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Who would you like to have sex with who isn't probably top of everyone's list and why?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54)
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After this week,
Theres only one lady for me:

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:47, 31 replies)
I was going to post this
but wanted to keep her all to myself..............the little minx
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:49, closed)
I get the feeling
that it might be a group orgy..
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52, closed)
*pokes its face* it is... real, isn't it?
Not something Jim Henson shat out?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)
WTF is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)
posted a thing on links a couple of days ago about the wedding
and the most obvious comparison is with Mason Verger from Hannibal
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)
good call

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, closed)
looks like a
smashmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)
nah, my hair isn't that fluffy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, closed)
Princess Alba
She's an 85 yr old plastic surgery addict. Reminds
me strongly of the orcs from lotr.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, closed)
does this mean
she is firm and taut underneath the dress! Not that I want to find out.....
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:04, closed)
she isnt wearing a dress thats all natural

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:08, closed)
Hahahaha.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59, closed)
You wish for her to taste
manflesh?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:26, closed)
*lol bokes*

(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:34, closed)
she's no gothmog

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, closed)

She is worth a bazillion spacebucks.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, closed)
.
It's the Mekon with makeup on
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:33, closed)
That's Rihanna you're thinking of.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:48, closed)
CHRIST!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:32, closed)
I think someone already tried that

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:35, closed)
And tried to put it out with a baseball bat

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:44, closed)
Then dunked 'it' in a vat of acid.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00, closed)
Then reshaped It's face
with a toilet plunger.
Badly.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:16, closed)
Joan Rivers isn't looking too great these days.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56, closed)
Looks like
A Phil Cool impression of the pope
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:16, closed)
So THAT's what Gelfs look like when they get old...
/dark crystal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, closed)
Woah, you just reminded me: girl gelfs. Oh yes.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:42, closed)


(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:09, closed)
Jesus H. Christ...
...you'd definitely need to hear it speak first!
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, closed)
Oh it doesn't speak
it growls and makes strange ethereal mating calls.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:19, closed)
Used to be pretty hot
She went from being quite attractive to being an extra in the Planet of the Apes. It's kind of sad really.


(MagicMoose, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:31, closed)

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