Classy challenge
Photoshop your favourite Shakespeare quotation. Loads to choose from.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 12:41, Reply)

If everything was taken literally...
think "baby changing", "traffic jam"...
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 23:21, Reply)

Photoshop
David Spade !

He's cool.
( Darryn.R, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 22:34, Reply)

Kooky religion
I would love to see a challenge that explores how crazy religion has gotten on the net. Example: an American couple found an image of Jesus on a pancake and sold it on ebay for $500. Another woman built a Lego cathedral that seats up to 100 Lego people. Are these perhaps the end times mentioned in that one book? You know the one...
(goodgollymissmolly, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 18:17, Reply)

"poetic justice"
Admittedly, a broad subject. But it should make for some fun entries.
(spinoza, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 7:21, Reply)

The next manufactured holiday
so weve had valentines day and fathers day, so whats going to be next, Diana Day? or Patren saint of hello magazine day
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 16:08, Reply)

To celebrate the second series of Doctor Who...
...what would be the Time Lord's deadliest enemy? If Blue Peter can run that competition, so can b3ta...

Or, if you prefer, if you were the Doctor, where would you go in Space and Time? Would you stop JFK from being shot, Tony Blair from not being shot, or just avert all life altogether?
(Amadan, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 10:31, Reply)

What if
blacks had enslaved and oppressed the whites.
( Box of Rabbits, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 9:26, Reply)

What if...
...We were the lowest on the food chain...?
(Ireul, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 7:55, Reply)

Watching the Commonwealth games...
...instead of BBC Breakfast (the remote control is broken) got me thinking. What if Britain hadn't lost the Empire. Bindun?
(juvey note to self, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 18:14, Reply)

Unfortunate Spoonerisms
What would the world be like if spoonerisms were rife?
(mcmadhatter, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 13:52, Reply)

one does not simply walk into mordor!!!
how would you get into mordor?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 12:49, Reply)

UNIV4C
What if the Internet was around in, say, 1958... and b3ta was there? Somehow, I think we'd live a more surreal life... So what would b3tans be posting?
( UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 23:49, Reply)

If Satnav ruled the world.
I like the way that technologies are converging to put navigation into everything. With typical tuetonic efficiency my Mercedes once told me to turn right whilst crossing a bridge over the Rhine. It was then pretty insistant that I made a U turn and go back to do so. Likewise my new Nokia insists I have "arrived" when two streets away from my destination.

If modern navigation aids had been invented years ago, how would the world be different?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 23:41, Reply)

Turnips of the World Unite
Vegetables have a hard time, forever getting mashed or stewed or even tossed. What if there was a Potato Liberation Front? Or Spartacus was a pea? In a pod...

If their was a Vegetable Rights Movement?
(we are ovaltine I'm that annoying chap in Building 9, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:48, Reply)

Poorly thought out Charity events...
24 hour 'smoke-a-thon' in aid of lung cancer... etc

you get the drift
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 17:05, Reply)

super hero day jobs
what if super heroes were nothing special and had to employ their powers in a more 'down to earth' capacity?
would spider-man make fishing nets? superman use his x-ray vision to scan luggage at airports?
(elphantasmo for xmas i want santa's list of naughty girls!, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:44, Reply)

What if (x) had never existed?
Pick one thing, concept, person, law of nature etc. (anything you want!) and photoshop your vision of the world as if it had never existed.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:32, Reply)

What if there was no b3ta?
Photoshop what would happen to world if b3ta suddenly vanished or how the world might be different if there had never been a b3ta.com
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:31, Reply)

Compo combos
Photoshop something that fulfils the requirements of AT LEAST four previous competitions all at once.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:28, Reply)

Greatest image challenge
Easy - this post ending after 153 years...........

Hardy har har :-P
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 13:23, Reply)

If Goths were in charge...
The budget would have been interesting. Vat back on eye liner, snake bite tax exemption and no road tax for hearses.
(the sonic youth, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 10:27, Reply)

What if...
...Sir Walter Raleigh had brought back cannabis rather than tobacco from America. 1930s films would have had Bette Davis murmuring "Roll me a joint darling", Harold Wilson would have had a bong, soldiers in WWI would have had a ration of dope...

Of course with tobacco illegal, there would be guys at rock festivals and street corners with pouches of shag for sale...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 10:18, Reply)

Celebrity politicians
If more interesting celebrities were in positions of power, say Bill Bailey as Prime Minister, or Johnny Vegas was Chancellor of the Exchequer...show us how awesome the world would be!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Mar 2006, 22:57, Reply)

Hello!
Imagine if small children were taught their letters with an illustrated book, b3ta style. The challenge is to supply your own illustrated letter for such a worthy tome. 'g' is for goatse, 'h' is for ham-toucher...
( wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:34, Reply)

In the comics, batman is famous rich playboy Bruce Wayne...
...what kind of superhero would Donald Trump be in his spare time?

What about other people? What kind of superhero/ supervillain would Jim Bowen be?

Challenge: Real famous people/ celebrities with secret double lives as superheroes.
(dig_dug, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, Reply)

Old people are the new teens
In thirty years time there will be more retired people than those working (well, nearly). What will the world look like? I can see motorised buggy lanes instead of cycle lanes and bi-focal shop windows. Baby-buggy free zones and a ban on underwear showing above the trousers.

What else?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, Reply)

All news is good news.
Make all news this week into good news.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 10:26, Reply)

If you ruled the world...

Or, your crazy inventions - photoshop a cool idea!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 23:24, Reply)

Creative invention on TV is at such a low ebb that now that Postman Pat's cat Jess is getting his own spin off series
I'd like to see more unlikely spin off programmes.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 23:17, Reply)