Over the top Fisherman
basically, i heard a story about 16 eastern eurpeans getting a net into a small park fishing lake and draining all the fish. Im talking, thousands of people fishing in a pond. Americans shooting into the lake. As Mental as Possible :)
(fenntastic Hates Cats!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:40, Reply)

To redress the balance
Next week should be UK interpretations of US TV. I'm thinking the A Team without helicopters. Or explosives. Or guns. Maybe just the van and that would have remnants of Royal Mail stickers left on it.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)

How about a Compo Compo?
Badly paste Compos head onto images?
*Inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/9035983
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:13, Reply)

what would you throw at someone famous?
Shoes at GWB or something else depending what you had to hand?

good improvisation on that iraqi reporter i reckon!
(wireless_tommer, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Post all the blueprints for what you're working on
Are you working on an invention that will sell by the ton? Post the blueprints.

Are you working on a TV show that will make you a tidy sum? Post the script.

Do it before you can get patents/copyrights.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Browse the Challenge Suggestion Page
pick out something you like, do it.

Just an excuse for people to see what's in the archives so they can then vote for what they like and make this populism bullshit actually work.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 3:01, Reply)

YOUR OWN DEATH
How do you want to die? not many people get to choose. Draw your own death, it can be as darkly depressing or as spectacularly violent as you like.
Possibly encorporate your username - i.e. I could do a slice of bread aflame in a giant toaster

Either way, DEATH DEATH DEATH. It's Christmas after all
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:32, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Photoshop the shoe
That shoe being thrown at the president is the best thing to happen for people here on b3ta. It just gave us more ammo to make funny photoshopped pictures. Photoshop a image of the President having shoes thrown at him.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:28, Reply)

tesco
value stuff,

from tesco value cigarettes to tesco value shotguns to tesco value condoms..
(Lord Chode, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Five words
Should have gone to specsavers
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wollastonite

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:00, Reply)

Last Minute Christmas Presents
It's 4.55pm on Christmas Eve and you've just realised you've forgotten to get your Nan/Brother/Wife a present...



What do you do, hotshot?
What do you do?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:28, Reply)

Coffee break
word searches, join the dots, maze puzzles... with a b3ta difference
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Celebrity Couples and trysts
Ronald Reagan (I think it was) once described himself, Thatcher and Gorbachev as "a threesome." It may have been Maggie herself who said it. Either way, it's unappetizing at best, but that's no reason to stop there. What celebrities do you think should pair up-- or group up? Busta and Lee Ann Rhymes/Rimes? Ella and the Edmund Fitzgerald? Madonna and the Pope? Madonna and (Julia) Childs? Kate Moss and the Rolling Stones? Extra points for puns and bad taste.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)

The end of an error
On January 20, George W. Bush officially leaves office. An Iraqi reporter already gave him one size 10 send-off. At the risk of having the United States SS (Secret Service) come knocking at your door, show us how you'd like to send him off or how he should be sent packing. Barring that, show us how he'll be remembered by history. It's a good time to take one last shot (so to speak) at eight years that will live in infamy.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Pimped Pimped playground
I have a lot of money. I want children to play with the most expensive things on playgrounds.
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:52, Reply)

brand name condoms
^^
(Lord Chode, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

invent a new sex organ

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)

what if...
no one found america... just never bothered to look for it... what would life be like?
( thelastryan working on a technicality, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The queen person?
photoshop the queens speech
(spenny21, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)

How big is yours?
Take a picture of any wall in your house, make it as big as you can and post it on the board to push any good stuff off the bottom.

Extra points may be given for pathetic excuses of why you did it.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)

I want to go on Dragons' Den because...
If you were to appear on Dragons' Den, what idea would you pitch to the self-satisfied loathsome fat-cats, and Deborah?

Show us pictures of your cunning inventions, or the hilarious results of your pitch.
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Gods scrapbook.
When God created life, the universe and everything, which of his creations didn't make the final cut?
( NeeNoo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mrs. Maggy Thatcher
... that's the extent of my idea really... and it's not really my idea. Erm...
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Anthing Lego.
Can we have a lego challenge? pleeaaassee?!
Go on!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Before they were famous

( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:23, Reply)

1001 Uses For Q-Tips
Using real pics or shopped images, show us why Q-Tips aren't just for ears.

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:52, Reply)

Visual puns
Visual puns always make me laugh - I'd like to see if anyone else can do them as well as Graham Rawle.


(Terrible Tiger, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)

Oliver Postgate
Let's have an image challenge in honour of the great man
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If life was a musical
Show us what life would be like, if it were performed like a musical.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:59, Reply)