Prisons are filling up - time for public executions!
Our prisons are filling up faster than ever, space has run out and even local constabularies are taking prisoners in to their cells.

So it's time to start a prisoner cull; hell, it could even be a community event, or a major crowd puller...but only if the method of execution is gonna be special!!!

We're talking David Copperfield style "prisoner meets his death on a giant circular saw table", or "cellmate in a blender - see celebrity Patsy Kensit push the button".

Time to get your marketing hats on and sell that execution! (you must be over 18 years of age to watch)
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 22:26, Reply)

The Background of Frasier's..
..flat. You know? The tv series...with the radio psychiatrist who once was in Cheers? Favoured by channel 4 to keep broadcasting in the daytime after it's completion and in paramount comedy's "after 3" slot. Yep that's right. Now remember its Skyline backdrop.

Yes, indeedy, I hear tell it's fake. Perhaps judging by the fact the image was taken from a cliff rather than within the city centre of Seattle, supposedly where he lives.

Still, it's a nice view..

Change it.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:25, Reply)

Reproduction methods swap
What if trees had to have full penetrative sex to breed? What if humans needed bees to spread their seed? Would squirrels divide into two instead of engaging in fluffy sex?
( corington, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:42, Reply)

london busses
are you sick of things being described as "the equivilent of 12 london busses parked end to end"? suggest new ways of measuring things with pictures. How many michelle mcmanus' make a whale?(or how many whales make michelle mcmanus).
the eiffel tower is x peter crouches tall.
(suboftheday, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 11:15, Reply)

ZOOM
The new weekly 'lads mag' from b3ta.
Create a front cover and feature page layouts for
it's launch issue.
Remember to only include your own original artwork, don't go nicking nothing from existing chav rags.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 12:50, Reply)

charlie sheen.

( d d, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 19:11, Reply)

Branson offers $32m reward
Richard Branson announced a $32 million prize for the scientist who comes up with a way of solving global warming etc... What ingenious scheme can you come up with to solve this problem? (Maybe even win the bearded bastard's money. Ha! As if you could.)
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:53, Reply)

washed up celebrities
what does the future hold for "celebrities" like jade goody and that twunt from busted.
(suboftheday, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 13:36, Reply)

Roadrunner finale
Roadrunner the season finale: what happens between wile e coyote and the roadrunner?
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 16:55, Reply)

Leader swap
What if countries swapped leaders for a week?
***edited*** thought I should split the ideas even though I expect the lowest amount of votes possible
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 16:51, Reply)

Global Warming: looking on the bright side.
Tropical summers in the UK, Less OAP deaths in the winter, no more waterlogged BBQ's. I'm sure there's loads more that you can come up with.
(Philmutt, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:54, Reply)

Alternate history
How would the world be if the Spanish Armada had won?
Would the Estados Unidos de América be a superpower or just make the world's most unhealthy paella?
( finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:37, Reply)

Words on Pictures!!!
Rofflesocks....
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, Reply)

"Had we had a challenge about Corporate ethics and slogans
I would have posted this:"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:07, Reply)

What if...
...we got back to a world where the horse ruled over the internal combustion engine
(TheCrownPrinceOfZanzibar, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:15, Reply)

Forget a Pedometer, you want a Paedometer...
Design some sort of 'Paedometer' that could identify where your nearest paedophile is so that you could either keep children safely away from them or perhaps beat the fucking crap out of the bloody nonce ('nonce' being the paedophile)!

It's like this thing I once saw in a friends car that has various LEDs in a + format and it shows you where heavy traffic is in relation to your car. Uses signals from those blue cameras at the sides of roads (i.e: down Finchley Road in London).

So basically, design something similar to this that could do the above and perhaps try to flog it to someone via Amazon or set-up a website for it and see if people try to buy!!


Note: From a legal point of view, when someone clicks on the "Click here to purchase" link, make sure that you redirect them to a page explaining that it's not a real product or make an error message come up, otherwise you might be in trouble!

Can't wait to see this!
(Timmeh I am Timmeh and Timmeh is me!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:10, Reply)

Selling religious extremism.
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Most aspects of religious law are rightly and naturally accepted by mainstream British society.

