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This is a link post Popped into my head because...
.. I've just stood in a queue behind a rather "generously sized" lady in McDonald's wearing her PJ's, dressing gown and slippers..


... don't get into that, "it's called house coat" business...
(GeeFunk, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Stop! Jammietime" {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post Happy happy joy joy
Jah Wobble explains world music to an ignorant universe
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post On tour shortly.
happy, happy and as you say, joy joy.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
I love a bit of Wobble. This track is my go to cheer the fuck up song - it works wonders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post Aussie music night?
Tropical Fuck Storm. Saw a lot of gigs this year. This band was one of the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking love the drones
ergo, i fucking love tfs
 (ozof, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post yup yup
you could post a drones number...
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ‘k
youtu.be/_wCWRsj-o0c
 (ozof, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post dude, I'm trying to make Aussie music Friday a thing!
It needs to be a new link.
Good choice though. Can't fault you there.
Ur Drones - this is the root I reckon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80muImiU2LI
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ah well, there’s yer problem
it’s already saturday here
 (ozof, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
*posts Rolf Harris*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post conforms to rules
while subverts the spirit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Always trying to find the exception.
(I've been irritated by the accuracy of online translation, spent ages translating bits of erotic stories through a few languages for cheap laffs, to no end.)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great and depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great, yet another thing to block the streets

(97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If you think Boris is going 'Get Brexit Done' hahahahaha
I hope you're all looking forward to years of blisteringly tedious horse trading before Boris quietly surrenders on almost everything. He ain't no leaver, bro.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump or Putin, which dick to suck first?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
double fisting
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The Human Fisterpillar

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it be a Human Fractal Tree?
What with there being two hands per person.
www.rosettacode.org/wiki/Fractal_tree
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Chop one off here and there, Human Flowchart

(97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post An organisational obscenity

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget raging China dick

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Most daring of the mantlepiece ornaments.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A Clockwork Orange (1971)

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post But we'll get the 40 new hospitals and 50,000 extra nurses won't we?
And 20,000 plod to replace the 21,000 we lost under *checks notes* Tory rule?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah!
Happy Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ho Lee Fuk!
I am a flambe!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like Corbyn
Happier marching and waving a placard about an issue than anything else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post well i for one... etc

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post A Brexmas Carol I made this!
Had to do something to quell the despair during my sleepless night in front of the TV...
(merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Look I'm doing my best to be cheerful here.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post 40 minutes of David Bowie on German TV in 1978
this cheered me up
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post #GetBrexitDone

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 14 Dec 2019, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Lemonheads - Style
top stuff
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my fave bands
Still have some old vinyl from when i was fourteen.
 (Sherbs, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Why is this not on here already? NSFW
Shurely this ought to be glasspenisfish by now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
b3ta.com/links/After_an_influx_of_dark_and_stormy_weather
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Several Cocks In The Sea you say?
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw these in restaurants in south korea, live, in aquariums outside the places, filtering water. Looked like babies foreskins. Did not partake - I think. I ate a lot of weird shit on that trip!
 (marlowe69, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's at times like that
- that I'm very happy to be vegetarian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, spamcunt.
And work on your YT video description...I don't think it means what you intend it to...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, what a bunch of shit

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwjUUYVOdao
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you whispering?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that where you take a Cadbury's whisper
and shove it up
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Would he have had the same response if he'd ticked the "I made this" box?
I'm sure he's not going to reply and that it is spammy, but one post, one video seems a little bit quick to react?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to b3ta

(97800, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post This country!


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post We still make the best consoles.
youtu.be/GMReY2ReKqA
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah...
Everyone knows that the best consoles feature wood effect panneling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post not for everyone
but if you love the show, this is a treat
(ozof, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The Office US was better than the original.
There, I said it.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Even a stopped clock
etc.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:46, Reply)
This is a link post "After an influx of dark and stormy weather,
residents in California's Bay Area awoke to find their local beach awash with what appeared to be hundreds and hundreds of pulsating pink penises."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post fish dicks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Like fish sticks...
...but saltier.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Hence a beach full of dicks." is a great way to end an article
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Dick eating seagulls {8-o
Seagulls are bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Quake, but better


(97800, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
painkiller but worse
 (ozof, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and love Quake. Happy days when we allowed at work after hours to boot up a Q2 server and have a frag fest with silly skins and mods. Happy days.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - we used to get away with playing it during lunch break
Until someone shouted out loud enough for the whole office to hear "If you see the devil, run like hell!"
Sound advice I suppose, but questions were asked.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ok for blasting stuff
I will eventually get round to playing Scorn
m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Uw5rYr2jQ
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that certainly looks, er, different ...

(97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The artwork is what attracted me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It owes a fair bit to a dead Swiss pervert

(97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post H R Giger porn is a bit odd, well the one I found was.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Tom Skerritt come round to fix the cooling unit?

(97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
It doesn't look that great, to be honest.
Coincidentally, I just played Quake II and was struck by how good it was. The complexity of the levels and the straight ahead, rattling good game play still outclasses a load of much newer, fancier looking FPS games which are simply dull.
 (abc, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gameplay really was Id's thing, DOOM is still ok.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it's great
that there's something for everyone
 (ozof, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I had Quake 2 free with Quake 4
2 got more playthroughs
 (97800, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit low poly
I guess because it's a game.
 (IvanTheTolerable, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post Yet nobody is questioning the ethical issues of putting a fucking CCTV camera in your 8 year old daughter's bedroom...
Fucking 'merkins (although, I'm sure there are plenty Brits doing just the same kind of thing).
 Title:
Family says hackers accessed a Ring camera in their 8-year-old daughter’s room


 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post alexa: what is surveillance capitalism?
ok google.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post One good thing about having a hip replacement done I made this!
Is I can spend ages on new music which I haven't done for years.

I'm also massively high on morphine because the pain is unrelenting right now. Sometimes it's so severe all I can do is sit in a chair and shake.

So, composing takes my mind off things.

This track is progressive electro deep house. I made that label up. But it will save you clicking on the link if you're after any kind of sensible 'song'
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you have something to keep your mind off it, it'll soon be over.
one way or another {:-P
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me of something, I just can't put my finger on what.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, get well soon.
I gather hip replacements are miraculously quick to get you back on your feet these days, I hope this is the case with you so can at least shake your booty to your own tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best man

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy Mr. Bean


(gijoel, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I am so confused right now.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Dec 2019, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet, but I'll get there
- just let me try again in a minute
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Might never be again after that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Prime Minister Coconut Shyte I made this!
Here's my contribution, I'm putting on a Coconut Shyte throw toss, I'm sure the prizes will be chicken?
At Bonehead in Birmingham, if any Brummies.
(mrmenfolk, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post By all means change your name
to show your devotion to a toy brand as an adult, or call yourself Bilbo or Hagrid or someone-from-Game-of-Thrones or whatever. It's a free world. But this prick is a teacher. I don't have kids, but the last thing I'd want is them in the educational care of a cunt so devoid of good judgement, or a school that would employ him.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post of course, it may very well be
that mr skywalker is a terrific teacher and you’re the cunt with poor judgement.
 (ozof, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
But Jesus Christ, the cunt LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO SKYWALKER because him like the pew pew bang show.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is Jesus again?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Dec 2019, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Another character
with ridiculous fans.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5URU-Py2Q
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 16:42, Reply)

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