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Getting this in before a news link materialises, 100 posts has been and gonePet hates. What do you hate so much that it makes you want to gush lava from every orifice, however frivolous an offence others might consider it? Mine are the twats who get in my way when I'm walking down the street, and the inconsiderate cunts who think it's acceptable to drive along a road which I'm obviously trying to cross.
I'll hazard a guess that Monty's will be poor grammar, syntax and spelling. And forrins.
Alt Q - favourite movie director ever
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I have many pet hatesPeople who don't look where they're pushing their trolleys in supermarkets.
People who don't use indicators when driving.
Cyclists who ride on pavements and/or shoot red lights and zebra crossings.
People who use 'LOL' at all.
B3ta servers taking ages to post or refresh the damn page.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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My godI have this exact same list. Especially the indicators one, I got into a streetside row with a man for yelling "INDICATE, YOU IDIOT" at him after he nearly ran me over. Fucking mobility scooters.
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Haha!My list is not exhaustive by any stretch.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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Keep going.I want to see if we turn out to be the same person. On the basis of the popular opinion that you're better-looking than me, you can be Tyler Durden if we do.
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Maybe I'll add more laterVery gracious of you to let me be Tyler though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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It is, isn't itPossibly the coolest movie character of all time. Certainly in a top three with The Dude and Darth Vader.
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I see those and add in Rorschach(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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Oooh, good callOnce upon a time I'd have voted Karen Sisco from Out of Sight, but then Jennifer Lopez became a global brand and made it impossible to like her. Harry Lime has to be in there too
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and possibly what's her face from Fargo(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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The cop? YesAnd Tallahassee from Zombieland.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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Agreed"He sets the bar for not to be fucked with"
Peter Venkman! How did that take us so long?
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The Dude is not coolbut then I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't like that film
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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I was going to put a mouseover of "And I bet some witty cunt will answer 'lol'"But got distracted by work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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i am too fat to typethe special was penne pasta with red chilli pesto and shaved fresh parmesan. as if that weren't bad enough i also have hotel chocolat giant salted caramel chocolate buttons.
i may have to sleep under the desk. which is my answer: i HATE that feeling that you are going to fall asleep under really inappropriate circumstances, like in a lecture or under your desk.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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it was gorgeousit was home-made pesto, so it was all chunky, with nuts and stuff.
but god i am sleepy now. so so sleepy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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oh jesus noeven the smell of that stuff makes me retch.
i'll stick to bawling at the trainee, that'll fix it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:54,
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When your head starts to bob and you know you won't be able to stop itYeah that's annoying. Happened to me in a cinema once. I blame Robin Williams.
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i'm a dreadfully light sleeper, only sleep about 4-5 hours a night normallyput me in a soft, comfortable bed in the silent dark, and i am thrashing around like an eel on speed.
perch me upright on a hard chair in court or in a lecture, balancing stuff everywhere, harsh fluorescent light, very important to make a good impression... and i will be half unconscious in minutes. sooooo annoying.
also on the tube, there is something about the district line that drugs me, so i wake up at my stop in a massive panic clutching at everything and getting stuck in the closing doors.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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Sorry, I stopped reading after the bit about you thrashing around in bed*rubs thighs*
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I blame Robin Williams for pretty much all the world's ills.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:54,
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UnfairA good deal of the world's ills are RobBIE Williams' fault.
Would it be unreasonable to neuter every man called Williams worldwide for the sake of future generations?
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There is a head bobbing at the back of the cinema joke in here somewherelink it to Robin Williams and BAM
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ayeas opposed to that dried shit that looks and smells like something a tramp might shave off his feet. why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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google spits this out:The production and sale of Parmigiano-Reggiano is strictly monitored by the D.O.C., an Italian government agency that was created to ensure that the integrity of native cheeses is maintained. Under D.O.C. regulations, a wheel of Parmesan must weigh at least 66 pounds and have been aged for no less than 14 months (although most are aged for about two years). Thus, asking for fresh Parm is akin to requesting raw cookies—you can have raw cookie dough, but the name ‘cookies’ means that they have been cooked.
it still sounds miles better though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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Fresh doesn't just refer to the ingredients, like "Fresh fish" doesn't mean roe.She meant "Freshly shaved pamesan", and you/monty knew that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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they're just mean to me, gonzOMG you should get a load of these salty caramel chocolates. they are like round tongue orgasms.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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Parmesan is a mature cheese. The older it is, the better.You don't want fresh parmesan any more than you'd want fresh Scotch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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but i also don't want that dried processed dandruffy stuffhow can i guard against that by not using the word "fresh" but not also sounding like a total kensington wanker?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:00,
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'Parmesan shavings' as opposed to 'pre-grated'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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that fails the "not making me sound like a wanker" test in my book"hi, your pasta with fresh parmesan. could i just check that you are referring to parmesan shavings as opposed to pre-grated parmesan? thanks."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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Surely unless you're in some God-awful provincial trattoriayou won't get pre-grated parmesan anyway?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:23,
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Salted Caramel? Can this really be nice?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:26,
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Misuse of you're/yourand to a lesser extent, they're/their/there. There is no fucking excuse.
