Watching Man vs Food
and the bloke on the show battling his way through 7lbs worth of burger... Wife pipes up and says "£7 that's cheap for all that food"
( arsefez is back, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:53, 101 replies)

You typed 'worth' there.
When spoken after a numerical value of pounds, it naturally suggests a monetary value, as opposed to a weight.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:56, closed)

It does
but then he's American so one naturally makes allowances...
( arsefez is back, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:31, closed)

Fair enough.
Them wot hasn't speaching proper.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:37, closed)

Loike wot us does.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:05, closed)

amazing number of people on here who are proud of marrying retards

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:59, closed)

stay strong Dr S it will happen for you one day.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:00, closed)

are you saying my wife has a degenerative brain disease?
bit of a thoughtless way to let us know
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:07, closed)

Don't worry, he could just be saying that she'll leave you and then you'll marry a retard

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:16, closed)

ah right so ... that's OK then

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:17, closed)

Or course she has.
Look at who she married...
( Muns, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:31, closed)

retards attractive women
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:08, closed)

are you going Albert again?
only there's not much respect left to lose after your desperate defence of life in a dreary Surrey commuter village
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:15, closed)

Time for you to bust out the daily mail article proclaiming your crib as top of the shitpits. That pizzaoven must have added literally pounds in value. You're quids in mate.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:23, closed)

pipe down, sock puppet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:38, closed)

It's ok you're grim ex-council house decking and upvc french door secrets are safe with me.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:41, closed)

"your"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:43, closed)

Sorry, pal doing other things at the same time, we all can't devote our lives to hundreds of thousands of messageboard posts 24/7 double shift on the weekends.
Feeling a bit fragile today mate ? You know deletions and ignoring users. It's just a bit of pisstaking about your pleb decking, get over it tommy tearful.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:00, closed)

you are encouragingly interesting

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)

The only conclusion to be drawn from your reply...
...is that you find retards attractive.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:20, closed)

everybody wants to fuck a mong

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:21, closed)

Tears For Fears' less successful follow up single

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:27, closed)

and last years entry at the Eurovision Mong Contest

( arsefez is back, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:34, closed)

Excellent work

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:50, closed)

actual lol ^

(McChinaman banned, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:52, closed)

Is that why you won't let
your wife leave the house?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:54, closed)

no
I keep her locked up in case she gets a sudden urge to move to a commuter village of the damned outside Basingstoke or Guildford.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:58, closed)

move to a commuter village of the damned outside Basingstoke or Guildford wander about the streets of our crime ridden council estate
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:07, closed)

yerr ... it's like Bogotá here ... one time a few years ago somebody let down the tyre on my push bike

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:24, closed)

Bogota has a very bad press. You know things of changed in recent years.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:33, closed)

I know one thing that hasn't changed: the difference between "have" and "of".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:39, closed)

Yes. I balme edukation or lack of sleep.
Good though that you could auto correct.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:40, closed)

typical Yorkshire

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:19, closed)

trouble with me being Lancastrian and living in exile.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:27, closed)

filthy race traitor

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:49, closed)

... or that all attractive women are retarded

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:43, closed)

this is what all hideous women tell themselves

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:44, closed)

or they would if they could actually pronounce "attractive" with their misshapen, simian jaws

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)

well, you would know
science geek
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:07, closed)

oof ... good insult
how about teasing me for being tall and attractive next?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:19, closed)

there is no such thing as a tall guy on the internet
they are all short, and most of them are bald
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:22, closed)

No
You've just been unlucky.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:22, closed)

hang on, i'll bend my knees and you can shout it up at me again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:23, closed)

Oi!
I'll have you know I'm 6'8". And I give loads to charity. And my dad's an astronaut.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:31, closed)

your mum must be massive ... astronauts are generally under six foot
(do you have her number?)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:42, closed)

best put a cap on over that bald spot
the weather's turned a bit chilly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:47, closed)

I find it truly bizzare
that you continue to use someone's mastery of a field so much more complex and demanding than your own as an insult.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:44, closed)

anyone who thinks law is neither complex nor demanding is either a lousy troll or rather dimwitted
however, i am not 100% sure if that is what you said, it was a bit muffled due to your tongue and fingers being rammed so far up shambles' puckered arsehole. "mastery" indeed. hahahahaha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:46, closed)

it's arcane and tedious ... that's not really the same
to compare it to a genuinely difficult subject is ... odd ... you must have noticed that the maths and science undergrads all had better results in harder subjects ... surely

(my offers for law were at least one grade or two below my offers for maths, for example)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:57, closed)

it's neither of those two things
getting clients the result they want is challenging and rewarding, especially when the area is academically complex. unless you've practised in it for at least a few years, so you get to do the good stuff, you'd have no idea.

what we can all agree on is that maths and science people tend to be severely lacking in social skills and attractive women. which was my point. any comparison between law and science was baggysock's and baggysock's alone.

he's your sock now, btw. he lurves you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)

You're repeatedly using "science geek" as an insult.
From you, it's like peasants on the side of the road pointing and shouting "haha rich man!" as someone drives past in a bentley.

