Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Monkeys V Penguins 2!2
REPOSTERS WILL BE SHAMED IN THE HALL OF "Hi I'm a smelly reposter" section of the compo results :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 May 2010, 23:46,
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8692993.stmSaw this and thought of you...
xxxxx
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When the internet was still only available in Black & Whitewhat did it look like?
What kind of sites were available?
What was the advertising like?
What was the porn like?
What was email like?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:06,
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Holidays can be shiteShow us your really shitty holidays, the places you were bloody miserable and the places you were utterly underwhelmed.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:43,
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People in public life who should be replaced by a racoon!Politicans, football managers, soap stars, reality tv numpties, WAGs, news presenters or even your milkman. Many would be better if they were a racoon - discuss/shop!
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b3tz, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:31,
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Shop the 2012 MascotThe 2012 Olympic Mascot will be revealed on the One Show tonight at 7pm.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:57,
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Make horror characters lovelyWe all need cheering up, so make Pinhead come out of a cake or some shit like that.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 May 2010, 4:32,
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Olympic MascotsWith the news that the London 2012 mascot is due to be unveiled tomorrow evening and anticipating another own goal along the same lines as the logo, can b3ta do any better?
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Photoshop raccoons making mischiefThough intended as a tribute to a recently bereaved fellow b3tard, alluding to it isn't necessary - just filling the board up with raccoons, much like that "folding 1000 paper cranes" thing. :)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:52,
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LOST - Alternate endingsOne of the biggest shows of the last Decade comes to a conclusion on May 23rd in the US, and week later in the UK. In anticipation for answers to all the questions, (the 'Numbers'/Smoke Monster/Island etc) open up photoshop and show us alternate (and funny) endings for the characters and show
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:46,
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Circus FreaksTattoo'd ladies, The Living Torso, and gimps!! What would the freaks at your circus sideshow look like?
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In a perfect world.What would be different in your perfect world?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 16 May 2010, 9:45,
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Holiday Brochures or Postcards
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 May 2010, 18:38,
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No idea if it's been done, but......What about everyone's favourite big-nosed scum whisperer Jeremy Kyle?
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If you were mod for a week...What would you do with all that power?
Winner gets to be mod for a week.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:19,
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Fish!- fish puns
- the secret life of fish
- what do they get up to when we aren't watching
- FEEESH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:27,
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Send a message to Phil and then make an image from all the replies we get...Phils Profile
DE-RIS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 20:21,
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15 years ago)
Show us what happened to neil!www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=8
I'm worried about him
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 20:00,
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Something you'd find in your fridge...You said, "Half a cat".
Our survey said..
EEHH-UUUUNGH
Goodnight and thanks for playing!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:50,
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Movie challenges are always popularWhen a movie comes out, there is almost always a video game tie-in to milk the franchise. Now imagine if we still all used 8-bit computers. So, create 8-bit games for modern films. For example Saw VI for the Commodore 64
Also, for juxtaposition, because there are more and more movies released that were spawned from games, what would movies be like of ye olde 8-bit games. "Horace Goes Skiing - The Motion Picture" for example.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:22,
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15 years ago)
The better PMSince we'll have weeks of politics shopping anyway, let's have some without the smug face of Cameron. Show us who (or what) would make a better PM then Cameron.
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Stick two objects togetherWhat with pololitics and and all that guff there's a lot of talk of things joining forces. So this week, fuck politics and stick two things you find in your home together for entertainment purposes.
Bacon television, cat dusters, chairs on rollerskates. go on, do that.
It might not be funny, but it shouldn't be pictures of the same fucking person all week again.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:02,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Life under the Toriesthe shocking nightmare that faces us all.
Edit: Or alternatively, see the Frankenpolitics suggestion below.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 May 2010, 9:00,
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If Bear Grylls can survive drinking urine and killing fluffy animals, how about...surviving the winter sales at Primark or a trip to IKEA's returns desk? Stick the Bear where his McGuyver style skills are really tested. B&Q bank holiday shopping, the Ryanair check-in desk, getting a paper cut, voting on X-factor you name it. Let see how tough he really is!
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FrankenpoliticsWhat horrors will be waiting for us in the house of commons? Shop up your favourite beast with two backs!
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Sky News and the Murdoch EmpireGiven Boulton's near breakdown yesterday, forget my kay burley suggestion, and go for the whole of sky news and the murdoch empire.
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Invent a musical instrument.Anything goes. The noisier the better.
You can probably plug it into this desk.
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Literal job titlesPhotoshopping the things that make up the job title for example..
a lolly-pop lady.
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 18:25,
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