Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Dinosaur Evolution! Raaaaaahhh!Dinosaurs roamed the Earth millions of years ago long before Man stood up on 2 feet. So what would have happened if a comet or whatever it was hadn't had caused their extinction? How cultured would Dinosaur civilisation have been?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:41,
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Run! Run down this corridor! It's the Dr Who monster of the week!Abzorbaloff was designed by a kid in a Blue Peter competition. It was a bit shit to be honest. (Sorry kid, it wasn't your fault entirely, Peter Kay was camp as a row of tents.) Perhaps b3tans can do better.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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The secret life of shopsDo the vacuum cleaners blow each other in Comet when the shutters come down? Do tell.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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Work experience.Use pictures created using computers to show the joys of work experience. Perhaps you went to work with your stormtrooper father the day they stormed the Tantive IV. What were your feelings towards that hot chick that shot your dad?
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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15 years ago)
BuddistsUnnervingly calm, show us what those fuckers are really thinking.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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Dump you DABSeeing as the BBC want to get rid of the only reason for having a DAB radio (6Music) create an image showing what you're going to do with you're defunked* DAB
*and desouled
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Literal EuphemismsOpen up the Profanisaurus, find a euphemism and portay it in Photoshop as the only most innocent would.
a.k.a. The "Check The File Name" Compo
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52,
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Celebrity makeover.In the spirit of David Cameron's poster campaign, take a picture of an unattractive celebrity and airbrush the fuck out of them to make them less ugly.
Alternatively, use the power of potatoshop to make hawt celebs fugly.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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15 years ago)
saturday night TV shows people really want to watchhow about:
Come Dunking (come dancing)
I'm a Celebrity, Feed me to the Tigers
You've Been Fucked (Framed)
Noels Razor Blade Party
X-Tractor - (for those in the Farming Community)
or my favourite:
Blind Rape
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 3 Mar 2010, 2:13,
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15 years ago)
Just my suggestion...Photoshop up images of James Murdoch anally raping Mark Thompson.
OK, may not be a lot of mileage in that, I'm just really pissed about the pending closure of 6Music.
Cunts the lot of them. But especially that weeping cuntstain Murdoch.
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Superheroes in historyInspired by this link www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7146519/Pictures-of-superimposed-superheroes-and-villains-in-wartime-by-Indonesian-artist-and-illustrator-Agan-Harahap.html
I have a feeling we could do better. Superheros are immortal and never age. Batman has been in his 20's for the last 70 years! So lets show them defending the Victorians, protecting dinosaurs and dining in the court of Henry the 8th.
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Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:45,
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Unlikely sexual harassment incidentsSome companies will bring sexual harassment charges against people just for saying; 'Hi.' whilst others will turn a blind eye to almost anything.
Show us the situations that are just a bit iffy, those that are seriously questionable and those that are downright outrageous.
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Copy pasteStickin it to the man in eh posters or I dunno pictures...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:02,
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Controversial Olympic gamesIn honour of the (Winter) Olympics, what new sports would bring whole new audiences to the Olympic Games?
I already have afew of these from before, so might be cheeky in suggesting it, but could spark some interesting contributions
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Battle PetsSeen a few of these on here already; Perhaps a cat with a tank turret instead of a head, or a tortoise with wheels...
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Pictures that a Daily Mail reporter would find believable.Granted, it’s not a very high bar to get over. Cut out picture of fairies should do the job. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253073/Does-spooky-image-ghost-boy-watching-builders-demolish-old-school.html
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:26,
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Angel vs DevilWas it the old Disney cartoons or the old Hanna Barbera ones that had the little angel on one shoulder, and the little devil on the other (I think it was Donald Duck mostly, so Disney)?
I want to see this on the great, the good and the not-so-good famous people of today.
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How todays newpapers would coverFictional and true events from the past. like this I did for "It's a wonderful life"
(sorry for the pearoast)
Click for bigger (239 kb)
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Residual Self ImageThe Matrix gave us the idea of projecting our "ideal" self when in the system. How would celebs, politicians, etc portray themselves or, for more LOLs, how would YOU portray them?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:31,
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Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay mannews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm
"yes, tonight - before the rooster (or Gallus gallus to provide the correct genus) crows twice you yourself will... look fabulous!"
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:16,
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15 years ago)
Benjamin Sniddlegrass and the Cualdron of Penguins!I think there should be a poster competition for Benjamin Sniddlegrass and the Cualdron of Penguins, it's just a joke idea for a film name from Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode's film review podcast.
benjaminsniddlegrass.blogspot.com/
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Star Wars/Trek AdvertisingAdvertising is probably the second oldest business known to man but seems oddly absent in the telling of our favourite space based stories, be they set in the near future or a long time ago. Rectify this anomaly to show us what Luke, Darth, Obi Wan, Jean-Luc, Kirk, Spock, Ricker, et al have sold to them through the medium of advertising.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:00,
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15 years ago)
If good ideas made you prettier, and bad ones made you uglier...Uglify Hitler, beautify Dyson.
Uglify Thatcher (!), beautify Newton.
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Housemates you never knew you had...germs, vermine, pixies, pests...
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Having admired a couple of Happy Toast's posts over the last weekHow about comedy ways to top yourself?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52,
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Multicultural BNPnow that those fluffy folks over at the BNP have agreed to allow non-whites as members, what does the future hold for the BNP?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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