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This is a normal post Needs more description.
It looks like you have just posted an advert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Post links that are funny / interesting or stuff you've made."
There are a fair few Space Wars fans on here, it's usually interesting to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps you should have posted some right on political shit, that seems really popular on here

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Politics is an anagram of "Colpitis"
also known as ACS, or "Angry Clam Syndrome"
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Megalolz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one about the fuckin' Space Hairdresser
That's the one.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post In that case
thank you for bringing this obscure film to the attention of b3ta users who would otherwise not be aware of it. Despite, you know, the multi-million dollar advertising budget and hundred of Disney employees whose job it is to promote this film.

The above was sarcasm, my true feelings on this matter can be found below.

You are worse than people who raise awareness of cancer. Yeah, I've heard of cancer and I've heard of Star Wars. The awareness campaign for both can end here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post instead of complaining about a thing that plenty of people have chatted about on here today
why not just hit the ignore button by my name. Because I'm pretty certain I'll end up posting more space wars videos in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's for a Star Wars Monday?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post But have you heard of Cancer Wars?

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmm!
it's hard to see someone that isn't harrison ford playing han. i found the recent stuff a bit underwhelming, including rogue one so i'm starting to get a little jaded with it but i do agree, it does look ok i just don't think i'll be rushing to the cinema to see it
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve seen the three new Star Wars
And the only bit I can remember is Luke milking the space cow
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think you've downloaded the adult versions "in error"

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's still my favourite bit
Slightly gross / unpasteurized, but bold and alien and funny and totally Star Wars
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the pointedly creepy look he gives Rey afterwards
Best bits of Star Wars 8 were the non-Star Warsy bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post nooo...
The best bit is when the fish-man's wheelbarrow gets smashed by the rock.
Sorry, I mean, THE ONLY GOOD BIT IN THE ENTIRE FILM.
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does a pretty good Han impression
which is the first hurdle. Pacing of his dialogue, utterly tediously cool delivery.

I have no real interest in seeing it, much like the others, but all it looks like it needs is a half decent story.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It needs Jar Jar Binks and an unresolved father/son conflict of some kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Emo Sith

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so it begins
The slow death of yet another franchise

Maybe we should all build up to another battle like they did in lord of the rings because all films need to do that now...

Even fucking peaceful animal loving Noah?!?!
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cough* Ewoks
tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post A site for 30 something virgins...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that's enough about b3ta oh ahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA! Jokes on you!
I'm in my 40s!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved Noah
Come on, Ray Winston battling Rock Monsters? What's not to love?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry...
someone will make some new children's stories that you might like just as much.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Slow death"?
Mate the corpse was ash the minute it was signed off to Disney (with R1 being the only exception). Disney adds a darkness to all its purchased franchises. Pixar was great - then Disney. The third Toy Story gave my little boy anxiety and bloody nightmares. Fucking nazi sympathising ball gurglers.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
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I don't think i will bother. It's not Harrison Ford and Star Wars means nothing to me now.
I like the three original films but that's it for me.
 (Sherbs, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post When Thomas Hardy lost his Christian faith he wrote his best poetry.
What can we expect from you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will boycott the Bond franchise if he gets it
My vote is, do a Moneypenny series until they find some talent for the next Bond.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time I have lunch with Barbara Broccoli I'll mention your idea for a thriller about a deskbound, middle-ranking, civil service administrator.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is already a pretty gripping comic book
And book trilogy...

But your pitch works for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:29, , Reply)
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I like Thomas Hardy
 (Sherbs, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any tips on how you do it?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope
I live long enough to see the gritty remake of the first three movies (1,2,3), with less politics, less CGI, and NO metachlorians. It starts with Anakin as a teen, and the Jedi more of an martial arts religious order, not some papal advisory bullshit. The dark side are rogue ronin, controlling weak societies and the Jedi fighting them, in understated, yet visually beautiful samurai style fights.
Oops - time for work. Let me know what you think of that scenario.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ok, but just ok
Will still go and see it, but the plot / story doesn't seem to be very original and still not keen on the look of it (colour palette, excessive cinematography). I think Alden will be fine (Danaerys not so much), but Donald Glover is going to steal it.
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hells teeth that music is tedious
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM

DUM!!

DUM DUM DUM





DUM!!
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to turn into "Good times, bad times" by Led Zep

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I don't mind that bit
It's the relentless synth-orchestra with drums that gets a bit numbing
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've confused it with the Eastenders music intro.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it might have been saved from disaster..
The film is still completely unnecessary, though.

I liked the Last Jedi as it dared to break the mould (a bit) and wasn't just slavishly rehashing past glories.

But that seemed to upset the fanbase who seemingly just want the same shit. So if this does well, we'll have more rehashing of the original trilogy themes and characters until everyone gets bored and the franchise dies on its arse in a few years having been milked like the udders of a space walrus.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:39, , Reply)