Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
(
chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
Tell Us Your Story »
b3ta CityIf b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there? Will the night be haunted by Americans and the sleep deprived? (Credit to Haku for suggesting this)
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26,
16 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Dreams:Think of a strange or interesting dream you have had recently, and recreate a scene from it by either cutting and pasting it together on photoshop or getting out your arts stuff and artsing it.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:05,
Reply)
we are the 99%make a shameless mockery of tumblr's litany of hard luck stories, which detail the possibly unwarranted despair and suffering of the American people, with your own petulant list of petty grievances.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:43, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Energy Saving Week17th - 23rd is energy saving week.
Prove it!
(inspired by some typically lazy googling, cos naturally I couldn't be fucking arsed to expend any time or effort racking my brain to come up with any decent ideas)
(
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 4:05,
Reply)
Halloween CostumesA bit of a change of pace this time around; make or Photoshop a Halloween costume. Bonus points for WTF-ness.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38,
Reply)
TransplantsMy wife after 10 years of being sick with a serious heart condition received a heart pump last year. This year while on vacation we received a call that a heart had become available and we flew home. She received her new heart. I wonder about an image challege dealing with added on machinery like mister gadget. I also wonder about an image challege dealing with unusual body parts transplant.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)
rebrand shit to sell more shit not advertise it as it really is, that was different , this is different, so make it differant
(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:58,
Reply)
FEETOr foot prints, or some shit like that!
WOO!
This vodka is amazing!
(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04,
2 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Doodle BugLet's have a nosey at your inner psyche/state of boredom.
Scan or photograph your office/lecture room/class room doodles, and post them here.
Try to avoid contrived ad-hoc scribblings; genuine sub-conscious creative work preferred.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
The Happy B3tan My mates just bought a pub, and he's asked us all to help him think of a good name for it. What would the B3tan pub be called? What would it look like?
(, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:11, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Looney PoliticsThese days, some of the ideas mainstream politicians come up with are so mad that it's hard for the Official Monster Raving Looney Party to complete. Give them some ideas to freshen up their manifesto.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!I believe that an old bit of B3ta lore from before I frequented these hallowed pages states that Lord Manley took it into his head to post "HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!" all over the board and incited the wrath of the mods. I think we should now take up the mantle and employ it as a challenge.
(
boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:24,
Reply)
Subteltyor lack of
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:52,
Reply)
B3ta's kitchenThere are hundreds of TV cooking programs - Celebrity Masterchef, Great British Bakeoff, Big Cook Little Cook (pictured).
If B3ta made a cooking program what would it look like?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:11,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
One word challange: MONSTER TRUCKS!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:21,
Reply)
One word challenge: MoustachesIn German, they are called Schnurrbarts
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:21,
3 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Inappropriate DedicationsThis week Rochdale Council announced it was naming the local sports centre after .... Cyril Smith. Cyril Smith - Sports - hmm. What next - The Cheryl Cole University? The Roy Castle cigarette factory??? Think of a building / landmark and dedicate it to a totally inappropriate cause or celeb.
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:31,
2 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Movies with ONE word removed!!!
(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:14,
Reply)
Apple - Steve Jobs lives!...Aw, come on...it's got to be!
Unlikely items that could / should have an 'i' at the front and what they would look like if Steve Jobs and his cronies had got their hands on them.
(
Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:53,
Reply)
fluff warwar is hell. Even for the fluffy things.
(
arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
DreamsTry and depict some of your more surreal or 'out there' dreams / nightmares.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Da vinci for a dayMod his old works or create new ones in his honor.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:48,
Reply)
Hard SellCome up with an product or service that nobody would possibly want, and then try and sell it to B3ta.
A bit like Dragons Den, but with better ideas.
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:52,
Reply)
Panto wrongs.With the summer drawing to a close the inevitable British traditional pantomimes start rehearsing for Christmas. Make them ever wronger.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20,
Reply)
What do you think a waste troll looks like?Hmm?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
JAPANnever forgive
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:26,
Reply)
Put a picture of a tree on a movie posterThink of the endless possibilities! There are 6 Star Wars films, and at least three trees. That's already 18 possibilities, and we've not even *started* on the Indiana Jones films.
I can't see this one failing.
b3ta.com/board/10558530
(
boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
People with large headsthis is all
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:47,
Reply)
Tell Us Your Story »