That thread was a heap of shit-bollocks. I'm ashamed of you all.
Food revelations: what are your most recent culinary discoveries/developments - what's your latest 'thing'?

I have two:
1. Chilli salt: it's about a quid from oriental supermarkets, and is fucking brilliant on almost everything APART FROM ICE CREAM LOL!!!! I cannot get enough of it.
2. Mint: Following an increased interest in Vietnamese food I have come to understand that I have been criminally under-using this splendid herb and have been caning the tits off it accordingly

Alt: shit piss cunt bollocks
Altalt: recommend a book, film or album which I can abuse you roundly for so doing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:31, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Gid moaning.
Got much on the day?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 7:58, 244 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:01, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a cunt is Andy Murray?
Alt: best and worst smell?

fucking hell I am bored.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:48, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

wedding stories
anything ever happened to you at a wedding? been married? did it last?

alt funeral?
altalt birthday party?
altaltalt good afternoon?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:39, 230 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so
i am a bridesmaid in a few weeks. part one of the hen-do is this weekend. i am treating the bride, and everyone else is booking themselves in. which they have done. i ring the spa to book for us.

FUCKING FULLY BOOKED. there will be a hen-do with no bride and no bridesmaid. this is a pretty major fucked-up fuck-up.

when did you last fuck something up?

alt: i am going to alton towers on fri, and we have the fancy VIP platinum bands. which ride should we take on first?

altalt: vegetarian sushi day. what's for lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:03, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you know any first aid?
A guy here had an epileptic fit today next to me. I didn't know what to do, apart from seeing he didn't bang his head, I just hit the panic button and stood looking vaguely embarrassed, until someone turned up who knew what to do. Then the paramedics turned up, and I'm still filling forms in.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:02, 24 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Some bird with half an arm is presenting children's bbc, it's creepy
Best kiddies tv program?

Alt: favourite euphamism
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:05, 192 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That shit thread was shit.
This evening I have a choice of fillet, rump, sirloin or rib eye steak. Which should I choose?

Alt: tights or stockings?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:55, 328 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So just now I was trimmng my hedge
and found a pear tree

what innuendos can you make from your monday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:10, 39 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So who's with Natwest?
Anyone have a tale of woe from their latest IT blip?

I've just been discussing this with some people at work, and one of them tells me he's had two bank accounts since he was 20, one for all his bills and the other for just spending money so it's not a problem. I have never considered a spare bank account have you lot?

What are your plans for the week? I'm going for a meeting then a drink in London on wednesday. I'll try not to steal anything.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:25, 107 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

some have said it has dried up on here a bit because we all know each other too well
so tell us something NEW about yourself, that you have never admitted before.

alt: what is the most misguided piece of advice you have ever heard??

alt alt: how often do you wash your bedding???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:38, 139 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Life is shit and then you die.
Discuss.

Alt: something about food.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:33, 264 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Blimet, Cameron's got the gloves off.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/return-of-the-nasty-party-as-david-cameron-looks-at-stripping-welfare-benefits-7879749.html

Could you move back home? It would have driven me crazy, at 25.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:57, 103 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

BBC NEWS LINK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18570445

The comments are lol, fat fuckers.

So guess what bit of gossip happened to me this weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:13, 113 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nice sunny morning. Good day to you all.
I had a fucking superb weekend, did you? Not even revelations regarding dirty thieving little scrotes spoilt it. Plus now everyone will shut up about football for a bit. Leaving the way clear to crap on about tennis and the fucking Olympics. Since they did away with the pankration, the whole thing is bent.

Alt: We have a lovely Canadian chap who I know from my trip to Iceland coming to stay for a week, from Weds. What would you say is unmissable for the overseas visitor? He's doing a masters in Viking Studies in Rekyavik so that's his bag: British Museum and Stonehenge are essential, I reckon.

Alt alt: shut up, no one cares.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 8:26, 261 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How is Sunday going for you lot?
At what time does despair at an incoming Monday manifest?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:43, 223 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is the quendiferous evening thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:56, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sat by the pond with a coffee and a sleeping baby, goslings are nibbling at the grass and the sun is shining its gentle warmth on the world
To compound this picture of serenity Pantera 'fucking hostile' has just come on shuffle.

Morning all, who's got a hangover?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:53, 112 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Everyone says Jeff is a bender
But I reckon he's alright, probably.
Tell the group your real life experiences of thedogfucker.

Alt: Anyone feel up to letting Cavy or Blousie cop a feel? Go on, it's been ages...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:28, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

EVENING THREAD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, 173 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

NEW THREAD
Weekend plans etc?

alt: Most annoying thing someone can do, I think it's talking about themselves in the third person.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:41, 42 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So, what famous dead person would you like to meet, and why?
Just been reading some stuff about Alan Turing, sounds a top bloke. Crypanalysis sounds way cool, in fact, it's making me consider a maths A-level, I just scraped O-level in it, which I consider shit.
On the subject of exams, do you have any opinion on the relative merits of GCSE v O-level, which is being considered?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:33, 223 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

well, that was a shit thread
Every Friday we put spotify on in the office and everyone chooses songs. What would your choice be?

I like to line up songs containing the names of staff members, Louise by NOFX, Hey Joe, Wake Up Little Susie, It's Tricky and Jackie Big Tits by The Kooks.
What's your (favourite if you don't want to provide your real name here) name song?

alt why is b3ta so shit and failing?
alt alt lunch?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:29, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I expect to have a hangover on Sunday. What are your recommended cures?
Alt: salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?
Altalt: best app you can recommend?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:16, 29 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

As of today, the days are getting shorter, winter is on its way.
How jolly.

Weekend plans? Obviously a small number of our merrie band are attending Batstock in town, but what else is a'gwan?

Alt: Yes, it's the Rebel MC, ruff like a ninja, stings like a bee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:26, 137 replies, latest was 13 years ago)