Ohhhhh Man
I missed the kung-fu classic's thread :(
What have you missed lately?

alt:The Ashes are due to start today in my fair city, so the traffic is going to be mental, the TV coverage is supposed to attract 500 million viewers world wide, that's a lot, what else is a lot?

alt:alt: Get your brain active this morning and partake in the quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23228285
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:52, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've had a lovelynight's kip.
Tell us about your lovely night of kip.

Alt: Dozer - prick or wanker?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who else can't sleep?
Alt: how fucking shit is not being able to sleep?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 1:28, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I had no idea there were so many full length kung fu classics on youtube.
What do you have no idea about?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:05, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

night shift prick thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:24, 294 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Monty wants a new job.
Suggest alternative jobs for B3tans.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:09, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The temptation to get up from my desk and walk out of here never to return is becoming almost unbearable.
Have you or anyone you know ever done anything like that? If so did it turn out to be a good thing or not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:38, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds good to me !
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/5001302/Kavos-is-revealed-as-sleazy-hub-for-binge-drinking-and-STIs.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:54, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, fuck me, I've just been shortlisted for a job with a terrifying amount of responsibility.
Do you know any stupid HR people?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:05, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya gang! It's me! You know, Monty! From the Internet?
You know, like you get on those 'WAP phones'?

Life sentences: do you think life sentences should mean prison for your whole life? If not, they have a pretty silly name I'd say.

Alt: who is the biggest wee-wee tapir on b3ta?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:04, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

there was almost a bit of life here, but now it seems to have slumped back down
stereotypes. which stereotypes/cliches are true, and which ones do you not understand?

alt: what is the most pointless thing/hobby in the world?

altalt: have you ever trolled anyone? what happened?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:12, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why are you such a useless twat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:27, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I watched A Field in England last night.
I thought it was really fucking good and I thoroughly recommend you see it. It's really pretty twisted.

Recommend something to the class.

Alt: some twat says the police should be more polite. Should they? The ones who came round when I had my ex arrested were lovely. Really fucking fat though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 7:17, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Been up since before 5.00, glorious weather.
I'm making a to do this year list. One of which is teh Lyke Wake Walk. What's on your to do this year list? Obviously YM doesn't count.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 6:37, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evenin' all
My evening is restaurants, work, online shopping and ym. How about you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:56, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FFS /ot, stop being so shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:37, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Spotty flaps anyone?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1796920-Pink-mole-spot-on-labia

or maybe an itchy vadge?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1794838-Itchy-ladybits-and-DHs-balls-what-can-it-be
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 14:57, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ it's dull on here today...
i was on a yacht last week, it was good fun, tell me your BOAT lols.

alt: I dreamt i had to tell someone that they have AIDs last night, what do you reckon that means?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 14:04, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How did 12 people consume
6 bottles of Prosecco
5 bottles of white wine
1 case of Peroni
2 case of Becks
1 case of San Migel
24 cans of cider
18 cans of Fosters
A litre bottle of Pimms

And all the booze they brought along

With no fatalities?

Tell me your amazing tales of booze (but no home brew chat)
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:56, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Woo! Yes! At last!!!!
That cunt Qatada is gone.

Good weekend? What is the week ahead looking like?

Alt: anyone else sick to fucking death of that tennis prick already?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 7:05, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yea... Tim did it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:33, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I is starting teh new business within weeks.
Apart from gramattical shit, any advice? I've not gone into anything new for years. I like teh guerilla marketing book, used it before, well sound.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 14:21, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck this shit, I'm away to Mersea Island.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RIIIIBS FOR DINNER, FUCK YEAH, COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY-YAH... RIBS FOR DINNNER. FUCK YEAH. SUCK ON MY BONES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 19:50, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right whilst you fuckers are in bed…
Or nursing last night’s hangover…..I’m stuck at work till 12pm
The least you can do is post here to keep my morale boosted.
Anyone know if Monty got stage fright last night?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 7:34, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

C'mon Janowicz!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:21, 42 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OK getting annoyed now
This gig I am doing this evening is now me on my own all fucking night. It also means I have to get a heap more records out when I get home. The silly cunt whose night it is has suddenly decided on two rooms.

Lucky I have some long records or I'd have get a piss bucket and an e-cigarette.

When did you last get annoyed now and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:56, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's do you like to buy tickets for the bestest?
I like getting tickets from the penny push machines at the Arcades. You can exchange them for cool stuff. My mum doesn't accept tickets by the way just filthy lucre.

Alt: What is your favourite way to 'get fresh at the weekend' then?

Altalt: When, in the style of 'Al The Deleter', did you last not own up to something wot you blatantly done?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right you bunch of Tards
Let's bring FRIDAY \o/ to a close.

I've just noticed this recipe, I may try it out but with Red Snapper instead of Sea Bass
metro.co.uk/2013/07/01/how-to-make-shivi-ramoutars-jerk-sea-bass-with-polenta-and-a-pineapple-sauce-vierge-3861242/
Got any good food ideas?

Alt: I could eat a ice cream right now, what's the best Frozen treat?

Alt:alt: Who's fucking off to the juicer early today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)