Who else made a complete twat of themselves last night then?
I forgot to eat, got abandoned by my friends so they could be cool somewhere I couldn't afford and apparently went to my pub before I went home. I am dreading work today. I knew I hated NYE for a reason.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 7:58, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nope, not here.
I was really quite tired and worn out. But I got to let off fireworks!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

WOE
I had a night in with a joint, my guitar, synth, pc and a frustrating lack of external sound card and the correct audio cables. I got the basis for a tune laid down on paper so it's all good. It appears my new flat overlooks the whole of my town's sky so I had a great view of all the fireworks and dozens of Chinese lanterns from miles around. I'm definitely going up a hill with twenty or so floating lanterns on Feb 3rd, they looked stunning floating across the night sky.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That sounds pretty awesome.
I'm jealous.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

We set off some of those lanterns on a very windy night
They were gone in seconds and were an anti climax. I have a load more ready for a clear still night.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Where'd you get yours?
I've found some on Amazon, ten for eight quid or something. Any recommendations?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Pound shop
£1 each

YAY!
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Nope
I put my daughter to bed and sat down to watch the redlettermedia episode 3 review. I only knew it was new year when fireworks went off. I drank a lot of home made parma violet vodka whilst watching though. Why on earth do we care so much?
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Because
We want a chance to kid ourselves that things really will change just because the clock told us so. I wanted to stay in last night but I wasn't allowed. More vodka details please.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I dissolved 7 and a half packs of Giant Parma violets
in to a big bottle of vodka then strained through a few sheets of kitchen towel in a sieve to remove the bits that won't dissolve and floated to the top. I tried coffee filters but they don't work as well as the kitchen towel. Comes out a lovely dark clear purple with the consistency of Sambuca and the awesome power of Parma Violets! I shall definitely be making more very soon, this bottle has lasted a couple of days.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Against my better judgement, that sounds fucking lush.
I reckon I'm pretty much entirely off the booze for good now, my body gave me a warning Christmas day to not get pissed again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

It is very lush
You must come to Cornwall and try some immediately and stop worrying about your body.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

That sounds lush!
A friend of mine makes elderflower and honey vodka. It is truly beautiful.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

The stuff left in the sieve
is like a chalky parma violet mousse with the hit of after shave I presume its taking all the shit out of the cheap vodka.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I taught Osama Bin Laden the true meaning of New Year's Eve.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Death to the west?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

bad girl!
played poker watched spvtw and smoked lots of drugs. Now in bed watching muppets christmas carol.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I know.
I've had ten phonecalls from people checking I'm alive. I am now enjoying a very middle class hangover binge in bed with a spliff and some very loud music.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I got my drinks spiked in the nightclub by guys who knew I was driving
Got into a fight with some guy with SMS on the top dancefloor because apparently being within 25ft of his missus was unforgivable. Had to get an expensive taxi home now I'm trying to get a lift back into Derby to get my car. FUNTIMES :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

do you have a 25ft long cock?
because that would explain a lot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Well it may be big
But it's not that big
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

drank so much vodka, smoked so many spliffs, didn't get to sleep till 5am
now I'm going surfing. Take that hangover.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You are bodie
back off warchild seriously
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I went to my friend's house for her birthday
Drank a lot of free gin and champers, feel asleep face down on a train table with baloons tied around me at around 8pm. Wake up when we're into Waterloo, get the first food I had all day, vomit. Crack open the cider and watch the fireworks go off by the river from my friend's window. Hangover hits, asleep by 2am.

I'm a bit lame, to be honest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

That's not lame
I was taken home at 11 :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I guess
I sent some amusing texts, mainly consisting of 4chan memes, to an old friend. And some generally bad ones. I might give up drinking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

When I got drunk
I called someone a Joey :( when asked to explain the joke I realised just exactly how it sounds off the internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Hahahahah oh dear
Internet invading real life is the worst. The dress I was wearing last night is very cleavagey, and it's hard to accurately explain why saying "I like breasts" after anyone mentions breasts is funny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

It really is!
Dress look good?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'm lying on my back with my shoulders up
my tits are under my chin. It's awesome.

the purple one
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That's rather a nice dress
Got much sleep?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

It is isn't it.
Paid £22 for it, though, but not too bothered at all. A fair amount, I feel ok. Just a bit queasy and delicate. I have donuts as my swan song to fattydom, and low fat yogurts in the fridge, ready for tomorrow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Low fat yogurts are loaded with sugar

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I was going to get one
but they have none left. For the best probably, florals don't look good on me.

