Sci-fi schooling
What were Han Solo's school days like? Was Jean Luc Picard as pretentious a twat when he was in short trousers? Did Doctor Frankenstein excel at Biology and did ET ever forget his lunch money?

Take a sci-fi icon and shop them in to school life

inspired by H.B.Mupps picture b3ta.com/board/10084410
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Seeing as the bandwagon's started rolling already:
"The Fox Menace: Show us how our rusty-pelted former friends are responsible for all of the world's ills... before the Daily Mail does".

Edit: Quick, dirty & obvious image.


(Astatine, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

World Cup fever is upon us!! Only 2 days until it all starts and this year's promises to be more thrilling than ever, so...
Colour in the lizard.

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq are getting married. What will the children look like?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Unlikely Double Acts and their Japes!
As suggested by Fat Boab after a picture by FWM and then one by me straight after.

b3ta.com/board/10083684

b3ta.com/board/10083729
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I saw this on the BBC and I think it would make a good image challenge:
The Exploring Islam Foundation hopes to challenge the negative views of the religion with its Inspired By Muhammad project.

It will feature posters of Muslim professionals, displayed in central London locations such as bus stops and tube stations, alongside messages emphasising the ways in which Muslims balance religious tradition with contemporary human rights and social responsibility.
(constantfear, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Government Cutbacks LOL
The UK Government is inviting suggestions as to what to cut back on / abolish / outsource etc in order to save money. Boot up Photoshop and show us your suggestions in pictorial form.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)

What exactly is Duncan's Dream
Subvert the smug rich bastards attempts to take over twitter by basically pointing out to the 10,000 dullards who are stupid enough to follow him that they can follow other people on twitter to. How fucking stupid were these people in the first place?

So tell us all what exactly you think #duncansdream is all about, or maybe you'd prefer to share what you think goes through the former kiddy ripping, granny bating buffoon's head?

I presume all things I say here are just my personal uninformed opinion and may or may possibly not be true, right? I'm not scared of his lawyers, more worried about being chinned by the ex-semen.
(newintown, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

EMERGENCY BUDGET IDEAS
ahead of the UK emergency budget on 22nd June, let's help pave the way for a frugal tomorrow and help out the Government by opening up photoshop and showing them suggestions for cost-cutting measures in public services and elsewhere in the UK to help save a few quid.
edit: 12 hours later, it becomes a reality: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10261136.stm
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Rip the almighty piss out of Danny Dyer
He was sacked from a column in Zoo for inviting someone to cut their girlfriend's face.
Mark Kermode has been unflinching in his condemnation of this odious tit.
Now his new film Pimp has taken (according to the Star, grant you) £205 on its opening weekend. I could make more masturbating into a top hat (again).

Go at him, but beware, lest he pop you one across the canister, you cant.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Photoshop animations with loads of strobe lights and coloured words in big flashing capitals.
The bigger and spackier the better.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Things Cheryl Cole would have said to Ashley Cole in the last six months
A kind of caption competition to highlight the ridiculous farce that was their marriage and her role as the nation's sweetheart even though she is a convicted thug and wears extensions.

Having said that I still would.
(PistolPete, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Photo Stories
As you would see in The Sun's Dear Deirdre page, made either with your own photo's or build from the stock photo websites that feature the same models in different poses. What story could they tell?

partly inspired by Bennyhillslovechild's pic www.b3ta.com/board/10071762
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

how would you Quit your job or relationship?
What would you do if you were sacked or dumped?

DO IT IN STYLE!!!

Show us the ultimate public revenge.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

what can you do with a sinkhole ?

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 7:07, Reply)

Uses for a Potato
That's it.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Remake everything Atari 2600 style!
Avatar, imagine the blocks on that :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I am a GP registrar.
Please design educational posters for me to display in the waiting room.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:53, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nuns


A B3TA one word challenge. Nuns are great. From the pious and pure to the excentic and wacky. Boot up photoshop and take them to the next level.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)

North Korea

Dear Leader at the heart of put-upon communist utopia or cult of personality dictatorship pov-hell in desperate need of a reality check? Do they even have iPads over there yet? Only b3tans can get to the truth.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The Art of Subtlety
Taking any famous image; whether it be a painting, photo, movie still, etc. open up photoshop and using minimal effort, make a subtle change to create maximum lols.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Solve the BP Oil Disaster
Because BP need all the help they can get.


(CarlB, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:51, Reply)

COFFEE VS TEA
The ultimate showdown of hot beverages. Show us who is best (which is obviously coffee).
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

music albums

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The demise of Andrew Wakefield
What a cunt.
http://www.tomfooleryblog.com/2010/05/what-next-for-disgraced-wakefield/
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Unexpected CDCs

(herman:D, Sun 23 May 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In 6 months time
Terry Gilliam will be 70. Show us the world in the style of Gilliam.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:05, Reply)

Magazines
Make up new magazine titles. Illustrate the front covers.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:04, Reply)