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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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more pungent twat
Why are you such a smelly cunt? I once visited an office where one of the employees had hung his sweaty running gear from the air con unit. :( :( :(
Alt: That's a lovely blouse you're wearing. Where did your mum buy it?
Alt alt: donner or shish?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:40, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What was your nickname at school?
I got Jason Donovan, and the equally hilarious Gayson, Gay Jay etc.
alt. what would your dream job be?
I'd love to be a singer, apart from the fact that Im mediocre at best.
altalt. What would your last meal be?
I'd be quite boring and have either steak and mash or spag bol. I do enjoy. With a nice bottle of Rioja
Or, y'know, how's your day going?
Pricks.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:12, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: Dozer y/n
I've got work and stuff to do with someone today and probably won't participate in this thread much, so just talk amongst yourselves, yeah?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:48, 97 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The Tories favouring the public sector for once y/n
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:29, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What are your preferred forrin, and/or peasant dishes?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:33, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Trailer here.
Who would you like to see in a biopic?
Alt: Who would play you in a biopic? I'm guessing Michael Cera or Jonah Hill.
AltAlt: Lunch? I had steak pie, champ mash and runner beans. Rather good.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:41, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What have you all got planned to celebrate your legitimate Irish heritage?
Nintendo are releasing some of their old games on mobile platforms cool eh?
What's your million pound invention? Mines a tiny robot arm with a camera and tweezers and cotton buds and shit to clean your ears. Controlled by your smart phone.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:26, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: How could you be so good for me?
AltAlt: Celebrity Dead Pool: Who's next to cark it? One shiny pound to the winner.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:14, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I might go and have a shit in minute. What are you abut to do in a minute?
alt: is 'Ed Fannybaws' the shittest forced meme yet?
altalt : wankywnakywankywankywanky
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 8:37, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Empty office, empty b3ta, bit creepy. Any minute I'll find out the nombie apocalypse hasn't happened again.
*sits in silence*
Got any music recommendations? That Stevie Nicks was alright in her day, eh? Phwoooar, eh lads?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 7:24, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've had *such* a bad wine hangover and too much to deal with today.
Why have YOU been shit?
alt. Ive sprained my ankle running with my heft. What's the last injury you sustained?
altalt. what have you got lined up for this year? Festivals, holidays etc?
Im seeing some stand up in July, pride in August and a Cruise in October. Gay days. Oh and newcastle in May bt let's not include that
( , Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:03, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've just seen what appears to be a clothing website featuring designs by Tangles.
www.1991inc.com/category/tees
What other hilarious 'internet people businesses' are there?
alt: wankywankywankywanky
( , Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:40, 110 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Please don't be negative or dismissive.
If you are I might leave forever.
( , Sun 15 Mar 2015, 19:35, 24 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

THIS IS A SUNDAY THREAD.
BRAG ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER OR BE SMUG ABOUT DIY OR JUST LIE TO US IF YOU'RE ASHAMED THAT YOU SPENT MOST OF THE WEEKEND MASTURBATING IN BED.
( , Sun 15 Mar 2015, 9:46, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What else is shit?
Alt: Saturday night shut-in thread?
AltAlt: If you had to watch a 'reality' show, which one would you choose to suffer through?
( , Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:14, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I saw the Book of Mormon tonight. I thought it was great fun. have you seen it?
has anyone drunkenly given to comic relief yet?
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:12, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

LATERS LOSERS! DON'T DIE ON THE WAY HOME!
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: Curry I may order one I may make one, what makes the perfect curry?
Alt:alt: fuck off you flouncing bloobloo, best/worse flounce on here EVAH?
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:28, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who had 5 years for Fred the Weatherman?
Who's next on your yewtree bingo list?
alt. That clown film from Eli Roth looks a bit scary.
What are you scared of?
altalt. when's the last time you were IRL modded?
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:06, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mines probably Today's the Day by Sean Maguire
Or possibly Bingo by Catch
Alt: Recommendations for the weekend or summat.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:03, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What wakkiii shit will you be doing to "punk" your "friends"
Also lunch.
Also also Weekend plans.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:01, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How are we all on this super excellent Friday?
Qotw the week is back, it's raining, it looks like I'll actually have to do some work today. It probably couldn't get much worse, except for the exciting news that Friday is here!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
What you up to today? My brother is back from Japan (he was on tour because he's a successful member of the family) and he says he has a traditional Japanese gift, any guesses?
Alt: what's your fucking problem?
Altalt: Friday 13th. Shit innit?
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:42, 228 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
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