Haha I have more than just one. I have crisps, duck spring rolls etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'm a bit excited for my roast chicken-effect slices
I got laughed at for announcing my wariness of eating chicken last night. I definitely prefer red meat, which is a shame, as chicken's quite a good source of protein, isn't it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Mmm roast-chicken
chicken is good, but in all-honesty red meat is hardly the worst thing to eat :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Oh it's not real roast chicken, it's mycoprotein or whatever the fuck that shit is.
I dunno how to cook meat, really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You know I can't actually cook?
Well I want to cook this fxcuisine.com/default.asp?language=2&Display=141&resolution=high&page=1

or this www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/tv-show/come-dine-with-me-recipes/series-11/slow-cooked-blade-of-beef-with-potato-gratin-recipe
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)

The first looks delicious
Second not quite sure what's going on.
What the fuck is a blade of beef?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

it's off the shoulder
apparantly it holds together better in slow-cooking

/pretend knowledge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Ah I see.
I like the clarification that you get a cheap cut so it stays together. Sets off the expense of the wine I guess
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Mmm wine
I'm supposed to put it in the food?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Champagne is amazing and I love it and Bombay Sapphire too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I nearly vommed when I looked at my sent messages this morning
I keep remembering bits of last night. I have a new rule. If, at any point during a night, I start speaking Latvian, I have to stop drinking and go to bed. I only ever speak Latvian when spanged off my face :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Oh dear.
I'm going to look at a selection of them. It appears I told someone to use my arsehole as a cunt. What did you say?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Let's just say working with my mate Tom is going to be awkward tonight
I told him exactly what I thought of him trying to cheat on his missus with me. I told him that if he sent me another picture of his cock I'd rip it off and shove it down his throat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

-applause-
Good work. You have an excellent point and while the delivery might have required some work I admire the sentiment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh, the others are much, much worse
I'm trying to block the sight of them from my memory. I will never admit to them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear.
Phones are such evil things!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I really need to learn to hide it from myself :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Good thing you're not a racehorse

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Nah I was good
drank a lot, stayed at home watched Kick-Ass stuffed my face in preparation for diet tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

new new years resolution
never to feel this shit again

we finished at about 7am. one of my friends was staying over and the nieces/nephews invaded us when they got up. at 7.30am.

there is nothing, and i mean NOTHING, that makes you feel worse after such a majorly hardcore evening than having to watch peppa fucking pig and play games with hyperactive toddlers on 30 mins sleep.

happy 2011 all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Could have been worse. They could have been hyperactive sex offenders
And it could have been the Tweenies on the telly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Balamory is worse than Tweenies

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

A very good point
Swipe really did get off lightly by the sound of things.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Yeah
Compared to some of the shite on Cbeebies, Peppa Pig's alright.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

my brother swears by Waybuloo on Cbeebies for soothing hungover viewing
Zingzillas on the other hand is horrific.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

crow, i like you, i really do
but "got off lightly" ? LIGHTLY? with a screeching one year old and hyperactive 4 and 5 year old? on 30 mins kip and the worst hangover etc known to man?

fuck you!!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Ah, they're at that age
When it's not exactly easy to explain to them that you have a headache because you spent the whole night diligently poisoning yourself. Perhaps hyperactive sex offenders would have been better - at least you might have been able to sleep through them running around sexually offending people.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

correct
13 hours of systematic abuse does not compute to toddlers.

i am now going to toss a coin to see whether i go to the gym and then bed.... or bed then the gym...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Given that you've slept for all of 30 minutes,
I'm amazed you can even consider the gym...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'd be at my gym if it was open today

