B3ta.
Just post whatever the fuck you want. That's why it's B3ta.

You have a picture of a kitten rimming a donkey? Well that's cool, so long as it's SFW and not NSFW! Double Negatives suck.

You have a picture of Daley Thomson climbing the Chrysler building? Go for it.....

Sir Dave the Hat? Anything Goes ;)

HappyToast? Go away you talented bastard ;)

The Gayshift? You will actually get a voice :D but a very quiet one ;)

The best will out...

Why can't we just have a week that celebrates b3ta?

I will myself make actual awards for the winners if needs be, however, I don't think that will be necessary. Anyone who wants to contribute an award, no numbers when you submit them, but they will be awarded to the winners in a thread one day, at the peoples discretion.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:37, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Put back the strings
Take your favourite CGI-fest film and add in all the strings, bad special effects, scaled up claymation and so on that made the old ones the..err..old ones.
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Ruin Classic Adaptations
There are too many films and telly series adapting and vaguely namechecking classic novels and authors. I want you to make them stop. I want you to ruin them. I want to see the Jane Austen Leper Colony and the Darling SCUDs of May. Please.
( The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

One of those No-Photoshop ones.
World flags. Rad!
( salamander, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

photoshop DEVO
do the super thing !
( connor, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

The Pakistani prime minster has just banned jokes about himself
- the sanction is up to 14 years in the nick?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/5878525/Pakistan-president-Asif-Zardari-bans-jokes-ridiculing-him.html

A hostage to fortune perhaps, but ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)

Shop the moon landing ftw!

( Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I smell a challenge for Computerised bullshit
e.g.

b3ta.com/board/9594567
b3ta.com/board/9596201

eep
( g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Rumour has it that the maker of Crocs shoes is facing bankruptcy
Apparently crocs are virtually indestructible so people don't need to buy replacements. There's a warehouse full of unsold crocs somewhere in the US - what could be done with them?
(fuchsiaperfect, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:49, Reply)

What will be the world be like when the teenagers of today take over?
Alcopops in the house of commons, Twilight on the national curriculum, enforced videogames? What do you think teenagers are going to bring the world when they take the reigns?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:55, Reply)

What is George was black or a woman or something else? How would this affect the films?
and other lucasarts films...
Leia would be Luke's brother
Vader would have a clear, sweet singing voice
Chewie would have been an afro with an afro combe
Hannah Solo would have massive tits.


etc...
Eg:
by Monkdagola
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

KITTEN SPORTS

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

shop the moon landings (again)
it's been 40 years since apollo 11 (allegedly) landed on the moon.
celebrate, the b3ta way.

this was inspired by www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/07/remembering_apollo_11.html (via stumbleupon)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

SAVE TELETEXT
They are shutting down teletext in 2010, even though it is amazing and much better than the internet (although not as good as it used to be when Digitiser was still going).

Design new features which could save it.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 20:29, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If Rich football owners..
..played football
(indiana2006, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

EXTREME THERAPY
How would you cure those phobias?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)

Chinese People
aren't chinese people great? let's photoshop chinese people.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

alternative superheroes
forget superman, wonder woman and that psychotic fake batman, create your own superhero!
it could be tub girl, mistress of the bath, or even captain redex, scourge of failed pics.
use your imagination, people!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Ignore the guidelines for this weeks compo
They do anyway, so this may just work! :D
though on second thought, it is a bit paradoxal...
( cupz, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Go compare the Confused Meerkat Supermarket.com
Cheerleaders, Meerkats, Peter Jones, Mad cartoon men, wooden cars and irritatingly smug couples in pastel coloured jumpers...

Who's the best comparison site? Or more, who'd win in a massive fight?
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

If you were an evil genius, how would you destroy the world?
Photoshop your cunning evil masterplan.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Sea Monkeys
or Shrimps
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)

:)
Sci-Fi Monkeys..monkeys in sci-fi films
(but please not planet of the apes)

Fruit and veg world..houses cars made from fruit and veg

Brother Grim..photoshop a fairy tale
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

EXTREME LIFESTYLE TV

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:55, Reply)

When brands merge
What does the combination look like?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

That one small step...
Seeing as it's 40 years since Neil and Buzz walked on the Moon, i wondered what it might look like,
"If B3tans ran/faked the Moon Landings"

Do you like this?

p.s. as for Rob getting Scammed, She was a hottie!
(MrHackenbacker, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Mornington Crescent
"I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" has been back on Radio 4 for the past few weeks now, to celebrate post images inspired by the grand game of Mornington Crescent*.

* for those of you not familiar with the game "NF Stovold’s Mornington Crescent: Rules and Origins" is currently out of print. However your local bookshop might have a copy of The Little Book of Mornington Crescent by Tim, Graeme, Barry and Humph.
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

cellotape fruit to things
it has to be things outside your house

perhaps in your local park
( connor, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Demons.
One-word challenge.

Not the shitty ITV programme, just the mythical creatures in general.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)