PHOTOSHOP MOHAMMED!
I'm sure it's been suggested before, but it would seem only fair now. We don't want people to think we're just picking on christians do we?
Come on B3ta, or don't you have the balls?

EDIT: Aw, just slightly too late for International Blasphemy Day
www.blasphemyday.com/
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Star Trek Characters in other things
It's what everyone seems to be already doing for this week's compo seen as we don't have a new one yet so I say we make it official.
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

"And the leek shall inherit the earth"
Due to a hilarious misprint in the bible, imagine what it would be like if vegetables took over the world. IMAGINE! IMAGINE IT NOW! WITH YOUR MINDGRAPES!
( The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

"What if ghosts ran television"
What would it be like if, like, the ghosts of Charles Darwin and all that jazz came back and instead of haunting us all, like, they instead took over television. IMAGINE IT!

"The News at 10 with Ghost Trevor McDonald"
"Who wants to be a ghost millionaire?"
"Masterchef, with ghosts!"

SET YOUR OPACITY FILTERS TO 50%!
( The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

"Children of Appliances"
Do lots of image malarkies involving household appliances and what their children would look like.

JUST IMAGINE IT!
Toasters and their kids!
Vaccuum cleaners and their noisy offspring shouting and screaming and spraying shit all over the place!
Food processors and their appaling infants, screaming about things and flinging stuff all over the room!
( The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

"What if prawns were the size of humans"
If prawns were the size of human beings, like, what would they get up to? WHAT WOULD THEY DO?

That's also assuming that a human-sized prawn would actually possess any significantly enhanced intelligence due to its size, which is unlikely.
( The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

OLD SKOOL B3TA - compo likes it's 2001
Kittehz, Vikins, SpectrumZX, Photoshop 6, MSPaint mash, Memes - God the nostalgia of it all! Let the good times commence!!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

WHALE INVASION!
That's right, WHALE INVASION!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Re-write history
Should Kerry Catona be crucified, does Hitler need to visit Moon Base Alpha and will Mel Gibson finally give that T-Rex an enema.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:40, Reply)

Surely someone has already suggested
shopping the Hoff. So why hasn't it been done yet?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hilarious sporting injuries
Everyone loves a good skateboard crash, bicycle flip or snapped premiership footballers leg, so lets make our own - with that oh so savoury B3ta twist

Nothing too gory, aim for funny with a side helping of what the fuck
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

The Pope's Coming
Pope Benedict XVI coming to the UK in January. What kerayzee hijinks will he get up to on our hallowed soil?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8271556.stm
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Keith Floyd
that marvellous, boozed-up icon of t.v cookery is gone, but certainly not forgotten. i say we honour his memory in the best b3ta traditions: Floyd Image Challenge! shop the plonky chef doing any manner of amusing stuff.
you know you want to.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Chas and Dave have split after 35 years
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/default.stm

let's honour them with a Cockney compo
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:49, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What will actually happen when you get your flying car?
It will be taxed to fuck, probably.

Show us the depressing reality of science fiction concepts like holidays on the moon, flying cars, food pills and robot butlers.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Humerous or offensive tourist street signs or attractions
Or maybe all of those... Think about it, guys, it could lead to a lot of amusing entries.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

The Bible as written by Guy Richie
What would The Bible according to Guy Richie (the writer/director of such 'mockney' nonsense as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch) by like - would Jesus be a diamond geezer, Moses a double 'ard bastard and Judas a feckin' backstabbin' cu... well you get the picture - Photoshop the Bible Guy Richie style and in the words of the virgin Mary "come again?"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Whilst largely intoxicated...
I often thought they should update mythology and bring it into the modern era.

Enter the Quadretaur.

Like a centaur, but instead of a horse's body, its got a quadbike for legs.

If animals and machines combined to form a new breed of animal...
( Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:06, Reply)

RIP Keith Floyd.
What with the death of celebrity piss head, Keith Floyd, I think a fitting tribute would be some b3ta image challenge japes! Think Pink Floyd image puns... We'll see you on the dark side of the spoon... Wine on you crazy diamond... or any other things you happen accros that might raise a smile to fans of the constantly half-cut cook.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Celebrity 'This is your Life'
Take a famous person (alive or dead), and show us their 'alternative' history or a completely made up event in their life - in true b3ta style of course.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Inappropriate TV Product Placement
It was announced this week that product placement would be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get a lol????

(I am posting mine now)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

hitlercock tiny woman chair spunk
i think the challenge should be hitlercock tiny woman chair spunk
(__, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Wogan Fight - Wogan Versus The World!
Terry Wogan has been slagging off a lot of people lately: TV News Presenters, Eurovision Song Contest, and the latest spat is with Chris Moyles who's listening figures are dwindling whilst The Wogan goes from strength to strength.

- Without using previous Wogan Mash-Ups show us The Might of The Wogan Versus the World!

( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

American Nationalized Healthcare
I almost hand my eyes go under a laser until I understood that the doctor had a full time psychologist, to help those unhappy with the results, I figured. What other efficiencies would a nationalized healthcare system in the USA employ?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:59, Reply)

Vikings and Kittens
Challenges are best when they're open-ended, so that's all we should have to work with. "Vikings and Kittens".
( boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:36, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

End of the World
According to those crazy Mayans, the world will end in 2012. What do you think the end of the world will look like?

Will the Global Warming Climate Change theorists be proved right and run round with "I told you so" t-shirts on before we all drown, or will we all be crushed to death a giant Jumping Chinese Guy?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

mobile devices of the future
seems like they add new gadgets to our gadgets all the time, and with the App store we can even turn our iphones into flashlights, newton's cradles and boob wobblers. a lot happens in one year - what will our trusty mobile devices be capable of in twenty years? cooking bacon?
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:07, Reply)

EPIC VOYAGE.
Do a thing. A thing on a journey. Going somewhere, doing something, with or without a purpose.
Tell us the story and show us in one OR MORE images how the story came about/ends/whatever. Doesn't need to be a bulletproof story as long as it's FUN.
Maybe it's a panda on a boat escaping the dictatorship of a fiendish mandrill. Maybe he discovers Atlantis. Maybe he does a mermaid.
OR
Maybe it's a toaster that joins NASA and goes to Mars. Maybe he wasn't the first toaster on the red planet. Maybe he does a martian.

This won't ever become an image challenge, but make a journey anyway. Screw convention, do it for a laugh. I will be.

Example that's in progress when I post this but probably finished by the time anyone bothers to read this.

Also, if you would like to post your epic journeys as responses, it would be badass. Epicaly badass.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 9:48, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pharmaceutical names
Vagisil, Dulcoeze, Anusol.

Be creative and invent your own subtle pharmaceutical names and design the packaging for them.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 8:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)