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:14,
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I Wanna Be Good
Karen Mantler
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:05,
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Cracking song
But the apparent mining got on my nips
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:59,
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Indeed.
Ungainly pre-bitcoin mining.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 15:03,
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I refuse to (proof)read the shite I write
b3ta.com/links/1466907
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 15:07,
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(proof) I you
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:06,
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The Midnight Coterie Of Sinister Intruders
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 10:49,
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I liked the bit
with Tilda Swinton. But the rest was meh.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 2:14,
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Bulma of Dragon Ball kicked the bucket (or at least Hiromi Tsuru who voiced her did)
Description? Lots of perverted Anime that did not shock kids back then.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 9:13,
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Poor Vegeta :(
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:20,
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Greatest turkey idea for Christmas - Alien theme
Okay, it says chicken for thanksgiving but it is adaptable. It's also ridiculously time-consuming and could make older members of your family vomit or scream. Bonus: last year's presentation was pretty cool too
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 0:09,
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It's starting early this year.
b3ta.com/links/1410586
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 16:06,
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I think by the looks of it
It's going to take about five weeks prep to get it right
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:03,
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If you’re a fan of country and western
I made this!
Here’s an hour’s worth I have presented recently. Enjoy!
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Flobbit gave you the horn on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:37,
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Hours worth of trad C&W, a tough sell!
The 'I made this' led me to believe it was you, or did you just rip a ton of other folks music in HD and post it for free online?
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 3:03,
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That would be a great idea!
“Gets the Worst of the 80’s boxset out”
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 7:03,
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"Chemtrails" and "Willy-shaped"?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:34,
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"traditional" Chemtrails
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:45,
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I'm in your demographic, giving it a listen
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 8:04,
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Inner Tube: The Jim Henson Hour Test Pilot
10 minute pilot for The Jim Henson Hour, written in 1987 by David Misch. Directed by Jim Henson
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:30,
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Wow, that's creepy.
Not sure it matters all that much in the end though. Twelve hours in a plastic bottle is still twelve hours in a plastic bottle.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:17,
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True.
And there would be nobody to impress with your speedy-boarding colour print-out.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:27,
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She said "Purser"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:47,
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First up against the wall.
tough choice between the owner and the presenter
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 9:31,
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Surprising shitty presentation, video and audio
Given how much money must be involved.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 11:28,
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WTF!!! You Deeerrty Old Maan.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 17:27,
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They'll be on Britain's Got Talent in 2018
Mark my words!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:08,
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Amazing value
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 20:21,
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I don't see a hat or pot for the money
Maybe they're just doing it for fun?
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thistle, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 8:46,
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That thumbnail is cancer.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:29,
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Bastards. Robbing a charity van full of LEGO intended for kids in hospitals.

Any help appreciated.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:56,
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If you see a load of these being offloaded:

Shop the bastard.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:00,
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What a bunch of pr...
Well, the van says it really
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:22,
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I hear the police are building a strong case
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:26,
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the perps must be bricking it
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:47,
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^this
With knobs on.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:51,
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They can't escape the yellow clamp of the law
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:51,
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Bastards, should be sentenced to stepping a 1 x 4 brick with bare feet.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 16:11,
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SKY COCK
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:56,
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That's breaking the laws of nature
I was just thinking. In years from now will b3tans be calling out repeat posts with the immortal term "skycock" ?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:37,
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We need more but we can dream....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:01,
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It's turned up on the main board now
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 0:15,
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Now we just need/talk to call it a paedo and Rob to write a blog about it
IT'S THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 7:57,
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If only the certain birds could fly. I like the dodo. I wish i got to see a dodo.
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Sherbs, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 15:40,
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Just look at pigeon through a magnifiing glass.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:55,
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After feeding it for a month with burgers.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:37,
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All of you
act as if you've never seen a chicken before.
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 9:38,
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Butt-fisted?
Dare I ask, is there any other kind?
