cool new thread
Are you cool? Why are you/aren't you?

Who is cool? Who isn't?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:24, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So is Frank dead?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 20:18, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Someone on my facebook feed has just posted 'English course finished! Passed exam's yay!!'
What other vaguely amusing but mundane shit do you have to share?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 18:04, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what do you think about breastplates?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 16:47, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yo.
I'm coming out of DJ retirement next Friday for my first proper gig in a couple of years.

When did YOU last come out of DJ retirement next Friday for your first proper gig in a couple of years?

Alt: I think I'm going to play it safe and play funk records. Everyone likes them, right?

EDIT I'm actually a bit nervous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:02, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Windy Piggy in the middle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)

LAST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:00, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya gang!!!! It's me Monty off 'teh interwebz'!!! LOL!!!
Have a pearoast!!!!! Have this roasted pea - for that is his name!!!!!

Just wanted to point out that a way to make swearing EVEN MORE FUNNY AND RUDE than it already is, it to make up portmanteau words, this is especially extra-LOL if you put an animal's name in there too!!

Twunt off, you willy-otter!!!!!!

Alt: so, Stanley Matthews eh? I mean - eh?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:37, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so this morning i've been pissed off by the shop having sold out of nice smooth tropicana
leaving only the disgusting pulpy filled shit that is like drinking orange flavoured period and people making the lift stop at every single floor. what rudeness and inconsiderateness have you witnessed/committed?

alt: how honest/blunt are you? do you tell lies when it suits, or do you evade the truth, or do you let it all spill out?

altalt: so, federer, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:38, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning.
Views on fracking please?I'd put the BBC link in but it won't work for some reason.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 6:57, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wakey wakey haha but seriously whats for breakfast

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 5:52, Reply)

Nadal knocked out and now Federer...what's going on?
evening all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 20:20, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Home time thread
There's been much talk of money on here today, crass I know, but what (within the bounds of realism) do you think is a really good wage, when are people paid too much, how much would you like to earn?

alt: are you thrifty or profligate?

altalt: do you think Monty might be dead?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:33, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

let's move away from the dull shit and the personal attacks, even if that is what b3ta was founded upon
so CQ thinks that people should be able to use other people's land for free and without repercussions. what do you think?

alt: abortion - is it only a feminist issue? or should the father have rights too?

altalt: i bought some novelty cadbury's chocolate bars for the team: strawberries and cream, oreo cookie, jelly bean and popping candy, and cookie nut crunch. which one do you want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:18, 233 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you could make one change or addition to b3ta what would it be?
Little pictures by your names?
Some kind of ranking system for bestest b3tan of the week?
A new sub-board?

Alt: You've got 24 hours in the city of your choice with no money. What do you do?

Altalt: How do you sleep at night?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:57, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Favorite childhood sweets'n'chocolates?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:56, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Shut ins
So according to Nakers list of days today is
International day against drug abuse and illicit trafficking
How do you plan on being a part of this?

Alt: George Osborne is to detail £11.5bn of Whitehall cuts, whilst watching BBC breakfast I watched mouth agape as this woman laid down her case for “The Arts” not to be impacted by cuts, so cuts what should we cut where, how and why?

Alt:alt: What absolutely useless thing are you good at? Have you got a party trick Etc.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:45, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 22:39, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good evening. Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 19:34, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

vouchers/set menus/wowcher
are you a special offer fiend or do you think that things like groupon and set menus are bound to give you a nastier experience?

tell us tales of pikeyness that you have witnessed/shamefully confess to...

alt: ugliest animal?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:05, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I really wish my burgundy wine glasses fitted into my dishwasher :(
tell me your first world problems.

alt:What socks are you wearing? mine are spotty with an orange cuff, toe and heel.

altalt: i've had my lunch so i don't give a shit about yours
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 13:50, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

UMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNG

(_Battered_, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:47, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Any teachers here?
It looks well paid for little work and mega hols. Or are I denigrating the profession? Teachers I know seem quite well off.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:52, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yet more fanny chat from mumsnet:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1787717-To-think-its-not-normal-to-be-able-to-suck-air-into-your-vagina-and-then-fart-it-out

What physical abnormalities have you encountered in others?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:29, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Banknotes
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23005416

So what if they'll only feature men? They've got the queen on the other side, don't they?

What woman would you want on a banknote?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:28, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)