A World Without Evil
Just how fluffy and good could the world be if there was no evil? How would it affect us and our everyday lives and culture?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Tesco value...
Whats the most outthere, wrong, ridiculous, stupid, pointless, etc. item that Tesco could sell as a value product...?

Personally I though Tesco Value Orphans could be up there...
(Jack Bravado, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Space
Post your funnny pictures of things in space and what you would like to see up there.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:40, Reply)

Justin Lee Collins
There are many ways to kill Justin Lee Collins. Not all of them are quick and painless. Suggestions?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Something about cool.
I WANT TO SEE KITTIES.
( Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:31, Reply)

Open season.
Merely post the best and funniest photo-shop you can imagine... either that or stop fucking whining. "oooh, I don't like tis compo... it's the same as the other one."
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Earth Plaque
When NASA sent off the Pioneer craft on their way they stuck this plaque en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque on the side to show any aliens what this crazy planet's all about (see the article for explanation). Anyway come up with your own plaques for Earth to show the intergalactic folk.
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

B3tard at the workplace!
Just imagine what a wild b3tard would do inside a doctor's surgery or at an airport and how about this for an added challenge: no reposts!
( Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:27, Reply)

What if God was made of sweets?
If the Lord almighty was made of pure confectionary goodness, what kind of miracles would be perform, or what would be the wrath is incurrs?
Fire up sweetyshop and show us!
( ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:22, Reply)

READ!!!!
Weird diseases? :)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19, Reply)

What if
God was one of us?

"If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question"
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:48, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Computer games we'd love to see...
First person Shooters? Nah, First Person Fisters more like. All what you can't do in real life, but now you can in the comfort of your living room!
( Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, Reply)

lololpeople
Old people can be pretty amusing, post your favorite lololdperson
(tainek, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Latest News....
Quick draw compo.
Post it while it's still on the BBC ticker.
here
Cos it'll be pretty hard to bandwagon, no?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Album Sponsorship
EMI have announced plans to allow corporate sponsorship on albums.

Which brands would you like to see sponsoring which bands?

Que predictable Amy Winehouse brought to you by Threshers and James blunt sponsored by Canesten Combi jokes.
( CrimsonSoul has an obsession with lemons, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:59, Reply)

Marketing Brochures for Planet Earth
Create marketing ideas to entice aliens to visit planet earth
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Illustrating Band Names
eg. Fun Lovin Criminals: Myra Hindley playing ping pong with Harold Shipman
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:45, Reply)

DIY penis enlargers
using items readily available either at home or the office, create a new, funkadelic way of maximising your manhood. Show us the new gadget and explain. Do not show us your 'results', no matter how tastefully shot.
( McBadger COW, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)

Cybrids
Politicians are being urged to allow the creation of human-animal hybrids for research purposes - see newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7187168.stm, for example.

Given a laboratory and a pipette, or the use of a magic version of PhotoShop, what hybrids would you create?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Sex with sharks
Attempt sex with a shark. Get a friend to post the results.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 2:28, Reply)

BIG HAIR!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:25, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Image Challenge
How about

What do Gerry Anderson puppets do these days??

Lady Penelope had a brief porn career before starting an animal sanctuary.

And yes - theyall had people pull strings for them!!!

Ad
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Charity adverts B3ta style
we keep seeing these oxfam, cancer research adverts on the tv, what adverts could we make for b3ta i wonder? what will make us give up two pounds a month?
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:07, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

When Pie & Mash ATTACK
this happens more frequently than you'd believe, show us how it affects you and your day to day life.
( McBadger COW, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)

Souvenirs from Lilliput and Brobdingnag
Imagine if you will, you've been on two weeks vacation to either Lilliput or Brobdingnag?

What souvenirs would you bring back? What effect would they have on your lives?

For those of you that are not familiar with the works of Jonathan Swift...


Do pictures of big things that are usually small, or small things that are usually big! :D

The possibilities are endless...
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:05, Reply)

New Snacks
Tis a new year so why not have some new snakcs and sweets to munch on B3ta style!
(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 6:33, Reply)

piss
flaps. best use of the word pissflaps.

also available in fucksocks or roflcopter, maybe also brothelcopter.
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 21:45, Reply)

New inventions for misunderstood phrases
"Hello bookshop man, I'm looking for a book which will help me eat my five a day. Can you help?"

"Why certainly Sir, we have this one just in."



"Haha, no you misunderstand me, bookshop man, I was looking for health-related books on eating five a day portions of fruit and vegetables!"

"Oh I do apologise Sir, the phrases sounded phonetically the same, and but for the creation of this book it wouldn't have ended with such hilarious results!"

"That's no problem. Incidentally where can I buy some toilet rolls?"
( the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 16:10, Reply)