some questions from a team "ice breaker" I'm going to tomorrow
1. What is your biggest fear?
2. What is your proudest achievement?
3. Have you ever had a run in with the law?
4. Tell us your weirdest celebrity crush?
5. What is the worst lie you have ever told?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:14, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Turns out that Paulo Di Canio wasn't sieg heiling he was telling the bus to stop.
What else have you misunderstood?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:07, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whilst I don’t particularly care, I expect you all want to bore each other, so;
How was your Easter weekend?

Alt: posh or oily?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:21, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They're suing michael jackson's doctor's employers for $40b
They're saying that's how much he could have gotten from his latest tour.

That's fucking mental.

I haven't been to sleep yet, I was just getting to sleep at 3 when there was a work emergancy. Today's gonna be FUN.

alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 6:56, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where is teh gay shift?
This place used to be buzzing with nonces when the gay shift started where are you all?

Bumming each other and watching lemonparty?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 1:22, Reply)

CHANGES TO BENEFITS.
Go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 0:02, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who wants something

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:56, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Listen blud you don't wanna make this hard, hand over your money, your phone and your pokemon cards.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:10, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just been chopping veg on the same board as raw meat without washing it.
Fuck you and your pansy pork germs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:01, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I pulled
So I pulled last night, with a gorgeous girl. But I had a few problems with my erection due to massive amounts of mephedrone!

My question is do I pretend it didn't happen and move on or text her and tell her she was shit in bed and that's why I
Couldn't get it up? Or should I just come clean and tell her I am into kids?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 15:43, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(GermanGuy invaded on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 13:44, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright
MOD EDIT: Don't do that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 11:14, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You talk like a fag
and your shit's all retarded
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 9:37, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

evening

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 17:58, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body
alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 10:57, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who's watching dr who then
i think it's shit but don't let my opinion stop you having a super evening
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 18:13, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you like eggs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 15:09, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well that wasn't a very good thread was it
I can play the pi-an-o, pi-an-o, pi-an-o,
I can play the pi-an-o, actually I can't

What can you not do?

Alt: best pokey bum wank?

AltAlt: good morning
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 6:50, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am a cunt
I think I might be. I post on /board /links /talk /OT /qotw

I think that makes me a cunt. If so anyone that responds to this is a cunt by default.

It's great to be back you gays!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 21:33, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what about the weather, eh?
I'm sitting here, staring at the falling snow, in what is close enough to the month of april as to make no difference.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over!

Alt: Massive Drugs, which do you prefer?

Alt:Alt: Who here grows their own food?
(GermanGuy invaded on, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:22, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

evening

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:52, 47 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, tell me about your day.
Are you bogwanking?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:53, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well today is going to be a LONG LONG DAY
North Korea seems to be the latest villain for Hollywood
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/and-hollywoods-latest-bad-guys-are-the-north-koreans-8553970.html
Who should be the bad guys?

Alt: How can I keep myself occupied till 5pm?

Alt:alt: The local Sandwich shop is closed, what am I going to eat?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 8:21, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 5:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hey

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 22:44, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't care just throw it down thread
Get it off your chest.

Alt: Say "sorry" to some poster you upset

Alt:alt Say "fuck you" to a poster you should have done

A thread without questions whatever next?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 19:58, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey, hippies!
I am fair pissing in my tie-dyed pants about this:

www.o2shepherdsbushempire.co.uk/event/52901/hawkwind-perform-warrior-on-the-edge-of-time-tickets

It’s their best ever LP, played in full – on a Saturday night. Winders and Tango at the very least need to get on board for this one, don’t be spastics.

Of course, if you can’t make it, there’s always

www.amazon.co.uk/Hawkwind--Treworgey-29th-July-1989/dp/B001G4ANAQ/ref=sr_1_14?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1364487921&sr=1-14

LOL

Se’sly though, I haven’t been this excited since ‘Homework Refusal’ announced they were playing at Infest. I now have 5 months to source some mind-melting acid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:37, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the best job you've ever had.
Positive posts only please. I know how to count to ten!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:50, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)