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Morning Shut insSo according to Nakers list of days today is
International day against drug abuse and illicit trafficking
How do you plan on being a part of this?
Alt: George Osborne is to detail £11.5bn of Whitehall cuts, whilst watching BBC breakfast I watched mouth agape as this woman laid down her case for “The Arts” not to be impacted by cuts, so cuts what should we cut where, how and why?
Alt:alt: What absolutely useless thing are you good at? Have you got a party trick Etc.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not going to take drugs, just like I do every day.I'm an anti-drug abuse HERO
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:49,
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*No drug Fives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:50,
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alt: usual smoke and mirrors bullshitwww.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23029683
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With YOUN face I could understand why you would cut mirrorstee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:55,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:02,
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I'm going to do my bit by burning some drugs.Alt: Of course we should preserve funding for the arts, you philistine. What kind of society do you want to live in?
Altalt: Party tricks are for cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:57,
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ok What absolutely useless thing are you good at?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:00,
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All my skills are totally useful.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:01,
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DUBZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:10,
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No shut up, the arts are importantwe're totes not all luvvies.
She can get to fuck. I'm all in favour of cutting funding for soup kitchen am-dram societies.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:57,
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Hers was interactive performance arts.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:02,
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She had a punch worthy face if that helps explain(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:05,
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For them that missed it the first time aroundNAKERS LIST OF DAYS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:00,
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This place must've been a ghost town on the 18thDid you all go on a march?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:03,
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I'd actually like to see the salaries of Mps removed.Surely representing constituents is a privilege, not a job?
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PLease take this is the way it's intended and i don't mean to be rude, butare you a fucking idiot?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:06,
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Has he not already made that abundantly clear?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:09,
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Give them 5 years in the position, expenses only.Expenses obviously scrutinised minutely.
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What is the difference between drug use, and drug abuse?Alt, the 3 main things they're not cutting are health, education and international aid. Cutting the first 2 would be cutting their own throats, votewise. I really don't think a lot of people care about the aid thing to be honest. Personally, I think we owe a great deal of our wealth to fucking other countries over, so we owe it to them to help. I take it you're in favour of art cuts?
I don't really have a party trick. Sorry.
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It was more that people were talking about social care issues, metal heath and then she chipped in...with the arts thing, it was more of a WTF moment than really being anti-arts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:04,
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Amateur ballet is definitely as much help to the homeless and financially vulnerableas food stations. Don't be such a facist.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:10,
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Sorry K-dog I really don't know what I was thinkingSome times I really should try to be more compassionate to the less fortunate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:12,
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giving aid to countries liek Pakistan, encourages them to not bother developing systems to help their own poorthat sort of thing should be cut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:05,
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Pakistan and India have a nuclear programme.India has a space programme. If they accept aid, they should get rid of these.
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Quite a few countries don't want our "aid"as it actually comes mostly in the form of forced contracts for UK suppliers, and inhibits the development of some of their own industries as competitiors. In theory, the aid program probably makes the UK as much as it costs.
Or it would if companies paid any fucking tax.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:22,
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I think Aid should come with consiquences."Fine, we'll give you £2b or whatever, but if we see your prime minster's wife going on a shopping spree in harrods, or your new private home with a brand new imax 3D cinema, then fuck that shit, we're taking it back"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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pensions, old people bus passes, heating allowances etcthat way they'll die quickly and be less of a financial burden, it's double win
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:03,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:06,
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WIFEY?I didn't know you posted on here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:13,
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I'm not even sure how a three pronged fork will win the war on terror anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:09,
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Altalt: I can make a weird popping noise by putting my finger in my ear and sort of pulling it out again(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:11,
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Other people can hear it tooOr they've told me they can hear it....maybe they're humouring me. Hmm.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:17,
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By 'other people'Do you mean 'the voices in your head'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:21,
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Again, I assume these people are realBut how would I know? I need to pray on this, B3th.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:31,
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You do know that 'b3th' isn't real, don't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:41,
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Abolish VAT. indirect taxation is unfair on the poor. Replace the revenue with higher corporation tax on companies turning over more than £10m (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:11,
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who will just find a way to avoid it or slowly move operations abroad...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:13,
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I don't know where I read this BUTapparently if corporation tax was fully paid, they'd be able to ditch VAT and cut income tax.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:13,
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It's a shit tax, because it's a tax on profits.And if corporations are good at anything it's arseing about with their profits.
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well, except if you didn't tax profits what would you tax?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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fucking water coolers.that's what
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:37,
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we have a tap that does boiliing water, cold and fizzy water in oneI want one at home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:40,
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it's mostly "fully" paidinsofar as companies are extremely good at pretending they don't have profits.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:26,
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I'm not intending it to be taking as a serious post because I can't remember anything about itit's really just a sideline. But yeah, I was meaning in the "if corporations paid the tax they're meant to by the spirit of the law, rather than the exact wording". Obviously they're not going to if they can get away with it, who would?
