Identity theft
Shop the Government, Alistair Darling, Gordon Brown etc., as some one famous
(Carbonised chicken, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 9:13, Reply)

Or how about...
...one based solely around the phrase: "The Honeymoon's Over"?

I love the implied menace in this phrase.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:04, Reply)

Hmm...
What would today's TV be like if we'd lost World War II? How would sixty years of Nazi rule have affected our telly?

This Morning mit Heinrich und Helga?
Would Dangermouse have been a valiant SS officer pitted against the evil Baron Churchill?
Perhaps we'd see Lovejoy euthanised for being genetically impure?

The possibilities of reality TV shows live from Bergen-Belsen are as endless as they are deliciously wrong.

Christ, imagine what they'd do to 'Allo 'Allo.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:44, Reply)

Stop having sponsored challenges
Really, aren;t you just going to end up being sued by the Transformers people next, and have to take that image challenge down? Irealise the site has to make its money, but can't you just whore the Prince story as an exclusive to The Sun or something?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:25, Reply)

Truthful Company Slogans
Eg I saw a banner advert for Jessops that said : YOUR PICTURES, OUR PASSION

And I immediately thought :

OUR PRICES, YOUR LAUGHTER

Yes its crap but the b3tans could do a lot with the idea ... maybe
(DJRikki, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:22, Reply)

Fluff vs Evil Stuff
Pit fluff against evil and see who wins.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:59, Reply)

Who really runs the government
Inspired by the latest cock-up with the missing child benefit records. Who's really pulling the strings in the government? Is Pob responsible for hospital superbugs?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:45, Reply)

Smurfs? Bindun?
we are all familiar with the smurfs. But what about the ones that no one knows about. How about Chronic Masterbater Smurf? Or leatherface smurf? Lets see what Peyo didnt want us to see.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:36, Reply)

MUPPETS.
Every challenge would be better if it were MUPPETS.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:45, Reply)

Pimp my Bus.
Thats right. Shop a pic of your local transit system's bus. How would you make it look?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:57, Reply)

Mongimals
Probably going straight to hull for this but.. Why do you never see mongesque animals? Downs-fluffeh and the like? Show me a world where not just the fittest fluff survived.
(......, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)

What I saw just before my untimely death.
What would you see in the final moment before you die?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, Reply)

Badly shopped porn
Yes?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, Reply)

It's thanksgiving this week in yankland.
Let's show them some international support and celebrate it with photoshop
(rsloman, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, Reply)

celb lookalikes
instead of photoshoppery take pictures of people you know who look like celebs, if i'm lucky i could get
david blunkett
wolverine
and peter from family guy
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:48, Reply)

Heather Mills
Although from the look of this recent campaign, I fear Heather might be entering this challenge herself.


BTW: This image is hot linked, which is against the rules of b3ta. But it's the Daily Mail so who fucking cares wif we add 10p to their bandwidth bill?
( rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, Reply)

Making Shite TV Good.
For example, Big Brother with a mad axe murderer housemate or maybe Songs of Praise with satanic death metal.

Go Mad!
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:15, Reply)

If celebrities were tramps.
What would they annoy people with in the high street? What shop windows would they lick? What would they die of? Etc.
( Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:23, Reply)

If celebrities ruled the world
What would the UK be like if Pete Doherty were Prime Minister? etc!
( neonpinkish, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)

famous last words.
In peril? What you need is a phrase that will live on forever.

We need speechbubbles!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:13, Reply)

Toast! (Or toats)
Everyone likes toast. If you don't like toast, you're probably a communist or something.
Make a pic involving toast. Perhaps a nice wheatgerm influencing the course of human history, crumpets of the rich and famous, toast bearing the simulacra of religious figures, muffins photographed in distant lands. It's versatile stuff, is toast.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 2:02, Reply)

Websheriff
'Photoshop Websheriff'. Don't use any copyrighted images to do with them, just mercilessly RIP THE STEAMING PISS OUT OF THEM.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, Reply)

Pr*nc*
This week's challenge; What image should we use to symbolise+ a particular pop star*.

+ (no stoopid Pr*nc* reference intended)
* (no talent implied)

Next week's challenge; What b3tans would like to see happen to our generic symbolic pop star.
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57, Reply)

chicken fannies
they must be pretty big cos they squeeze eggs out.
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:18, Reply)

Weapons... Health and Safety style
What would war or terrorist attacks be like if everything had to be safe and non-lethal?
(Scary, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:16, Reply)

EMOS!
lets show emos how the rest of the world views them.

Depression is a very real thing and we all know someone who has been there and wallowed in its merky depths. Glorifying depression is not cool so lets band together to show emos how ridiculous they really look and make the world a happier place for everyone! :)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 4:03, Reply)

Patrick

Midget pop mentalist...er...Patrick Kielty... is threatening to sue his fans for breach of copyright for using his image on fansites. So fire up Photoshop and give the odious little twerp something to complain about.
(clut, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 2:36, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Rejected ideas for toys
With Christmas on the way, what wont kiddies be finding under their tree this year
(Long time lurker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:46, Reply)

If everyone in the world
was three feet tall what would everything be like?
( Peej, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:04, Reply)