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

dora the fucking explorer
Is considerably worse than either.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I don't like children's tv
not even in an ironic way, with the possible halfway exception of Bear in the Big Blue House
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

yeah, well I babysit
So I watch a fair amount of it sadly. Humf and pocoyo are awesome, for instance. And some kids tv i'd infinitely rather watch than the dross that gets shown for supposed adults.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

yeah, well I babysit
So I watch a fair amount of it sadly. Humf and pocoyo are awesome, for instance. And some kids tv i'd infinitely rather watch than the dross that gets shown for supposed adults.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh yes.
It's banned in my Mum's house.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I purchased a box of ale before heading out to someone's house.
It was shortly after obtaining my purchase that I found out, via the medium of the telephone, that our hosts hadn't actually managed to invite many people, and so there would be precisely five people there, myself included. I was a little worried, therefore, that bringing a case of beer might look a little inappropriate. Undeterred, I decided the most sensible thing to do would be to drink as much of the case as possible. To say that this resulted in a bit of a thick head this morning would be somewhat of an understatement. Happy new year all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

pfffft. you silly git.
this is like the time you burnt your hand all over again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

A bit, yes
but with less beef dripping, and significantly less scarring. I hope I didn't traumatise their cats.

How was new year's eve in Denmark?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

it was cold and wet, But we lit fireworks.
you know IF YOU HAD FACEBOOK, you would be able to see my photos. *nags*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

This is true
but similarly, IF YOU (for whatever inexplicable reason) HAD THE TIME AND INCLINATION, you could draw me a picture of it instead.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

why would I draw you a picture of myself? that's just weird.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I don't know, it seemed like a witty thing to say about an hour ago.
And there are far weirder things you could draw a picture of.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

nope
I had about 4 drinks, a ridiculous number of cocktail sausages, and then fell asleep about 1.30 whilst my mates threw gaming dice at me. I'm so hardcore.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I fell asleep at 11:00, and got woken up 2 minutes before 12.
and then waited up a bit longer before going back to sleep.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)

How is Denmark?
I'd love to visit there, I'm reading about it at the mo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)

it's like Narnia. It's seriously beautiful
:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Oh wow
I'm getting a little wanderlustful at the moment. At the mo I'm going to France but I'd like to take off and travel while I'm still quite young.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I'm really wishing I could live in england properly.
I'll probably come back in a couple of years time (got invited to a wedding), and I just feel really happy there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Well let me know when you do, if I haven't left b3ta forever or if you remember who I am etc
I enjoyed the one incredibly drunk evening we spent together.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

What are you in Ireland for?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

A wedding!
I'm so excited.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

ahaha I have you on facebook,
and I enjoyed that evening too!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You certainly enjoyed the breasts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

they were comfy, I was drunk.
that's all I can say.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

It is happening with alarming regularity.
Sadly a man has not "liked" my breasts since september, unless you count peeling electrical tape off them as "liking"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I feel bad now.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Why do you feel bad?
Last night I went clubbing I had 2 of my friends faceplanting in them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I feel bad that you're not getting the attention those lovely boobies rightfully deserve.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I'll survive.
so, where to next for you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

back to holland.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)

do it
Don't get to my age and start regretting not doing it. As it stands i'll struggle to find the time to go travelling before i'm 30, and who knows what'll have changed in my life by then? I might not be able to. Do it whilst you're young, if you can.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

It's just I have the time but not the money
and hopefully in 5/10 years I'll have more money, but no time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yeah, but you were in copenhagen
And you got to let off fireworks, so your new years has clearly been awesome despite the power nap.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Nope I was in the country side at my friends house.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

pfft! details :P

(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

ahaha you say that like something exciting happened!
there are photos up on facebook.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I had a few pints in the pub
Then back to my mate's for a three course meal - Mushroom stroganoff to start, beef in red wine casserole for main with green beans and mashed potato, and then apple crumble and custard for pudding. And then profiteroles later. Had more beer and some good wine (a Barolo).

Made it to about 12:45 before falling asleep in a chair, woke up at 2 and moved to where I was sleeping. Had to blow up my airbed before I could crash which sucked. Woke up, had an Oasis and a cup of tea and felt fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)