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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I suspect he acts in order to be holier-than-thourather than becoming holier-than-thou because of his actions, if you understand me.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:32,
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totes, man. like, totes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:36,
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But it's so much easier to blame really really poor people.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:49,
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They smell of newsprint 'cus thats about as close to them as I get.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:12,
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They're spending all our tax money on their benefits They're sitting on big piles of money at the end of the month, not just holding it for less than a week before sending it off to landlords/energy companies/supermarkets.
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Disclaimer I could be completely wrong hereBut wasn't VAT introduced to help fund the Crimean War? (or something similar)
Edit sorry that was Income tax and Napoleonic war (I was pretty far from the mark there)
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You're thinking of income taxand the Napoleonic wars.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:19,
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And I'm thinking of Andrew Marr, apparently.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:20,
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I think you're thinking of carpet tacksand the geordie wor.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:24,
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to reply more seriously.I think the argument is that the arts is such a vanishingly small percentage of government spending anyway that cutting it is pretty pointless as far as cutting the deficit goes. then again it depends if you view the arts as important stuff of a pointless frippery that should not be supported by government in the first place.
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Sadly, this is trueAn awful lot of things make excellent Aunt Sallies for the Daily Mail and the like. "waa waa waa cunts in the armed forces and THIS Lesbian interpretive dance was funded" or "veterans can't heat their homes and this immigrant has a house that costs £12,000 a month" Yes, because Lesbian dance budget is thousands of times less than the defence budget. See also housing benefit costs a lot less than pensions.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:49,
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i for one enjoy lesbian "interpretive dance" on a regular basis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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the problem is that the country is fuckedbecause there are too many stupid people. this is true for many reasons, but in this particular case of funding, they don't put in what they take out.
did you see the guy in the paper who handed over £20 to a guy in the pub when he saw him drop it? the recipient thanked him by beating seven shades of crap out of him, and grinding a severed bar stool leg into his eye, which he lost as a consequence. wtf is wrong with britain, man?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:00,
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how can we fix it?random culls on saturdays on various high streets?
carpet bombing wales?
lethal injection for anyone who got less than a 2:1?
forced sterilisation for anyone called daz, maz, baz or gaz?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:04,
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I'm not keen on their music really but they are nice to look at and so I'm probably against their public execution(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:06,
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typical manshallow as a paddling pool in december
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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I don't think listening to more of their music would make me any "deeper"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:10,
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Are paddling pools shallower in December?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:12,
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it's all getting a little existential over here (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:13,
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well yeahbecause there's no water in them. duh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:23,
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By investing in education and infrastructureAnd taxing you more to pay for it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:09,
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FUCK OFFmy tax bill for july will be seven thousand pounds. do you know how much that hurts, to pay that much tax in one month? arrrrrgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:23,
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I imagine that some of that hurt will be offset by your net pay.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:30,
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No, she works VERY HARD and deserves EVERY PENNY that she gets.She is not IN ANY WAY a bloated fat cat living of the misery of the poor and being grossly over paid for a job that no one needs doing in the first place.
oh no.
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of coursenobody has rights that should be enshrined, and everyone should be allowed to use everyone else's land for free, right?
don't be a handwringing muppet, mm-kay?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:44,
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I wasn't that one blubbing at the thought of paying more tax.also, yes they do and yes they should.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:24,
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the pay is fine, i've always said i am fine with tax, but i think they spunk it on some appalling shitbut the bonus tax hurts. it's only a little bonus, and i worked so fucking hard for it, i gave up weekends, evenings, i get a huge amount of stress... i do think bonuses under a small amount, say £5k, should be tax free, as they are a reward for killing yourself. obv it's different for proper fat-cats.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:45,
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I'd love the opportunity to earn so much money per monththat I had to pay that much tax.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:37,
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so get a different jobyou're easily bright enough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:46,
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I suspect that isn't simply her income tax for 1 month(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:46,
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nah, got my "extra-hard working employee" bonus royally raped next monthchrist, i wish it was that much every month, what would that put me on, £200k?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:48,
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At what point does it become not worth the expenditure of effort?(
Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:54,
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It's interesting that the answer to all problems is to invest moreThe amount of investment is to some degree irrelevant, it's the results that matter and investment for investments sake will not always drive these.
If I reported back to my boss and said,"Yes there are still problems with X, but the good news is I spent more money on it anyway" then I would be fired and rightly so.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:13,
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Investing in improving these things, you oaf.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:15,
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throwing money at the problem isn't always the answer, it's making sure the department (or whatever) is effcient(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:21,
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It's like you've just repeated the same point and ignored mine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:24,
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No, I appreciate things need investmentbut the amount spent is not a measure of success, which is how politicians like to use it.
