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This is a link post Black Hole.
Well, just Hole actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Hole String
Spaaaaaaaaace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Hole Sun
cello&djembe
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
ruined by Bongo Boy...
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Djembe boy can fuck off from that tune and it would be a lot better.

I likes me some cello, not so much the drum.

Had to stop it once he got 'enthusiastic'

Nice find though, I only hope there are more of these without drums...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are plenty of instrumental string covers on YouTube. Most are too Muzak.
I'm surprised YT has no 'muted djembe' setting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I really like this

Again a little spoilt by the djembe but whatever. I think it'd work brilliantly with a full orchestra.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very enjoyable, but I'm not sure why the djembe is as intrusive as it is
Dropping the level wouldn't fix it - I think it's too 'pitchy' if that's a word - the cajon they used for Burn the Witch fitted in much better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_D-VCQQKT8
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a link post I haven't had a cigarette for 206 days. I often dream of smoking.
The dreams are nothing like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 7:31, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
To my shame, I have become an active passive smoker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, sounds like you're making some good progress.
I was never a heavy smoker, but was still very tempted years after I stopped. It's not easy, so good luck with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
I ran out of smokes last night...maybe it's for the best
 (Sherbs, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which episode of Podge & Rodge is this?
Keep at it. Took me a few attempts even though i was only a social smoker.

Was much easier when i became an antisocial bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
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Strange that. I'm an antisocial smoker and find it easy not to smoke when with friends.
 (Sherbs, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for you.
I haven't had one for about 5 years. Don't miss the stink one bit. Once they went over £10 a packet that was it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Close the internets...love it

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a link post The gourd (Lagenaria siceraria) is the only plant
that established itself in both hemispheres,
before humans made it to the new world. Then got made into everything from birdhouses to musical instruments.
 (I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the gourd by the window
I think he has found another use for gourds
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coconut?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:08, , Reply)
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(macroscian (1 like), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a link post HGF: Jesus played the best version
Yeah I know it's late but timezone etc etc

I didn't know he ever played his guitar properly since he started with the doof doof music.

youtu.be/IBp93oUUnRY?t=671

He's still got it (whatever it was)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Mini Metro I made this!
Either a fun virtual train set, or a harsh reminder of Monday mornings... depending on your commute.

I enjoyed this.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Dogbomb, I feel your stress
Been playing this for quite a while now, and I agree it starts of very relaxing and before you know it you're sweating and swearing and cursing yet *another* fucking circle appearing....
Good game though, and your review was very entertaining lunchtime viewing
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sort of Mini Metro?
Stuart Larbey Metro 6r4 Walters Arena Rally GB National B 2
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking love your reviews :)
And I need to give this a play now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 31 Mar 2018, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just discovered it's on mobile
And on offer.

There is no hope for me now.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you so much
I was playing this at 5am and it's all your fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a link post OI! Big white spider running and rolling.

Festo is at it again, making really cool bio-inspired robots.
 (bovine intervention, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Hurdy Lurky Friday
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post so unimpressive
especially compared to the real spider.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 30 Mar 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awaits Stuj

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll have a wipe clean, silicone version on order.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't prove that.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way it fades out
Just before it slams into the wall
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 23:46, , Reply)
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Isn't that exactly what "destroyer droids" from the Star Wars prequels did? (and they were quite a bit quicker too)
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 4:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post In CGI form, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM ROBOSPIDERS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a link post We all love Bob Ross, right?
Amusing comic strip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
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bob ross used to be an angry drill sergeant
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post The Hurdy Gurdy Man
by The Butthole Surfers
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was pointed out to me on PooTube that the excellent intro to Orbital Satan was these nutters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwknFJpjl9g
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a link post synth porn
Suzanne Ciani explaining synthesizer basics, on "3-2-1 Contact, Noisy/Quiet: Music" (1980)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Vapours,
Japanese Friday
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pre Big Bang Theory.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The wanking song

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who started that?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanking?
Someone from before we were even people I reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m pretty sure I invented it on my own
When I was much younger, I didn’t give it that name, never told anyone and yet it seemed to ‘go viral’ as the cool kids say. I’ve yet to understand how anyone else got hold of the idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
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You weren't as discreet as you thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quantum entanglement?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Excellent piece on the appallingly irritating James Corden
If I was his dad I would try to keep it quiet
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe the government managed to sneak this legislation through.
While the media (including the BBC I'm sad to say) are keeping us plebs entertained with this Antisemitism stuff, Theresa May and Amber Rudd are using the diversion, which conspiracy theorists may say the Tories actually had a hand in, to pass laws like the one making James Cordon a protected group.

