It's obvious that jet planes are rubbish.
A small volcano farts and flights across Europe are grounded. Show us your plans for a new type of mass transport to avoid this happenning again. Y'know, rocket-propelled buses, 100-passenger kites, that sort of thing.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:04, Reply)

How about images for famous sayings?

(Alfieboy A few scuffs but otherwise in GWO, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Your favorite QOTW answer
Or your favorite talk post. Something like that.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Freeze mutha fucka
As the great improv practitioner Michael Scott and the writers of Lost are aware, all dramatic scenes are improved by the addition of firearms.

“Is this a dagger I see before me?”
“No it’s a Desert Eagle .50 you slag”

See! It works.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Animal Overlords
What if humans weren't the most dominant species. Would Dolphins have Landlife Centres? Would crabs get infested by men biting their mimsies? Would lions set up P.E.T.H.? etc. etc. etc.
( arrangedletters, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What if the Hippies didn't sell out?
What would the world look like if the Hippies stayed around and not become today's industrial overlords?
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Dogs vs Cats - The Ultimate showdown.
Show us what will happen when the final battle arrives. Who will be the victor? What weapons will be deployed? Has this battle already occurred and they joined forces to enslave us? Or can you envision the bloody aftermath.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

The Human Centipede
has been a timely reminder of the vital role of unnecessary, surprise surgery involving multiple patients. But what can be done to harness this medical miracle for LOLs?
(Essence of Wombat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Tiger Woods
pls b3ta...
(MC., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)

FLOWCHARTS
A simple, yet funny, example HERE
Open up photoshop, and show us anything you want - in flowchart form
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:29, Reply)

Goodbye Malcom McLaren


Love him or not (and I loved him), he was never less than colourful. Send him off in style.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, Reply)

b3ta through time and space
As the 10,000,000th board post rapidly approaches, some believe this will cause a rift in the fabric of time and space worse than the Large Hadron Collider on full power.
Show what would happen if b3ta.com got hurled through time to the past or the future.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Hamster Balloons
combine the two in any way and feel the awesome results.
( McBadger COW, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:01, Reply)

How about Darth Vader's career adviser
If Darth Vader's careers adviser had given him different advice. Darth Accountant, Darth Milkman, Darth YTS etc...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Think up a new political party
Tired of all the westminster bullshit? Come up with some new and exciting parties and policies.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Party Posters
Make election posters for all the parties.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Disabled Movies!
Where would a flid fare better than an action hero? We must know!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Awesome bins
In the wake of this, how awesome can a mere bin be?

Or - variations on a theme of rubbish bin/ awesome bin; reserved table/ unreserved table, and so on.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Attack of the 60 ft [insert suggestion here]
Title says it all, sort of
(TheCrownPrinceOfZanzibar, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Gordon Brown's Ridiculous Election Posters
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-campaign-posters?picture=361041597

Barrels of piss can surely be extracted from this one. What do you say?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I found this...
... and I think making up old-school advertisements like below might make a good compo.

thechive.com/2010/03/29/old-school-advertisements-that-are-oh-so-wrong-14-photos/
(Mr. Wooden Leg, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

HULK HOGAN VS 9/11
I found this, I think it should be this week's compo.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:04, Reply)

colour in the lizard

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 3:02, Reply)

James Lovelock says its all over, it is now!
The renowned author of the Gaia theory today said that we've fucked up the earth and have no chance of fixing things. Renewable energy simply doesn't work and we're not intelligent enough to come up with something that does.

So prove him wrong! Invent amazing energy machines that no one has thought of and global saving devices. Alternatively plan a way off this mudhole with awesome spaceships powered by kittens. OR lets go out in style, depict the end of the world or the way you'll take your own life to avoid the inevitable suffering.

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE, ONE SUGGESTION, 3 WAYS OF DOING IT!
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If dinosaurs still 'roamed' not 'ruled' the earth...
They are an everyday sight, as common as sheep or cows.
You're meandering down a country lane and
happen across a 'T-Rex Crossing' road sign...
( Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Remake Films and TV programmes, with animals instead of humans
that is all, aside from the 'let's have minimal reposts to this one cos they never win a challenge, and anyway and it kind of defeats the object of a 'challenge' in the first place' bit
edit: in reference to a reply asking for a more exciting description:
VOTE NOW FOR THIS WACKY, WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING ONCE IN A LIFETIME (UNLESS IT PROVES SO POPULAR THEY DO IT AGAIN IN A YEAR OR SO) OPPORTUNITY TO OPEN UP PHOTOSHOP AND USING NOTHING BUT YOUR IMAGINATION AND A FEW HASTILY NICKED IMAGES OFF GOOGLE, BEGIN TO EXPERIMENT IN THE POSSIBILITIES OF MERGING FLOOF WITH FILM AND TELEVISUAL DELIGHTS FROM THE GOGGLE TUBE, AND WE'LL PASS THE RESULTS ONTO YOUUUUUUUUUUU
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:46, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When fantasy meets reality
Imagine a World where commuters rode a Pegasus to work, or Mario actually came to fix your plumbing. Think of mundane situations that would be improved with a touch of fantasy
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Celebrity Psychos
Celebrities are great. What with them being famous, having lots of cash and generally being better than us.
But what would happen if you're favourite celeb decided all that wasn't enough, and they felt the urge to go on a killing spree?
Who would they kill?
What methods would they use?
What wacky costume would they wear?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)