And I'd like to add that these opinions are completely independent from my Shambo obsession. I've absolutely no idea what the prick does.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:14, closed)

hardly
it's like me pointing and laughing at a shambling gimp in a white coat blinking through his massive spack glasses and unable to hold a conversation without looking at his shoes.

and who wouldn't laugh at that.

he's self-appointed qotw "moderator". duh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:16, closed)

the fact that you keep telling yourself that we have no social skills or attractive partners
is a pretty direct admission that you know that we're cleverer than you
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:17, closed)

being cleverer than people (in your own head at least) does seem to be a BIG thing for you
is this what happens when you can't measure success by anything tangible?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:21, closed)

people who measure success in physical objects have already failed at life

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:23, closed)

Whatever makes you feel better about your depressing ex-council semi
in a slum estate.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:29, closed)

it's scant compensation
but at least I didn't take the kids to Florida in monsoon season
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:34, closed)

You cling onto that

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:58, closed)

it's all I've got after all

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:21, closed)

Bizarrely, it hasn't rained once...

View from my bedroom this morning...overlooking the Intracoastal

s7.postimg.org/9cafa4yqz/image.jpg
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:45, closed)

And with a napkin saying Albert Marshmallow

s29.postimg.org/dgnddxu7r/image.jpg
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:48, closed)

fascinating ... this August had 20 rainy days and 20% above average rainfall ... they must have got their sums wrong

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:34, closed)

is that why you bang on about your degrees and how much you apparently earn?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:45, closed)

I suppose it might be if I'd mentioned either of those things more than twice in the decade or so I've been here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:49, closed)

twice a day more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:51, closed)

the fact that you think about this several times a day despite me never mentioning it is somewhat revealing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:52, closed)

dear god man, you bleat on about it nonstop, it's dreadfully noveau
Never really occurred to me that I should be either proud or ashamed of owning houses.

It's just a consequence of being born with a big brain and earning money. I might as well be proud of my inside leg measurement. You have a very peculiar set of ideas about what it's actually like to be financially successful.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:20, 1 Reply)

I know I'm bright.

I have a doctorate in something extremely complicated and I invent extremely clever things for large amounts of money for a living.

I don't want to sound mean or owt but I'm so far out of your intellectual league that we may as well be different species.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 16 Jul, 12:17, 2 Replies)

you can't possibly still be upset about the fact I can afford to spend money on frivolous things

it's been months, petal

why do you even care?

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 25 Jun, 17:52, 2 Replies)

Can I not be Switzerland?

I've got money and I'm quite tidy and racist.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:41, 1 Reply)

That's very considerate but I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there.

Not sure why you don't have the money if trite cartoon furry pictures are comparable to renaissance cherubs though. It's almost as if ... you know ... that's a fatuous comparison.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, I like this!, More)

I've accidentally managed to be successful and happy with a smashing family and a lot of money and a fun yet challenging career.


(
Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:08, More)

I've got lots of money.

Send envy.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:48, I like this!, More)

I've never been described as anything less than "terribly handsome" in the real world.

I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:52, 1 Reply)

My scrubber credentials have slumped a little what with being educated and rich and sophisticated and ting.

I'd get my head kicked in for being an oo la la nancy boy.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:21, I like this!, More)

I like my job.

I do interesting stuff and they pay me lots of money and at least several of my colleagues aren't total prickends.

(
Dr. Shambolic
, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:13, 2 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:54, closed)

Out of context, that shit is pretty funny.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:28, closed)

If I weren't me, I'd almost certainly want to be my friend on the basis of all that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:35, closed)

Don't forget his charity work
or his good looks. Or him being over 6 foot.

All round top bloke really.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:52, closed)

I don't do any charity work.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:53, closed)

He cant measure his cock by anything tangible
Microns hardly count
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:03, closed)

Yeah, but law is only complex because of arbitrary human bullshit.
Plus, someone always knows how it works, because they either came up with it, or had it explained to them in detail. And we could choose to make that shit a lot simpler if everyone was less of a massive douchebag.

On the other hand, science is genuinely complex, and actually has to be figured out by people... you can try and invent arbitrary science if you like, but that lumps you in with creationists, homeopaths, scientologists, and people who eat toast without any butter.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:57, closed)

toast without butter??!?
fuck off ... that's not a thing
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:59, closed)

I swear I saw it happen once.
Then I went somewhere and wept quietly.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:00, closed)

fuck

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:17, closed)

that's a bit narrow minded and dismissive
yes sometimes people are douchebags, but sometimes there is no easy answer to some very difficult questions, and there has to be a dispassionate way of resolving them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:15, closed)

Of course we need law, and people to implement it.
We also need toilet cleaners and pig-wankers. But none of these roles are particularly dignified.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:24, closed)

you sound a bit bitter
cut down on the lemons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:45, closed)

Oi you leave those pig wankers alone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)

In the grand scale of human endeavour
dealing with law is utterly banal. Only someone with both a very limited education and experience of the world could think otherwise. Unless you are involved in making laws it's little more than bureaucracy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:59, closed)

oh you poor boy
you should get back to your village quickly, it must be missing its idiot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:04, closed)

Given your profession
I hope that's just banter
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:51, closed)

funnily enough, yes
right busman's holiday that would be, posting legal debates on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:06, closed)

I wasn't really refering to legal debates
more reading comprehension and logic.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:08, closed)

well, when your posts show some grasp of either/both, maybe you can move on to-
yeah right, like that's ever going to happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:23, closed)

The only conclusion?
Have you been to school?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:50, closed)

Given the context here is "Baggenfrock said it"...
Yes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:16, closed)

BAWBAG

(McChinaman banned, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:58, closed)

BAWBAG

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:03, closed)

Come on guys!
We can get this over the line surely.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:26, closed)

dunno ... it's kind of lost its shine after the Florida debacle ... I might delete a few posts to keep it in double figures

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:34, closed)

99?

( arsefez is back, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)

Flakey.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:40, closed)

duh... just worked that one out!

( arsefez is back, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:04, closed)