From the 1st of May, we will no longer be allowed to call James Cordon a fat, untalented, unfunny, insincere shit and people either don't know or don't care. Kind of ironic that it was only a loophole in the law and his humongous girth that allowed them to class one man as a 'group' in the first place.

Get your James Cordon insults in now, you have limited time before it is a hate crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not enough that the fat cunt is earning millions and is ubiquitous on TV, including adverts, and increasingly often in films too.
No. We all have to love the soppy, needy, obese slimebag because his daddy says so. What the fuck happened to turning the other cheek and taking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune on the chin like a man? Fucking prince William and Harry will be along in a minute to give us an update on their mental health status. Pair of cunts, they will never even know the mundane misery of a bill landing on the doormat you can't afford.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cordon
is a fat, untalented, unfunny, insincere shit
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the appallingly irritating sack has appallingly thin-skinned parents?
Top marks to Mark there for the way he responded.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet James wrote that letter

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they were really regular listeners
they'd have known that The Greatest Showman is one of the few films he'd changed his view on and said he thoroughly enjoyed it second time around. That doesn't fit with the "all critics are stupid" narrative though does it?

Corden's probably crying into his millions, but if his parents don't want to listen to him being negatively reviewed then maybe they should advise him to up his game and take on better roles.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Hurdy Gurdy Beagle

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, that was very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how they get them to inhale 80 B&H a day.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Omen - Guilhem Desq (Hurdy Gurdy)
Electric gurdy metal

GC over 3 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
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Excellent
 (Sherbs, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hurdy gurdy bloke from the destroyers did something similar at one of my house parties
wish i had recorded it.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
Really enjoyed that, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Greengrass is brownbread.
:(
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Selwyn Froggitt.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweet Dreams cover on a Hurdy Gurdy
Hurdy Gurdy Friday?

Surprisingly did not find a cover of Hurdy Gurdy man played on a Hurdy Gurdy.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this concludes Hurdy Gurdy Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Join 'The Neigh-Team'...

(mr_mekon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright "Mr. Ed"
good luck with ur charity event
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
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Cheers, thank you.
 (mr_mekon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did you get the rights to use the Oscar® image?
Must have cost a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
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I 'right' clicked and pasted it to the image :D
 (mr_mekon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a brave man
After what happened with Noel Edmonds and all. Let's hope the academy take pity on you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:57, , Reply)
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I'll ask them to pity the fool, as it was a parody tribute to The A-Team
 (mr_mekon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the time for jokes Mr Melon.
You are in very serious trouble
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
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Serious trouble you say? Do you think they are going to mind when they see a couple of giant 12ft Oscar statues on the day of the race itself?
 (mr_mekon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 4:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the day of the race itself?
No. You will receive the court papers six months later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:38, , Reply)
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Sure I will.
 (mr_mekon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edmonds didn't hear anything until Noel's House Party.
He had several trademark infringing series of Noel's Saturday Roadshow behind him by that time. I bet he thought he'd got away with it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
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Haha..it'll make a great pantomime itself, if they went after our humble crazy event.
 (mr_mekon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with it.
Be careful out there and don't be doing anything silly like using the Olympic rings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
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Hehe.. that's next year :D
 (mr_mekon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good video
Best of luck, Mekon

I would ignore Jeffrey's rubbish. This is parody and charity on a small scale. They are litigious but not stupid
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
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Aye I know.. I've worked in the music industry for many a year so I know if it's stepping over the mark, for copyright issues of all kinds. It's never been an issue with the lovely daft event, as you rightly pointed out, it's only parody, done for fun and simply for charity. I've never had a problem as it's never a problem.
 (mr_mekon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kiss my penis, Fatso.
You really are a shit show of a man. "Jeffrey's rubbish" indeed! Fuck sake. I hope you get really runny yellow poo on your next birthday. Up yours! Christ. Fuck. Plonker. Bugger it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 2:37, , Reply)
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That last comment was worthy of an Oscar itself.
 (mr_mekon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 3:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oscar®

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:08, , Reply)
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haha
 (mr_mekon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Possibly GC, but definitely CDC.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:01, , Reply)

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