Only a moron would offer pork to a Jewish friend or moan about Muslim colleagues not going out for a drink after work.

Some aspects of religious law are less naturally palatable to our society. Therein lies the challenge....

Can you sell the idea of Mormon polygamy or Wahabist beheading? Can you make KKK Cross burning a fun day out for the family or sell sheitels to the fashion conscious?

Above all, can this challenge retain humour whilst avoiding bigotry? If so, there is hope for this world.
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(clut, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 13:04, Reply)

Sex Change!
What if Jordan was a bloke? (OK, not too sure about that one.) What if The Governator was a laydee? What if Amanda Vanstone... OK, now I've confused myself.

What would prominent celebs be like if they swapped sex?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 10:32, Reply)

Spice Up Big Brother
Annoyingly for Endemol, the law doesn't allow Big Brother to use racism only to boost ratings. What other things should the housemates be subjected to as Channel 4 gets ever more desperate?
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 9:40, Reply)

Poster for my companies small social club bar
I help run a fairly well known companies social club bar but its in danger of closing because not enough people go there. No real reason but it just doesn't get enough press, so i've taken it on myself to turn it around with some posters on the notice boards around the company but i lack inspiration. Can YOU help!?

A few facts about what we have to help you get the idea of what its like:

2 pool tables, darts, a table football err table, nothing on draft (it kept going off) but bottles of beer (£1.50) open from 4 'til 7 (friday only), the bar is only about 2 meters long so basically its mostly pool/other tables

I promise i'll use one of the best to advertise the bar and will post a picture of said winners poster up in my office on the main board
(Lofty MS Paint FTW!!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 23:49, Reply)

Harry Pottermania
With the final book coming out, what if Harry Potter were tied into product advertising?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 3:31, Reply)

windows vista
sounds like a curry - what other shit could bill gates cook up (cock up)

apple crush anyone?
( The Tig and me, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:28, Reply)

Corporate sponsored Religion
Religion's had a lot of bad press recently what with all the Catholic vs the gays and fundamentalists vs everyone, so is corporate sponsorship the way to get everyone back singing from the same hymn sheet? - dunno about you lot but I'd certainly go to church if they started being funded by Stolichnaya and Razzle!

"....and so it came to pass that Jesus fed his disciples with the full wholegrain taste of Kingsmill Bread and fishfingers from Birdseye"

The Book of Relevations (sponsored by Vagisil) for example? What if Jesus' vehicle of choice was a Skoda Octavia?

Bring people back to worshipping with your ideas of corporate sponsorship....on a biblical scale...(arf)
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 13:25, Reply)

User friendly computer enhancements
What if your computer was more intuitive? What if those far more useful enhancements could be added to W1ndows or M@C OS? What if the Orifice Assistant actually offered decent help?

"I notice you are typing in URLs with one hand. Would you like to see a list of all your favourite porn sites?"

"It looks like you're attempting to use Excel for your home accounts. Would you like me to close it, order you a Pizza and open up a free Sky Movies window?"
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 17:10, Reply)

When Plush Toys Ruled The Earth
If our planet was dominated by giant, foam-stuffed overlords, what would it look like?
(Astatine, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:38, Reply)

"If life was like the internet"
A busy high street, full of 'Hot XXX' shops.

A queue of door-to-door salesmen offering you "Cheap V!agra".

Nigerians approaching you in the street and offering to share the millions of dollars they've found in a defunct bank account.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:24, Reply)

Valentines Special
The day of imposed romance is almost upon us but is it all worth it?
What is the cheapest, crappest or most inappropriate gift you can think of?
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 20:14, Reply)

if drugs were legal?
souperdrug wouldn't even have to change its name...
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:26, Reply)

Are you ready for goose power?

The year is 2020 and oil reserves are dwindling. A lack of investment in nuclear power has left Britain struggling to power our homes. Avian research has provided the answer; power our homes with geese!
People aren't yet ready for this new, clean(ish) form of energy, so it is our challenge to get the public ready for the switchover to goosepower:

"Are you ready for goosepower?"
( wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:04, Reply)

sporting heroes who come back
from the dead!

er, long term injury....welcome back Johnny
with odd shaped balls. nuff sed.
(mickturate if i could be arsed i'd be bored, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 12:41, Reply)