"Why are NHS waiting lists getting longer, people dying etc etc"
"Well we invested an extra £8bn blah blah"; which is irrelevant if the measures of success aren't reached.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:31,
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Again I can't help feeling that you are ignoring my point.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:39,
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Was your point "spending more of stuff is always better"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:53,
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Don't forget that the number of BBC links has increased by 12% as a result(, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
it's because they are spending it on the wrong things(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:47,
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yeah but most of the people benefiting from it are ugly and stupidsterilisation and culling ftw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:24,
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I'm not sure that narrowing our gene pool is going to reduce the number of ugly, stupid people.cf. the royal family
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:28,
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but when they widened it, they got middletondreadful simpering vanilla piece of shite that she is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:51,
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To be honest, artistic stuff happens anyway right? People draw, bands make music, people dance, actors put on free plays all over the shop. Maybe cutting g the money might get rid of some of the dross forced out in to art schools and dance studios.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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There's probably plenty of valid arguments for and against your point.it's just that it's such a tiny, tiny fraction of the UK budget that it's meaningless to cut it.
In any case, the real problem is managed expenditure, not public sector spending. As per usual from the retard Gideon, he's trying to cut the wrong thing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:56,
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Fair enough. The only other question I have is, if we all know Gideon is wrong, and everyone else seems to know he's wrong, why is he still doing it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:59,
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Sop to the voters in the shires, prop up his power base, cut money to the proles.Trebles all round and a nice directorship or seven in the City when he finally gives up politics.
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So what you're saying, is that Gideon is a cunt. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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+ he is simply a fucking idiotand has no idea of the financial world.
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He doesn't even listen to the experts around himjust keeps on with his mantra, he's practically a religious nutter, same applies to Jeremy Hunt and Michael Gove.
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altalt: I can make your mum scream like a angry weasel using just my hands, a block of butter and set of Russian dolls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:46,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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I can turn my eyelids inside out, And I can bend my thumb right back to my wrist and I can do a pretty good Sean Connery impression.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:46,
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^ THIS GUY GETS IT ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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Go on then, let's see this impression(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:52,
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AltAlt:I can dislocate both shoulders at will, I've always thought that given a straight jacket this would mean I could imitate Mel Gibson's stunt from Lethal Weapon, but I don't have a straight jacket.
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Both YMs love it when I strap them in to theirs before I ejaculate up their nostrils. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:12,
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is that the only orifice wear your dwarf cock can get a purchase?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:15,
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as i am at work, i intend to take no drugs that should fix the problem
alt: cut useless middle men in public sectors, and replace them with MOAR teachers/nurses/valuable professions
altalt: law
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:08,
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Is this another dig at Chompy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:10,
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meh, if the cap fitsbut it's a serious point across way way more areas than the nhs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:25,
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I was shocked recently when my company, facing some losses, cut the head office staff in half, And upped manager in house salaries a little, and handed some more responsibility back to the pubs. It's almost like they know what they're doing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:15,
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compaines sleep walk bit by bit into being a bit bloated and inefficient in the good times as nobody has to scrutinise to closelythen suddenly money is tight and the dead wood, suddenly sticks out like a sore thumb
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:22,
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but even so it's a rare company that makes upper management redundantor, indeed any management.
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This is what's wrong with a lot of companies, and even more so in public sectorToo many unnecessary layers of management. Worst of all are public sector recently outsourced to private (housing, social care, soon the NHS, etc) as there have to be extra "contract managers" etc. That Furness hospital cover-up is just an example of the tip of a very large mountain of gravy trains and arse-covering that sucks funds from where they should be going to - patients.
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I'd cut out "Sunday Trading Hours" laws. It's fucking archaic outdated piece of shit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:13,
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Fuck off, Those are sacred to people in certain industries.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:16,
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I don't get why, all it doesn't change the max working week for an indvidual, just limits the choice of their working hours.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:51,
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I agree with you here.It's really fucking annoying when I have to top up the car's tank and am forced to wait in a half hour queue because Jessica and Philip absolutely HAVE to get a few bottles of specially-blended-for-M&S Soave and a couple of quiches at gone 4pm because something something forest moon of Endor.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:16,
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alt: deport or kill all benders, flids and foreign johnnies unless they bring in more than they cost.Altalt: I can make all the drink and drugs at a party vanish
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:14,
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Cornwall want to be recognised as a separate nation for next year's Commonwealth Games.Are they forrin Monty? Or just odd?
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Fucken PJ and his ridiculous protest groupwhat games would a Cornish team take part in? The Games don't have a trawler fishing event, do they?
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Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:23,
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They'll win gold at talking about how they used to be good at mining tin.(, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I've been to Cornwall, hahahhahahahaha no I haven't it's in the middle of fucking nowhere.(, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Isn't it right on the end of nowhere?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:44,
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Yes, but the main roads are much better than, say, Dorsetso it's not too bad to get to.
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All the cool kids have been to CornwallAsk Monty about when he ventured down in 1989. He's never mentioned it but I know it happened.
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Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:58,
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Never happenBecause as I keep explaining. The Cornish independence lot are three twats in a shed whose parents moved to cornwall from the midlands. The rest of us don't give a fuck as long as they keep the carrots out of the pastys.
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Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:41,
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I downloaded snapchat last night, it's useful to find out the sort of people in your contacts that need a specific app to send cock pics to others.
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I downloaded snapchat last night, it's useful to
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I tried to send him a photo of my keys with FUCK YEAH KEYS written on it but he blocks incomming pics unless it's from "friends"(, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Please would someone start a new thread? This one is terrible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:53,
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