If hitler were alive today, what would blighty be like?
Just to keep things topical.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 19:59, Reply)

Commercial Food Cross-overs
Coke and friends are always coming up with exciting new products for us to buy. What would make life tastier?

Dehydrated Water (just add water!) Or what about Caviar-Flavour Chocolate? The Self-Microwaving Hotdog?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 8:17, Reply)

Inventions for women
Making things right for everyone.
(Jimmaw, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 23:14, Reply)

Self-Portraits

Pretty simple, Create a self portrait of yourself (no mugshots please) in paint, illustrator, photoshop etc. Throw a few personal touches into the background too.
(beckybuttons, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 2:10, Reply)

We've all seen them in blockbuster movies....
SHITE representations of computer operating systems to demystify 'difficult to understand' geeky stuff for the bovine twats who enjoy these movies.

Can anyone actually beat the bollocks that was the UNIX system in Jurassic Park?
( mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Dangerous food...
Food thats dangerous! such as a packet of walkers ready salted razorblades or summit.
(mr pinkeye afk, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 0:03, Reply)

Pun it in the fcuk
Quite simply, puns. little comics, visual puns, anything. Just puns.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 19:33, Reply)

Home made sex toys
Ignore photoshop for this week, find out how you could use ordinary objects to be pleasurable (but not posting if you use it!)

Made a girlfriend out of office stationary or a dildo out of mashed potato.
(fluffytail, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 19:06, Reply)

Celebrity Murder
who would you kill, how would you kill them, where would you hide the bodies and which paper would you sell your story to?
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:20, Reply)

What would b3tans make if there was no image challenge?
We're having a week off from any challenge, what would you post?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:12, Reply)

Lies to Children.
We tell lies to our kids to make our lives easier and to control them. From "The Birds and the Bees" to "If the wind changes it'll stay like that"
But what if the lies were true?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:01, Reply)

The world was black
#1:What If there were no races, and ever one stayed the same colour our ancestors -coffee/negro/brown/blackish -. Would there be Nazi's, black panthers, Black Bush jr. (O, yes...lots of 'bush'). History, commercials and other stuff will be negrotized...would be pretty funny huh?!

#2: What if 'First!' posting is punished by death, what kind of punishment will they get?Death by ctrl-alt-del?

#3: You see the world trough a fundamentalist Rastafari?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, Reply)

image challenge
how about (maby been done) just
What If...
b3ta user have to post anything they want on the subject of what if

e.g.
what if... Diana survied. or
what if... tony blair wasnt gay with president bush
(fate_92 the person below is gay, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16, Reply)

probably already been suggested
but 'make an image in the style of another b3tard'.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 19:48, Reply)

What if the world was open source?
Earth Kernel 2.6.18?
( B.T., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:19, Reply)

Terrorist Attacks
Dislike the Tower Bridge? Hate Edinburgh Castle?

Well, take your most hated eyesores and edit them so they look like a terrorist attack has taken place in them.

Bomb Big Ben. Tear Tyne Bridge. Sabotage the Sistine Chapel.
( head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, Reply)

Find Maddie!
Photoshop where you think Madelin Mc Cann is hiding/dead.

Sorry if bindun
(WiggZ, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:44, Reply)

What if you got all your news via b3ta...
BCC.co.uk is down, CNN.com has been 'sploded by terrorists. Your only source of news is via the CDC-tinted glasses of B3tards...

...bugger.
( Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:56, Reply)

If the world was dyslexic
Imagine what the world would be like if it was filled with spelling mistakes.

Rev up your editing software and edit signs, products and other pieces of text too.
( head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37, Reply)

Visit ______(fill in the blank/s)
with the summer season well and truly up and running, a few countries may not seem like ideal holiday hotspots.England is having a few problems with the water and our cows are a bit poorly, Iraq's locals are rather hostile towards it's visitors and Portugal has child care issues.
Suggest poster ideas that tourist boards might use to entice more visitors to their shores.

this is an amalgam of ideas put forward by Mrs Ginger fuhrer, Mrs Trellis and
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:49, Reply)

Farmers are always moaning
what inovations might cheer up the miserable pig fuckers.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:01, Reply)

What would you love to get for your birthday ?
Think of the craziest, most helpfull, or stupidest thing you would love to get for your birthday .
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 15:27, Reply)

Photoshop Jesus
shop the J-man into everyday situations, such as queueing for a newspaper, or filling out his tax returns.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 15:22, Reply)

Photoshop the smurfs
in famous and historical photos. Brainy smurf as hitler, or vanity smurf as JFK getting shot in Dallas...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:08, Reply)

What happens when you leave the room.....
Use your imagination to come up with just what happens when you leave 'the room'
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, Reply)

Prison
Things that would get you sent to prison.
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:32, Reply)

What do you fear most
Photoshop your worst nightmares and post the images for all to see, let us all probe your psyche
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 7:10, Reply)

always look on the bright side

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 23:10, Reply)

yupon posting my first photoshop...
and getting great feedback (thanks ya'll ) ide like to suggest going back to something original.... make your own animal.... but this time include random parts liek tools or sex toys or w.e. ...
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 18:34, Reply)

New beers
One for vegetarians.



The new beer.
(gilgad2000 Allo, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:13, Reply)