If Barack were president
what would the US look like when one bad ass gangsta runs the world.
(jimmyhoffascorpse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, Reply)

An albatross ate my homework on the way to school
We've all had to make excuses at one time or another - to parents, partners, police, etc. Illustrate the most ridiculous excuses you can imagine.
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)

Lasers.
And their many unorthodox uses...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)

Image Challenge - Suggestion
After the deletion of a certain challenge regarding a certain recording artist how about a Royal Family challenge and their respective royal titles, you know what I mean ! (the complete twat).
(excelents, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, Reply)

Prince or No Prince!
Without using any unauthorised midget Prince imagery, rip Prince a new one!
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)

Now that the farts formally know so you know who
On the royalty note. Queen rocks. Shop the band that shaped a nation!
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:05, Reply)

Boy George got busted for chaining up a man is his apartment.
Who deserves to be chained up, and by whom.
( phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, Reply)

Games With Peripherals.
Guiter Hero Guitars, Dance Dance Revolution Mats and even the humble steering wheel.

Why not create your own Game and a Peripheral to go with it?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, Reply)

Bird Flu.
No more, no less just those two simple words.
Let your imaginations run wild!
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)

WEB SHERIFF!
Lets make those cunts look as wanky as Prince himself by forcing them to waste their own time writing letters about themselves. Do what ever you want, just make it about the "Web Sheriff".
Be sure to spread the hosting around a bit too;)

Sheriff! Are you tough enough to spend a bit of your own money?

For those of you that dont know what I am on about....
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272
www.b3ta.com/board/7783116

P.S. Mods, feel free to rewrite this suggestion as you see fit to meet any legal obligations. ie: "Highly paid internet police! Can they do their job if forced to do so on their own budget? Lets fire up photoshop and see..."
then delete this suggestion:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:38, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Misogyny.
Show us how much you hate those awful, smelly women and their rotten girl's germs.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, Reply)

BSOD
You know what it is... you're working/chatting/cracking one off when all of a sudden "WINDOWS MUST NOW RESTART AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU NASTY TODGER"

Surely there's a better way to tell you that your computer's the hell in.

If you like this, you know what to do... woo yay first post! :D
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, Reply)

That is quite clealy against God's Law

( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59, Reply)

Reinvent New labour.
It just simply isn't new or modern enough.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:54, Reply)

Meta
This sentence is a reference to itself.
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 10 Nov 2007, 17:29, Reply)

Near the Knuckle
I know, a bit generic but how far can you go before you overstep the mark and cause maximum offence by pissing off an entire minority group / organisation / political party etc?
(Taunting Lunatics Belming at you since, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:46, Reply)

Better late than never.
'Sorry you're extinct now'
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 2:57, Reply)

Calvin and Hobbes
you know it is a brilliant idea
(DeTimmy you'd better be sorry!!, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 2:06, Reply)

Modern proverbs
you can't make a silk purse.. because noone learns home economics anymore
an apple a day... is only one fifth of your fruit and veg needs
too many cooks... on television I may have stolen this one from I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/7771832
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:15, Reply)

What will the put a health warning on next?
Following this news on 9 November...
"MPs are being urged to back calls for cigarette-style health warnings to be placed on alcoholic drinks"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 10:06, Reply)

child pornography, church-burnings, necrophilia and disco.

( postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 5:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Gulliver's travels... to earth
How would a giant fit into our world? Using telegraph wires as dental floss... taking a shower in a waterfall...

Make it subtle: so we hardly even notice him/her (see board/7755687 for LazyBastard's example!)

Of if you prefer, _we're_ the giant Brobdingnagians, and Gulliver is tiny. Scuttling about, almost unnoticed.
( Bee Nice |-|, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:17, Reply)

The Artist formerly known as Prince
Jumped up little egotistical f*ckwit Prince is threatening to sue his fans for breach of copyright in using his image on fansites. So fire up photoshop and give this odious little twerp something to complain about...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:13, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Out-Banksy Banksy
Banksy has style. Banksy gets lots of publicity. I'm sure the massed Darwinian (frontpaging of the funniest) ranks of b3ta can do better, be funnier than the man himself. Where poss. I'd like to see plenty of 'click for larger' so that people can do their own stencils of the best, out-Banksy Banksy and then post their 'work' to the main board.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:40, Reply)

Paranoia
Did you ever fantasise that everyone else was a robot and you were the only real person in the world? Do you think that life is a set of obstacles designed by a malevolent entity to specifically annoy you? Are we all just brains in jars imagining that we're living in the "real" world? Does everyone else know something important that they are keeping from you?

Blaze up some green, open Photoshop and show us your subconscious fears...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:20, Reply)

Mad Scientists
Those crazy mad scientists, always playing God and meddling with things they don't understand...

What would they create?

Who would be a great mad scientist if they didn't do what they are doing now?

How could they be stopped?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:51, Reply)

Smash the state:
Commit an act of vandalism on your local city infrastructure. Dig up some pipes, pull down some telephone wires or let off all the fire hydrants.

Post a picture of your face as well as a description of where you are and what you did.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:42, Reply)

How about another one with albums?
That one did quite well, so why not do new album covers for a new generation.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 2:22, Reply)

Bad Breakfast Cereals...
Frosted Flakes, Rice Crispies...we know em and love em, what about failed ones? Was there one that was made with real monkey meat or one that came with a free crack pipe...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:15, Reply)