Anrgy old people
beating stuff up. for old people reasons.
( Cae1, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shit Compo
Heed the weekly mantra of feckless b3tards; make a shit compo. Literally, a compo where you photoshop shit. But in creative, not-quite-NSFW ways.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 23:53, Reply)

If everyone was a witch or wizard from Harry Potter.
Imagine if every person in the world was able to preform magic from the Harry Potter books. How would it improve your sex life? Would Maddie ever be found? Would politicians keep their promises? Photoshop the world to show everyone what it would be like.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Design a knockoff porn DVD
Porn has become the staple economy of the internet. Help this industry, as they have helped you on those lonely nights in front of the computer, by designing some new covers for their DVD's. Particularly knock-off's of hollywood blockbusters.. Star Whores, Indiana Boned, The Shawshag Redemption, Forest Hump.. etc.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:29, Reply)

if you do a google image search for the word 'pump'
all you get are pictures of machinery. i think we should have a week or pumping based images. you would need the put the word 'pump' in the filename. the aim would be to get it in the first page of google images results. it would be the new julie moult is an idiot. another great idea i reckon. get clicking..
( connor, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

if politicians were celebrities
If politicians were papparazi fodder instead of the glamourous world of showbiz, we'd have pictures of our world leaders in their local economy store buying bread in their tracksuits and slippers - candid shots of them on the beach and of course, them showing a bit of skin in a nightclub somewhere... what headlines would the politician gossip mags pick up on?
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Budget Holidays
Christmas is coming, the taxman's getting fat. Time to start thinking about booking next year's hols.

With the current economic climate we're having to cut the skiing holiday budget a bit this year:



We were thinking of going for the "all inclusive" option but apparently the food in intensive care has really gone downhill.

Surely someone can come up with a better "budget" holiday destination...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:24, Reply)

QOTW
Illustrate somebody else's QOTW answers. Extra points for NSFW Frank Spencer answers.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Colour
A one-word challenge idea.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:38, Reply)

Overcomplicated
Cthulhu summoned to open a jam jar, SWAT teams clearing spiders from the bath, the most overly elaborate christmas present imaginable - fire up photoshop and make something ridiculous
( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Illustrate defining moments in your life.
A personal challenge, inspired by the fact that it would be fantastic to see pictures of many QOTW answers.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Everything and everything to do with the great Douglas Noel Adams!
That is all.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pick a fellow b3tan you've never seen a photo of
And draw a picture of what you think they look like, based solely on their username.

But be nice! It's Christmas time.
(GONEism, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What if Jesus had been born 2,000 years later than written in the Bible?
How would the virgin birth play out? Where would he be born? Who would be the 3 Wise Men? How would he have met his death? What kind of miracles would he perform?

Open photoshop and show us Jesus' life in the "21st Century"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:29, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Celebrity Anagram Photoshops!
Take a celebrity, work out a really good anagram of their name and then photoshop the result.

For example Terry Wogan becomes "Agent Worry", so do Terry Wogan, dressed as a spy with a concerned expression!

Robert DeNiro could be Robot Nerdier - Bob dressed as C3PO with thick specs on!

Kylie Minogue could be surrounded by teenage boys with the heading "I Like Em Young" - or er, maybe not that one.

To help get started, include this fairly decent Anagram solver link wordsmith.org/anagram/

Hopefully this'll be a slowy but a goody as people have to use their brains.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 13:53, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Perfect Christmas Present
Open up photoshop and show us the perfect christmas present for anyone you like.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)

Bill Oddie
He's probably a wonderful human being and does tons for charridee, but I simply don't like Bill Oddie. I've no idea why, I just can't stand the opinionated, surly little cock.

Maybe you lovely Btards could work some photoshop wizardry and help exorcise this particular demon of mine?

Go on, stick it to the twitcher!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:17, Reply)

The Big Questions
Show us your answers to the Big Questions. What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? What is the meaning of life? Is there a God? What the fuck happened to the dinosaurs? And so on...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Peter Stringfellow
Just shop Peter Stringfellow for a week.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Not another Period Drama!
Show modern shows and films as if they had been filmed as a period drama.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Jungle deaths
HELP !!!!!!!!!
My GF has "I'm a celeb" on.
I'm sitting thinking of different jungle deaths for Timmy Mallet, help me out on this one.
(Doesn't have to be Timmy Mallet, any Z list money grabbing hasbeen will do)
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Hollywood Remakes of British TV Programmes (Old, New, Great, Not-so-great, etc)

( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 12:31, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Peter Molyneux owns your soul!
Peter Molyneux is good at many things: Talking out of his arse, being bald and having a god complex are just a few. Show a world in which Peter Molyneux is law!
(CapnJustice, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)

When it's okay to use the F word
Pictomify instances where it's appropriate to shout FUCK!!!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)

b3ta Christmas cards
Must have already been done, but surely about time b3tans started getting into the festive spirit.

Since this challenge has come round a few times in the past, no reposting to the challenge. New stuff please.



( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What if Pokemon were real?
Torchic?



How has this not been done yet?!

P.S. Aw bless, the poor chicken, etc.
P.P.S. Their dinner is running away.
P.P.P.S. The chicken was not set on fire, the chicken went all Tiananmen Square to protest the lack of real pokémon pictures.
P.P.P.P.S. I just wanted to do another of these because they look quite silly and yet dashing at the same time. I am pleased with the result, and shall hereforth cease my post scripting.
(sorry., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)

Dragon's Den Failures
There are some ideas that appear really good in your head but have that one tiny flaw that would have the dragons falling overthemselves to say no.

For instance, brail controls for aircraft would cure discrimation against blind pilots at a stroke. The only problem is it would eliminate quite a lot of pilots too.

Or how about swimming costumes that you can't get wet. Oh wait, they actually made them...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

CDC the shit out of everything
I miss the cdc's* in this world.
CDC your dog, mum, boss, dead or alive parrot, /board,/talk, /links CDC GOD. Use your computer, camera or whatever you like. I don't bumming care.

..there can't be enough cdc's!

*Crudely drawn cock


( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christmas Cards
I always go for offensive Christmas cards but I begrudge paying £2+ for each one.
I would love to send a whole range of B3TA-designed Xmas cards- perhaps we can all send one each to Julie Moult?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Issues in the news
Tankers being hijacked...ANOTHER bag of tools being dropped from space...MORE death threats against Obama.

Photoshop these serious events to make them funny.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)