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jonbob loves you, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:26,
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Are you confusing it with Fist-butting?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:16,
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you've never had heterosexual sex then?
it's retro-hip dude.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:41,
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Is fisting
a regular part of heterosexual intercourse?
There has only been one time a woman let me do it to them.
It was... interesting. I am just happy they did not shit on my wrist.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:45,
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0_o
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:50,
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I'm fucking sure that your fist isn't the best tool for the job
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:05,
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I'm sure that your tool isn't the best for the fist fucking job
ctrl-x ctrl-v
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:03,
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Pfffft
They don't usually.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 0:56,
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I have large hands
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:04,
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how grown up
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 10:26,
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Of course
I wouldn't do it to children, I don't think my fist would fit.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:01,
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Not when yr willy goes in there.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:35,
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Yes
there are some people who have another relatively pliant hole down there in addition to the butt, they are called women. Apparently there are quite a few of them I am surprised you have not heard of them before.
I will let you work out the rest.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:41,
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I think I'll just stick to ZooTube
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 17:04,
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Well..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9nGalzYRp4
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 3:09,
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I used to know a girl who was into fisting.
Never did get my watch back.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:32,
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always keep enough cash to pay the prostitute
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:47,
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Nearly lost an arm mate!
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:36,
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I love that the report has a "Highlights" section.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 8:31,
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I giggled at that too.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:42,
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The strange case of the person strangled while riding a bike is interesting
www.jflmjournal.org/article/S1752-928X(09)00005-5/fulltext
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 21:22,
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homophobic lols.
Christ, you tedious, thick, bigoted turd. I hope you get bowel cancer and die a slow, slow death. Your last, long days solely filled with your constantly shitting yourself and excruciating pain. Cunt.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:35,
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Nice preview
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:32,
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Darn it!
I always have previews hidden so forgot - ho-hum. As you were. There'll be another sky cock along shortly :D
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:33,
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Links is a fucking shambles today
With a glasscock extravaganza and then the rookie preview giveaway. Oh and then Jeffrey claiming that that person brings us all together. Christ.C+ See me
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:17,
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It was a schoolboy error
I shall do my penance. Tomorrow I'm up at 530am to voluntarily go to Hull
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:25,
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There's penance and then there's PENANCE
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:42,
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And then
there is Penzance. Infinitely worse.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:46,
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Do you miss him too?
I know he didn't post here in recent months but whenever anyone (well, usually one person, that Doncaster freak) posted one of his videos it seemed to bring us all together as a community.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:41,
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Idle mod threats eh, who'd have thought
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:26,
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www.b3ta.com/links/1464634
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:10,
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I'd be happy if nobody ever mentioned the fat fucker again
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:33,
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this has my support
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 9:38,
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MODS!!!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:53,
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community baying mob
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 9:45,
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Sky cock
Ronseal
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:04,
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Glass Sky Cock
times two? Three?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:05,
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A double glasscock skycock. You don't see that every day
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:16,
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I checked, I did
This link didn't show up. In my defence I'm tired and emotional.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:17,
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“Back hand bitch slap”
Get a hold of yourself.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:30,
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justifies anything
ps you need to add #bantz
pps did anyone notice unilad, the major facebook source of loledgy for kidz has been kicked from what we hipsters call its moentisation base.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:37,
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Indie Game Review: Dung Beetle
I made this!
A french game about pushing balls of shite into holes. That's all you need to know.
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dogbomb, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 19:02,
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I like this game
because I only manage about ten mins of gaming a month
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 20:14,
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This game is an analogy for something
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 18:21,
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Some people relate to the beetle...
...others to the shite.
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:10,
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File under: DAFUQ
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 18:54,
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I like how the family are all trying to ignore his willy staring at them.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 19:36,
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Give me $10,000
and I will turn off all your phones and bitch-slap you if you try to pick them up.
You will also get a family bucket of KFC.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:49,
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