This is the future
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/22/bionic_mannequins_are_looking_at_you/

And it's pretty creepy.

Alt: What shall I cook for dinner, I've had chips today so something relativly light plz xxx
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:19, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so further to the explanation of a greggs hat
what memes don't you get (not just on b3ta)? are they funny or not? a pirate recording of monty and stunned singing "greggs hat bebbeh" for the winner.

alt: would you ever wear red shoes?

altalt: what exercise do you do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:55, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What were some of your favourite books when you were a child?
AND WHAT WAS IT YOU LIKED ABOUT THEM - just listing names of books IZ STRICTLY VERBOTEN as it's fucking dull.

A couple of favourite books were these:

www.abebooks.co.uk/Shetland-Peg-Stubbs-Joanne-Faber-London/651410032/bd
Fuck knows why I liked it as I've never given a shit about horses but when I was about 4 I read it all the fucking time. I think it was the pictures wot dun it for me. Read it with my kid last weekend, she seemed to like it.

www.amazon.com/Twin-otters-Indians-Inez-Hogan/dp/B0007E1JSQ
This one was sent over from Canada by relatives and again I reread it fucking endlessly.

When I was a little older I was obsessed with The Coral Island by RM Ballantyne and Lost in the Barrens by Farley Mowatt: both Robinson Crusoe-esque survival yarns. Always wishing I was somewhere else. Reminds me of bashes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:09, 224 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, as a result of changing to a Christmas username, I am now thinking about Christmas.
So what sort of Christmas decorations will you bother with at home?

Alt:Worst gift you’ve ever received?

AltAlt: Suggest a TV programme for a B3tan to appear on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning, customers of /OT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:42, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cunts.
Alt: Wankers
Alt:alt: Pricks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:59, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright
Alt: pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:40, 209 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well this is more dire than diarrhoea on a diorama with dire straits in the background
if you could say/tweet anything to anyone, celebrity or otherwise, what would it be?

alt: so the last two socially acceptable prejudices are gingerism and fattist. would you rather be ginger or fat?

altalt: would you ever pay for sex or sleep with anyone who had been paid for sex?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:44, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

123 is a good place to end it.
Anyway... NASA have made a discovery "For the history books" but they won't confirm what it is...
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/21/mars_rover_discovery_theory_possible/

I bet it will be really interesting and not something like they've found some sort of chiral isotope of benzene or some shit.

Alt: Are you in a flood risk area? It's fucking pissing it down here.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:45, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Things you wish you hadn't said
After ream-gate, what do you wish you'd not said/texted/emailed?

Alt:
House moving woes (/indulgent)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stupid arguments
I am currently engaged in the most ridiculous argument with the cunts who designed our website. The 'customers' list report includes people who haveen't purchased ie they ARE NOT BY ANY DEFINITION CUSTOMERS. To me, this means the report is wrong: the prick actually stated 'you do not have to make an order to become a customer'. I am reduced to sending him links to dictionary sites.

What was the last stupid argument you had? Did you win? Were there no winners?

I'm glad that Kroney and his moth bride never argue and that is why he is happy to dedicate every single day of the rest of his life to her. A happy tale for us all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:47, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so kroney is scared of moths
what scares the shit out of you?

alt: who is the most boring person you know?

altalt: who would you drag behind a motorbike?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MORNING !!!
A bit of Godwin to start the day??

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/20/deflation-planning-enemy-in-our-midst?mobile-redirect=false

Has our non-elected leader finally lost it?

alt: Hands up if you had bacon this morning

altalt: Will it ever stop raining, or is building some sort of Ark in order?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:07, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

EVENING!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:54, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink time
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/507242.stm

When was the last time you were affected by 'serious disruption' ?

Alt: Is there anyone famous at all that you'd be shocked to learn was a filthy kiddy fiddler?

Altalt: Who should host a radio show what doesn't already?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:42, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like pale heaving boobies
like in historical Carry On movies. What kind of boobies do you like. If you don't like boobies how do you like your cock?

Alt: If yo could make a superhero movie which superhero would you choose/create?

Altalt: Weirdest thing you ever had a tug to.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:58, 74 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

People who get the lift to and from the 1st floor really annoy me.
What's annoyed you today?

Alt. I also got a bit pissed off with none working lift doors.
What's the last inanimate object you were angry with?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:39, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink time
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3777813.stm

If you had a puppet what form would it take?

Alt: Best driving song. I say the 1812 overture.

Altalt: Best thing to do with chicken.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:49, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what are you having for lunch?
Alt- discuss music

Alt alt- discuss FILM

Alt alt alt- post a BBC news link.

Inclusive thread is inclusive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:36, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know those supremarket marketingthings, where they say 'if you do your weekly shop with us, we'll give you some money off your fuel'?
How many of those do you fall for? It seems to me, most people have a supermarket that they like and they use that one. Or are you a supermarket whore? Do you have 'staff' that do that sort of thing for you?
Why don't they just make their fucking fuel cheaper in the first place?

Alt: Is there a difference in quality between brand names and places like Aldi?

Alt Alt: Why is everyone banging on about xmas music? It's fucking November!

EDIT: I really need to start typing faster.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:43, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink time
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20405547

What was the last thing that shocked you?

Alt: What retailers could be improved with a drive-through?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:40, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright faeces faces?
If you wanted advice from a B3tan on any subject, who would you ask and what advice would you want?

Alt: How will you spend your Christmas? (or if you're Muslim your 'winter festival').

I know this is a shit thread, before you say anything. What else does it need? Perhaps some tired references to your mother, or my mother? Mentions of nommy breakfast? Well, fuck off. I don't care. By christ you're looking even more ugly than usual this morning. Turn that webcam off, go on a diet and get some fresh air.




( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 8:22, 224 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10268581

When was the last time you were left disheartened by a fake death rumour?

Alt: Beatles or Stones || Oasis or Blur || Big or Vice Versa || Star Trek or Star Wars

Altalt: If you could film a documentary what would it be about?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Look!
A new thread that isn't about music.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:06, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Only a cretin would start a thread at half five, so...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20324299

What do you think about this?

From my own experience I have to say I felt no reason to rebel against the musical tastes of my parents, and I feel very grateful to my old man for introducing me to music which remains amongst my favourites to this day. With this in mind I am hoping my kid sees sense and gets into the good stuff, although I am resigned to the fact that she is likely to get into shit kids' pop music at some point, if only to get on with other children.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:36, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Busy day today you pricks
think I'll work from home tomorrow to make up for it.

alt: Monday evening, is drinking acceptable?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:30, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)