Humiliating tasks for a friend's stag do
It's a friend's stag night tomorrow, and we've been told to come up with a set of small tasks for him to do designed to humilliate him. These may or may not include props. If you can think of any interesting suggestions, post them here. BTW it's a Red-Dwarf themed stag night. One of my friends is trying to find the most embarassing outfit he can find for the groom to be and we're all going to claim there really was an episode in which it was worn.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think that it's terrible
That nobody cares that Farrah Fawcett died yesterday. They only care about this Michael Jackson person!

Shame on them, the world has lost another sexy lady!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Friday game
Uxbridge English Dictionary.

Have you noticed any new definations to words? If you have, please let us know. To start, I give you Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damn you Jacko
You've broken Sickipedia.

So apart from the awful jokes and whatever the fuck V was doing down there anyone got anything exciting planned for the weekend?

And a question... hmmm you can kill a celebrity, bring one back from the dead and possess the body of one for a day. Who, who and who.....GO!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The M*ch**l J**k*o* Refuage Thread.
A bit like a HSH, except refuage for the inevitable spam from people who just have to tell the internet, right now, before their brains explode and sickipedia remains offline.

So, up to much today?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Can we all please accept that
whatever "hilarious" michael jackson joke you're about to post is

a) actually not that funny
and
b) has probably been posted before either on here on or one of the other boards.

He's dead, he was a nonce, he was a great musician, it's kind of sad as he was a really fucked up person, but he was still a nonce so it's not that sad.

Now lets talk about something funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

According
To close sources, MJ is 99% plastice so will be melted down for lego.

Let the kids play with HIM for a change!!

/coat
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Random question with tenuous musical link
last lines from a song

If I would, could you?

edit: change that a bit. favourite last lines from a song.

mine are probably either: I hope, I hope, you choke
or: let's get out of here. word to your mother
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're all bad terrible wronguns who are gonna burn in disco hell for this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No V, no!
Use the butter, please! It burns!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Is that enough for you V?
Do you want some more?

Do you?

Do you?

Yeah, tell me you love it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

For sale
One white glove.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*spluffs*

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Couple more ought to do it

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Down

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Faster, faster!

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the spot baby

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I'm surprised there aren't more Jacko jokes around by now...

Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an 'etch-a-sketch'...

So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:42, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And some more

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Down

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I am making roast beef noms for dinner.
Tis 8.46 and won't be ready till 10pm, but I don't care. I am going to eat like a prince tonight.

By the way - McDonalds announced their new McJackson burger - a 50 year old piece of meat in between 7 year old buns.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:47, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nooooo

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Poor old MJ
I heard his last words were "Beat it, beat it, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

*Runs off, quickly*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NEWSFLASH!
They've checked the security footage at his house, and discovered the cause of his heart attack.

He was hit by, he was struck by, a smooth criminal!

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:48, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It would appear that Farrah Fawcett is dead as well
So now my dad has no one to wank over. Poor fella.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

place your bets
What are the odds on a load of condolence books opening up?

and another sweepstake:
Who's the most obscure 'celebrity' they can roll out to get a soundbite out of?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)

Here we go..
"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"?

"Michael"

"Michael who"?


"That's showbiz"!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well it was bound to happen one day
Apparantly Mr Michael Jackson has actually kicked the bucket.

Im going to blame it on the boogie

hahahahahahahaha

EDIT: Oh no one actually knows. I bet its a publicity stunt.

Edit: Nope I think he's actually dead.

Edit: Yep. Definately dead.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)