God is dead?

(Tont, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:38, 4 replies)

Why is Gonz such a sleazy pervert?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:31, 4 replies)

do you remember the time you would come from mars?
I dont know if you know that, dah dah dah henry waterman cigars and you never told me your name -
(bangthedrum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:59, 1 reply)

Do you read Sutter Cane?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:53, 4 replies)

So, right, I met this girl, ok, yeah? Stop laughing.
Anyway, this girl says she's from Egypt. Right? But according to a book I once read, Egypt is very old. But this girl isn't that old. So maybe she's lying to me. Maybe she thinks she's from Syria or something. But, you know, when you think about it, the important thing is. And when you think about it, it really is. And I mean Jesus. He is.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:41, 1 reply)

What's good to play on Facebook?
I'm bored.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:40, 11 replies)

What happens
If I post here again?

Edit

That. Oh.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:23, 34 replies)

What reason did you choose your specific user ID for?
Ay?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:20, 11 replies)

Anybody know who's doing the voice for Optimus Prime in Transformers 4.
I assume it's Peter Cullen, but I don't know.
(Mitchell Gant, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:07, 10 replies)

Who is SuperMatt anyway?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:28, 5 replies)

wheres your head at??
'don't let the walls cave in on you'
(bangthedrum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:20, 3 replies)

Okay, enough of trying to start an orgy, serious question from me.
Why don't up quarks and down quarks annihilate each other? Would that require anti-up and anti-down quarks? Do they even exist?
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:02, 4 replies)

Alistair Darling
What colour are his pubes likely to be?
( Muns, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:22, 6 replies)

What cheese can be used to express the annoyance of a Yorkshireman
eeh damn.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:10, 4 replies)

Which cheese can be used to disguise medium-sized equine ungulates?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:52, 1 reply)

Which cheese can you use to coax a bear out of its cave?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:27, 7 replies)

Why is it that great sci-fi shows such as
Firefly, Space: Above & Beyond, Farscape and Dark Angel are cancelled while utter fucking turds like Enterprise, Stargate: Atlantis and Andromeda were allowed multiple seasons of total shite to clog up the airwaves?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:26, 41 replies)

Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:36, 3 replies)

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO??

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Where's the soap?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:32, 3 replies)

Have you experienced Ignore 2.0 yet?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:22, 6 replies)

How do the 'merkins & other lovely forrins pronounce 'b3ta'?
I mean, apart from the correct way i.e. 'beeta'?

betta?
bayta?

or what?

now that a gif is a jif i'm not sure of anything anymore
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:10, 14 replies)

How can I tell you that I love you
when you're sitting on my face?
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 2:10, Reply)

Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 0:00, 3 replies)

do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside, you say, I really don't think you're strong enough...
Nighty night!
(bangthedrum, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:56, Reply)

is there anybody out there?

(bangthedrum, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:54, 2 replies)

Do Holland and Barratt do Melatonin?
Will taking melatonin so I can sleep on Sunday night after spending most the day in bed do me any harm?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:17, 3 replies)

Earlier this evening
I was preparing a few peppers for skinning. The easiest way to do this is to blacken the skin with some kind of flame. I have a new gadget for this purpose - one of those blowtorch things. It was all going swimmingly well and I was quite pleased with myself. It ran out of lighter fluid and I refilled it, but spilled some ( a lot). At this point it might have been better to relight it somewhere other than the location where I spilled it (the sink). What followed was a sink full of flame, a burning dishcloth and the simultaneous burning of my eyebrows, eyelashes and fringe (its even further back than it was). My question is... what else can I use the blowtorch for (presuming my wife allows me to use it ever again)?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:01, 9 replies)

Canada?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:52, 2 replies)