Human Mark 2
What would you add to the human form to improve it...

Laser eyes, dinosaur legs etc etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Unreal Animals
Animashes and massive pussies all the way, get your unreal and oversized animals out
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:26, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How's Maurice Gibb getting on in heaven?
Self explanatory
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Online revivals
Both Rick Astley and Eduard Khil know the power of the web to unexpectedly revive an all-but-dead career, but they can't be the only ones out there - using the power of Potatoshop, show us the stars of yesteryear making unlikely internet comebacks.


( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Quit!
After the guy jumping out of a plane and (fake/viral) girl quitting her job via wipe board the other day, show us how you would quit your job in style or how a made up person not necessarily associated with yourself might do so (for legal reasons).

Or just fuck around with the concept of quitting
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

how about a week without photoshop the same person, lol text over and over again

I know it sounds crazy but I'm a dreamer

The Great Escape: photoshop a great escape
Meerkat: photoshop a meerkat..simples
Extinct/ Fantasy Animals: come one come all to the CryptoZoo
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Who You Gonna Call?
One of the most memorable taglines from one of the most memorable 80s films ever, and today ghost hunting tv shows are everywhere; Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, Ghost Adventures (my absolute favourite) etc. and they all have at least one or two amazing pieces of paranormal activity footage in their years of being on tv.

The challenge is this; get out your camcorder/cameraphone/video creation package and go make some fake paranormal footage, keep it short (a minute or two at the most) and upload it to YouTube. Don't put the word fake anywhere in the video title/description, then link it here. Over the top activity clips usually bring out the "FAKE!!" YouTube commentators out of the woodwork so be subtle.
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:13, Reply)

101 ways to leave a gameshow.
By my reckoning, there's been only fifteen ways on this latest doomed effort to bring family entertainment back to saturday nights.

What are the rest?

I'm hoping for 'Number 87 - set fire to their legs and then push them through a plate glass window'.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Sun 8 Aug 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Ken Dodd vs. Hollywood
Movie posters if Ken Dodd ruled Hollywood.

Example - Night of the Living Dodd
(CharlieSomethingElse, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Photoshop koalas :D

(herman:D, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 19:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Self portraits
B3ta style :D
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

40+
Not a very good idea but as I wish to take the piss out of someone called Colin (not his fake name) on his 40th birthday I find myself desirous of a large number of amusing and obscene photoshopped images on the theme.
(shengus, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Paul McCartney
Beatles
Wings(God Awful)
Linda Eastman
Heather Mills
Knighted
meditation
Lennon
Etc...

The possibilities are endless.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

redarWHAT?!
I found this:

www.amazon.co.uk/Retardex-2521771-Toothpaste-Large-75ml/dp/B000LNH2P2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=drugstore&qid=1280842067&sr=8-2

Its worthy of some credit
(Standaman94, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Pope's UK trip merchandise goes on sale
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10842745
Official merchandise and commemorative memorabilia to celebrate the Pope's visit to Britain has gone on sale.

But what items of merchandise are missing?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Photoshop the Afterlife!
Photoshop heaven
Not the gay club but rather show us where you go after you die.
Those of you who won't be going to heaven (in other words all of you) can show us what hell will be like instead.
If you believe in reincarnation then show us what you'd look like if you came back as an animal.
Preferably a squirrel.
With tits.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

deporning porn
Shaving Ryan's Privates, Dicking Miss Daisy, Fear and Loathing In my Anus

you're probably all aware of the mass porn market of making some pun on a big film title. What I ask of you is to do the reverse. Make porn into a hollywood movie.
( arrangedletters, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Dragon's Den Inventions
Dragons Den is back on our boxes and last week some crank got 100k for attaching a pencil sharpener to a golf pitch fork. What other shit stuff go together, perhaps a magnifying glass in a shoe ? The challenge could be to shop shit inventions to pitch to the Dragons?
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Penguins!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Penguins!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

B3talympics
Mainly because I want to see what flid-boxing would look like
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Government Cuts
The Co-olition are cutting budgets on everything! Including the Olympics in 2012. Let's do the Olympics on a shoestring.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Abuse the Filters
Filters: You may love 'em, you may hate 'em, but you can't escape 'em! In the right combination they can look great, but we don't want that! We want FILTER ABUSE!!

Be a complete filtard and get adding those Lens Flares, Bevel and Emboss, and Stroke 'em Hard!


( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The Taxpayers Alliance
Are they like the Rebel Alliance? Or are they just a shower of lobbying cockknockers in the pay of evil multi-millionaire business-types? And where is the taxpayer they claim to represent? It it Dave in Cheltenham? Perhaps they are a band of Robin Hoods righting wrongs? Perhaps b3ta knows the answer. It may contain magenta.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

On the interweb you can now buy a full size SPACE ROCKET from china to deploy anything you want in to space.
Advert here - www.made-in-china.com/showroom/bjgreatwall/product-detailjxJmGbEHTQyl/China-LM-2E-LM-2E-EPKM-Launch-Vehicle.html

Your mission is if you choose to except it is to;
Fire up Photoshop and show us all your creations that you would send into the upper atmospheres and to the great beyond..
Even design your own space craft especially if its made out of a Zamboni

Huston we defiantly have a problem b3tans are in space
( The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gawd bless you ma'am
The Queen and her chums have uploaded all their holiday snaps to Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/britishmonarchy).

We haven't paid homage to her since her Golden Jubilee - lets just show how much we really love her, and her chums, in our own very special way.
(gruntycunt cock off you cocking cockster, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Celebrity jailbirds.
Ronseal. In the week that saw Lindsay Lohan banged up for parole
violation, show us what life would be like behind bars for celebrities.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Richard Desmond buys Channel 5
Five: home of Neighbours, Home & Away, Natasha Kaplinsky and the CSI franchises,
+
RIchard Desmond: owner of the Daily Express, OK!, and the "Red Hot TV" porn channels you find on Sky
=
"CSI:Diana" and "Extreme Fisting with Robson Greene".
"The Gadget Show" and "FlashForward" would take on a whole different angle...
(heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

REMAIN INDOORS
Show us what TV would be like for survivors of the apocalypse.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)