*blinks*
I'm sure there was a thread here a minute ago
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:11, 16 replies)

OI! Sort it.

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:18, 4 replies)

The second week of this QOTW.

(McChinaman banned, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:32, 2 replies)

I once saw a woman being treated as nothing more than an object whilst being sexually abused.
THROUGH THE VIEWFINDER ON MY CAMERA! MEGALOLZ!
(exB3tatroll, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:30, 4 replies)

Guyrim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:57, 18 replies)

Cobwebs
I once received an email containing a joke about somebody who caught his father using his GF.... which then revealed at the bottom that it was in fact a George Foreman grill they were referring to... along with an invitation to click to a photo of said GF... I duly forwarded this on to all my work colleagues including my manager, as well as posting onto a couple of forums.

The next day I was summoned to his desk to ask me what the fuck did I think I was playing and and did I want to be sacked there and then?? It turns out that the people who had originally sent this email had substituted the George Forman hotlinked image to a photo of what I can only describe as a nude Ethiopian woman, all flesh bones, holding her fanny open for the camera, complete with resident flies. After explaining what had happened I was let off with a warning, but I very quickly went onto other forums I frequented to tell them not to open the link.
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:39, 4 replies)

I'm still waiting for the Frank Snow entry, this month's question is pretty suitable.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:17, 2 replies)

Natalie Cassidy's fucking face
Ever seen her and that godawful hybrid thing from the end of Alien: Resurrection in the same room? Eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)

I've evidently really upset someone

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, 18 replies)

I looked in the mirror once
Oh and I registered my shit Vampires of Soho company and put myself down as a Software Enginear and now I can't unsee the typo.
(exB3tatroll, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

In Hong Kong and China, buddhist monasteries often have dogs
These animals are kept on a strict vegan diet so that the monastery is kept all pure and stuff. I was visiting one, may years ago with my Dad; I can't remember where exactly, as we went to several.

Just by the toilets and bins was one of the monastery dogs, having a wonderful time savaging something, was growling and yipping excitedly. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a sanitary towel.

I told this story the other day at a party, several sheets to the wind. I imagined I was being quiet and just sharing it with my mate, but then there was a joint 'ewwwwww' from everyone in the room. Turns out I'm not very good at quiet.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Shanghai airport a few years back
I needed to offload some poo in the toilet.

The toilets were nice and clean - everything was nice and shiny... which made the tiles both on the wall and floor reflective.

So i sat down on the toilet and as you do - begin a thousand yard stare whislt all my brain bandwidth started to co-ordinate my bowel movement... in my absent stare - i noticed the light on the floor tiles began to move - I frowned with intrigue....as my focus sharpened on the light - I quickly realised i could see a very good reflection of a chinese man wiping his @rse in the cubicle next door.

Quickly aware of this horrible sight - and the expression of hard work on his face, i quickly looked away to the wall on my left... which was also very shiny, and merely reflected the floor tile and the man still scratching away at his @rse cheek with paper. completely unaware i was looking at him with his kecks around his ankles.

My teeth instantly started to sweat.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:12, 6 replies)

a friend of mine partially ran over a kitten
It wasn't quite dead,i watched as he finished the job with size 10 steel toe capped boots
( Glovington, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:57, 9 replies)

Not technically something I've seen
A mate of mine claimed defiantly in the face of great incredulity and cries of "bollocks" to only ever wank over porn mags whilst holding a passport picture of his girlfriend over the faces of the ladies featured.

But that was then.

What I can't unsee is the mental image I have of the modern equivalent. Namely him moving this passport picture all over the screen of his laptop, his cock presumably receeding in shame whenever he accidentally catches a glimpse of another woman's face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:13, 2 replies)

FIRST

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)

When the day is long, and the night.
The night is yours alone.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:01, 11 replies)

I once saw Star Wars.

(McChinaman banned, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:50, 1 reply)

I cannot unsee
QOTW meandering down a cul-de-sac for half a bloody month.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:57, 1 reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 12:52, 39 replies)

HELLO B3TA
joking aside, and let's be honest that's b3ta now since all the lovely fields around here disappeared, if there really are bad things you cannot unsee, this can help:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_movement_desensitization_and_reprocessing

www.emdrassociation.org.uk/home/index.htm

no problem, you're very welcome, don't mention it
( vladimir, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:27, 1 reply)

I was 27 and a fig-tree branch shook. Hard.
She was a he, and decided it was fun to play with a 2" wide by 2ft long dildo. Cue, the North-wing, dropping it's figs south. I ran to the en-suite bathroom crying, laughing and vomiting.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:22, 4 replies)

So do you really think it's funny to make light of dementia?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:38, 4 replies)

I can't think of anything relevant to write on this subject.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 1:50, 3 replies)

I once walked in on my then 13-year-old brother having a wank
He was hung like a horse.

Oh God, oh God, MAKE THE MENTAL IMAGES STOP!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:42, 9 replies)

More of a thing I'll never see..
anything on a site by the fucking mirror.
(bottle_cap, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:33, Reply)

new 'chat' board goes here
alright
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:08, 15 replies)

We should move /off topic into here.
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( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:07, Reply)

NEW QUESTION OF THE WEEK
If sugar and spice and all things nice are what little girls are made of, why do they taste of kippers?
(Apparently)
(mallyjoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:34, 6 replies)

So it's official then? QOTW is actually dead?

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:04, 4 replies)