Ha ha ha What a bunch of pricks
metro.co.uk/2013/04/18/terrorists-who-planned-to-blow-up-ta-centre-with-toy-car-jailed-3640009/

"Iqbal and Ahmed spoke about making an improvised explosive device (IED) based upon instructions in an al-Qaeda manual entitled ‘make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom – by the al-Qaeda chef’
Fuck even the cooks make bombs, what should we do to rehabilitate Terrorists?

Alt: I could really eat Cherry pie and ice cream, what would you really like?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:33, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's do a foody one, haven't had one of those in a little while.
I'm off down the cockfosters later on, they got a real-butchers and a posh fishmongers.

I might score myself some monkfish 'cus I ain't treated myself in a while, put it in one of those paper bag things with some pak-choy, oriental-condiments, chili, spring-onion and then serve it up with some boiled baby potatos.

Or I'm thinking I haven't had calv's liver in a little while.

What sort of posh nosh do you like to make?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:11, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I've started watching Lie to Me on Netflix
it's entertaining enough. However the entire show revolves around this conversation at the end of the show.
Did you do that crime thing?
NO! I totally didn't!
You're lying I can tell by your face holes!
Dammit, I am lying, I confess!

If they didn't confess and just said, "shut up" then they'd never get caught.

So moving on, which is better Love film or Netflix.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:08, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has everyone been shot?
FFS its Friday, people. Get posting now. Tell me about your weekend plans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:28, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday morning \o/
So last night I had a spicy beef pizza it had three kinds of chilli in it*
So pizzas how do you like yours? Thin crust? Deep pan?

Alt: So Pics. Have been released of the Boston bombers, who would have thought they would be Asian? What other racial stereotypes do you believe?

*Jalapeno, Habanero & Scotch bonnet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:05, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dtop?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:40, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dtop talking about that shit -
THIS IS IMPORTANT


( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:58, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread for Jeff.
In his speech to the people of Boston today Obama said that if whoever planted that bomb wanted to intimidate the US, they had picked the wrong city.
Which city should they have picked and why?

Alt: Talk about something other than work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:28, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahaha

yeah

hahahahahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:44, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell me about the last spastic injury you inflicted upon yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:22, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

5-7pm loser thread.
Even though it's Chicken Thursday I am in a filthy temper and feel like punching someone in the face tonight. Preferably a pensioner.

What are your evening plans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:53, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So should I buy Skyrim for £20 or, given that I hae no time to play computer games at teh moment
should I wait until the Game of the Year edition comes out with all the add on packs included?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:39, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

anyone know offhand what the maximum following capacitance is for a 5U4G rectifier?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:30, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How do you think Battered broke his foot
Test driving a Tonka, wrestling an Action Man or jumping over a dolls house?

Consider this thread the Battered's Broken Bones Book Of Condolence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:46, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:36, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guess who has broken his foot and has to wear a cast and hobble on crutches?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:32, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright?
Quiet in here, innit bruv?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:53, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I find it difficult to believe that offtopic has exhausted it's supply of dreary self referential stories of dullness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:53, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

These are quite an impressive videos
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22195873

So one's been impressed by the citizen journalist style mobile phone footages that have/had been shared/share in the last few week. Do you think smart phones is making a difference to the covering of news and are this a good thing?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:25, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread was really fucking annoying.
Sorry, I do of course mean that it 'were' really annoying.

What do you find to be annoying?

Alt: I'm really annoyed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:16, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

1 in 4 adults in Croydon and the same proportion of children is MORBIDLY OBESE.
Not 'a bit chubby', not 'fat', but 'fat enough to be life-threatening'. The council are considering banning new fast-food outlets because of course it's their fault. Not that keen-eyed businessfolk have seen the unquenchable demand in the CR postcode area for halal chicken and revolting pizzas and have responded by (literally) catering to it.

What I don't understand is how a child has anough time to become that fat. Getting my daughter to sit still enough to get even a moderately-sized meal down her is challenge enough.

I blame COMPUTERS. And ASYLUM SEEKERS.

EDITED FOR THE SIMPLE: what do you think about this?

Alt: today is Halal Fried Chicken Thursday. Peace to my Croydon niggaz in the pen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:22, 202 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah just start a thread then fuck off why don’t you PJ?
So Chicken Thursday in lieu of a boring chicken sandwich I have left over sweet’n’sour chicken, are you celebrating Chicken Thursday? If so, how so?

Alt: I found this article I’m sure it will be of interest to Kroney
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22130854
What have you seen of late that has got your interest?

Alt:alt: Todays earworm is “Sympathy for the Devil” whats yours?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well thanks a fucking bunch Monty
I just got an email from Amazon recommending I buy THIS
( Peej, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thatcher's dead

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:43, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening saddo thread.
So I just paid £60 to go LARPing with Cavy and her mates. what's the geekiest thing you did recently?

ALt: cycled to work today after a 6-month break, I am simultaneously glad I did it and aware how out of shape I am. How did you make yourself proud recently?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:22, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:06, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just nipping to the shops before they close

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:43, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

look no carrots, this may be the definitive answer
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/mar/06/how-make-perfect-cornish-pasties
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:25, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ed balls

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:05, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, that thread hasbeen blocked by my firewall
so which is your favorite Jean-Claude Van Damme film?

alt: who would win a 3 way rumble betweem JCVD, Steven Segal and Dolph Lungren?

altalt: afternoon tea?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:21, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)