WEB SHERIFF!
Lets make those cunts look as wanky as Prince himself by forcing them to waste their own time writing letters about themselves. Do what ever you want, just make it about the "Web Sheriff".
Be sure to spread the hosting around a bit too;)

Sheriff! Are you tough enough to spend a bit of your own money?

For those of you that dont know what I am on about....
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272
www.b3ta.com/board/7783116

P.S. Mods, feel free to rewrite this suggestion as you see fit to meet any legal obligations. ie: "Highly paid internet police! Can they do their job if forced to do so on their own budget? Lets fire up photoshop and see..."
then delete this suggestion:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:38, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

clickety click
:)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)

^^
this
( boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:44, Reply)

Yes!
And for added "let's give them a shit load of work to do" perhaps we should make sure that all compo posts contain a picture of Prince or that symbol".
That way we shall know they've been looking at them.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:50, Reply)

:)
clicked
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:50, Reply)

^
like this i do
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 22:59, Reply)

hell yes!
clicky!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:00, Reply)

*clicking for justice*
I'm in! Geez...first working out my frustrations over Prince, and now it's Web Sheriff's turn to feel my wrath.
( svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:06, Reply)

As if a jumped up
purple sex deviant isn't enough, now we have the web Hitlers on our back. *clickety*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:10, Reply)

I clicked
becuase I and the kittinz all demand great justice for art's sake and not fake justice for some frelling nutter's midget's sake.
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:23, Reply)

Oh yes
yes indeed.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, Reply)

Definitely clicked!
Definitely.
( Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, Reply)

YUPYUPYUP ^_^
this'un for me.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:32, Reply)

*CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK*
Man, what a bunch of fun=spoiling twunts...
I bet they're touching Prince's ham right now.
( kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:51, Reply)

i'm in.
gaz rob and see if he's ok with this - perhaps it should be phrased precisely to make this work smoothly.
( postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:35, Reply)

I love a good bit of mob mentality. COUNT ME IN!
I'm not as interested in making them waste their money as I am in reading some snippy letters from them.

I imagine that a company like this has a lot of time on their hands.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:57, Reply)

Clicks...
...for Great Justice.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:38, Reply)

in
for gawd and cuntry
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:56, Reply)

^^ this
all of them :-)
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:29, Reply)

this is going to be shit on monumental proportions

( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, Reply)

^ ^
THIS
( c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)

Winnar!
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:59, Reply)

YES!
*clicked*
( ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, Reply)

Source material
www.websheriff.com/websheriff/media.htm
(rpozz, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, Reply)

I <3 b3ta
We* not only give a virtual raspberry to people we don't like. When we get told off, rather than let it be, we also stick our collective middle finger up and order them to sit.

Stick it to the man/men/women!

*we refers to those talented and motivated enough to submit an entry to the comp's
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:42, Reply)