After this week,
Theres only one lady for me:

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:47, 31 replies)

I was going to post this
but wanted to keep her all to myself..............the little minx
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:49, closed)

I get the feeling
that it might be a group orgy..
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52, closed)

*pokes its face* it is... real, isn't it?
Not something Jim Henson shat out?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)

WTF is that?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)

posted a thing on links a couple of days ago about the wedding
and the most obvious comparison is with Mason Verger from Hannibal
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)

good call

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, closed)

looks like a
smashmonkey
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)

nah, my hair isn't that fluffy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, closed)

Princess Alba
She's an 85 yr old plastic surgery addict. Reminds
me strongly of the orcs from lotr.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)

does this mean
she is firm and taut underneath the dress! Not that I want to find out.....
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:04, closed)

she isnt wearing a dress thats all natural

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:08, closed)

Hahahaha.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59, closed)

You wish for her to taste
manflesh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:26, closed)

*lol bokes*

(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:34, closed)

she's no gothmog

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, closed)

She is worth a bazillion spacebucks.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, closed)

.
It's the Mekon with makeup on
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:33, closed)

That's Rihanna you're thinking of.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:48, closed)

CHRIST!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:32, closed)

I think someone already tried that

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:35, closed)

And tried to put it out with a baseball bat

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:44, closed)

Then dunked 'it' in a vat of acid.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00, closed)

Then reshaped It's face
with a toilet plunger.
Badly.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:16, closed)

Joan Rivers isn't looking too great these days.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56, closed)

Looks like
A Phil Cool impression of the pope
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:16, closed)

So THAT's what Gelfs look like when they get old...
/dark crystal
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, closed)

Woah, you just reminded me: girl gelfs. Oh yes.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:42, closed)

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:09, closed)

Jesus H. Christ...
...you'd definitely need to hear it speak first!
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, closed)

Oh it doesn't speak
it growls and makes strange ethereal mating calls.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:19, closed)

Used to be pretty hot
She went from being quite attractive to being an extra in the Planet of the Apes. It's kind of sad really.


(MagicMoose, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:31, closed)