Could you make content from B3mused embedded ?
Just a thought...
( zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:48, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey you guys,
please can we have an 'I Like This' button for replies to links. Sometimes there are some great one liners and links that dont get posted as a main one.

Please please and pretty please!!!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:32, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bug: Username link on "Post new message" preview for \board points to localhost instead of b3ta
For example, clicking on my username on the preview pane sends me to:
localhost/users/profile.php?id=56670
... which should be:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=56670


Yeah, trivial oversight, but I'm a stickler for detail. :P
( sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

links and such
what about people posting on /links can assign categories or keywords to them so as to make previous entries easier to find.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Can we have a GlassCock button for the links page
that opens a random link that his been posted at any point in the past
( Furness, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Can we have a thing where once a QOTW has ended,
it displays the number of clicks each post got? All it'd take is the addition of a response.write (or whatever the php equivalent is).
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Unable to delete images from "My Images"
The button doesn't work.
( finnbar has officially retired, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:29, Reply)

Can we have a brig?
Complete with weevil-infested biscuits and a leaky pail to piss in?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Graph
May we see a graph of the number of users over time? Seeing as we're on 82100+. It'd be interesting to see the rate at which new members sign up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can we have a "recipes" section on OT?
There's loads of us that love to cook and I'd love to get new ideas as well as share my stuff.
Just a thought.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

For one day only
Can you make it so everyone on /talk can only see their own posts, organised so they end up calling themselves tedious cunts.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Can you make some kind of marker

that shows where everybody is on OT? A themometer sort of thing.

Sometimes I find myself clicking from topic to topic trying to hunt people down.

Thanks!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Some sort of robot that repeatedly punches anyone who writes "Length?" in a QOTW story.
Actually maybe the "Length? in" bit of the above is unnecessary, I'll leave it up to you.
( zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Pssssst*
*whispers* Why don't you tell all these geeks with their formatting ideas to fuck off?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

hopefully a quick job
Could you please change the line of text at the bottom of people's /board, /talk, /links posts from "no more results (try glasscocx)" so it links to b3ta.com/search/posts/65658 or similar
( weaver., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Better sIte navigation?
I don't like clicking through the main and links boards to get the popular (yes I know I can use my internet history!)

I noticed today when the challenge opened and was at 12 posts, the latest and popular pages showed only 1 page each of 4 different posts. That can't be right?

How bout you show QOTW replies, rather than having to click to expand?

And finally! How about the reverse of 'I like this'? In that if we get a completeley twatty post, like a linked image on the main board, you can click "What a twat" and if say 10 people click, it gets auto deleted without mod intevention.
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Could we have a breathalyser for b3ta please?
So that we can't post when drunk.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:16, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can we bring the swear filter back
and get it to replace "ningles" with "I FUCK GOATS" and ":D" with an immediate ban? They're incredibly irritating, and I say this with full knowledge that I myself have been sick enough to use ":D" in the past.
( boris the spider, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:49, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Popular page on Off Topic for replies please
I've clicked two posts this week, and it's meaningless
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:17, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can we have some flowers or birds in the background to make it look pretty?
Just for when us female B3tans are hormonal.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Create a /fail leaderboard
'I like this' and the 'popular' page made b3ta better. Instead of relying on a select committee of a few mods to pick out the good stuff, suddenly everyone had a vote about what was good.

Let everyone decide what is shit too. Next to 'I like this' create a 'This post fails' link. There could could be a leaderboard per board, or just one huge aggregate of failures for the whole site. It would be interesting to see what ends up on it; a b3ta mood barometer if you will.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

More RSS feeds please!
I'd really, really like it if there was an RSS feed for /links/popular/ (and /board/popular/ too, I suppose).
( teedyay, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Minor niggle but
when you reply to an old thread, you will be redirected to the main board. I think it would be a bit more user friendly to take you back to the thread you were on so that you can see your post in place.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"I like this" on /talk
I would prefer it if it didn't show up in the "Friends" feed.

Takes all the fun out of it.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think that in addition to the 7 day waiting period..
...new members should have to provide two references from other forums that they're members of.

I'd like to see this applied retrospectively.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hiding
I can hide stuff on the board, but in the challenge entries it still comes up...

This can be very embarrasing
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Deep linking in the embed code for /links please.
Thanks.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bring back the manditory text in the message field.
Ever since you don't need to type anything in the message field I've seen and myself posted a load of double posts and/or half finished posts.

The space in the message field was my safety net and you guys stole that from me. Now I appear stupid in front of people online.
( Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:02, Reply)