Also, women who shove their prams in to my ankles and have the temerity to tut at me for getting in the way of their precious crotchfruit. No lady, just don't bring your FUCKING PRAM in to town or the supermarket on a fucking saturday when it is busiest.
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I saw a bloke yesterday barging pass loads of people, really ramming it into them on the very busy tube platform, but when I looked at the pram, there wasn't a baby in there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Do fuck off, there's a good chapI really can't express just how irritating I find it.
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Do you honestly think Roeg is better than Francis Megahy?Megahy directed 'Minder on the Orient Express' which I think we can agree is the BEST British film of all time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Mutiny on the Buses, please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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I'll see your whatever you said up thereAnd raise you Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Guy HamiltonI have had Force 10 from Navarone on every format I have owned.
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Gobby waiters and snobby wine waiters.Old people/children/the unemployed in town when I have a day off work to get shit done.
Children on public transport.
Prams on PT during rush hour.
Brown shoes at work.
Short sleeve work shorts.
Current crop of graduates with BS degrees in The Beatles.
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People who abuse animals and children, can't stand it, don't see the point of it, it's so unnsersary.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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I have loads of pet hatesOne in particular is people who turn up to social events that they dislike and disapprove of and loudly make their opinions known.
Alt: mundane but true. Akira Kurosawa
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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Prepare to be ostracised then(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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but he is blacklolracism I've obviously been infected by the person from last night.
Waits for the obvious AIDs comment
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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i think you misread hershe didn't say where everybody dislikes and disapproves of them...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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You're getting confused between what you think and what everyone thinks.Which is one symptom of psychosis.
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i have so many retorts to thisbut it's friday afternoon and i am too happy to be arguing. so i'll just say, "you know i'm right, just agree with me and i'll chuck you a salted caramel chocolate puddle."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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people that don't use their turn signalspeople that ride your bumper then when you move to let them pass they don't
alt: probably Zack Snyder
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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Ooo that gets on my nerves too(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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My brother's girlfriend confessed that this was the thing he did that most annoyed herWe were all shocked, as we figured there were much more annoying things but no.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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Noisy eatersI would run out of ammo before my determination to obliterate the earth of these noisy disgusting cunts was satiated.
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ugh, also people that chew with their mouth openit makes me gag
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:01,
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Pet hates also include waiting to hear from peoplewho say they'll call or email, but don't. Gah!
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I am this personbut it's rarely personal.
I just have poor perception of time.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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Did they give you a time period?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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Today most likelymonday at the latest. Every time I open my email I get those butterflies, and it's really slow to load up so I'll see that I have an email, but not what it is...and then it turns out to be some spammy seminar thing from the admin team. Every. Single. Time.
Aaaaaaaagh.
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oh god, I have a guy that said he really wanted to talk to me and was looking forward to itbut takes about a week to return an email
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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All those fucking Orthodox Jewish drivers in Claptonwith the awareness of a fucking brick. If you suddenly switch lanes in when I'm trying to cross a hatched grid you're going to leave me stuck illegally in the road and I'm going to call you a cunt and make wanker signs at you.
And for fucks sake tell all your fucking inbred friends to look before crossing the road, just because you're gods chosen people doesn't mean you have right of fucking way.
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Haven't they been through enough, al?No? Oh, then run the pricks over.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:08,
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I lived right in the middle of those cunts for about 8 months once.Fucking horrible. It was like living in a Western film - only one that smelled of disgusting fish. The women are even worse than their hunchbacked, milk-bottle glasses freak husbands: with their 20p nylon wigs and 1930s eastern european shit dresses.
It was a disturbing time in my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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'God's Chosen People' really makes me laugh.It's like 'the luck of the Irish'.
Err, you're alright thanks. I think I'd rather have 'the luck of the English' and not have been singled out by God to be universally loathed/mistrusted/tormented throughout the whole of history, if it's all the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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I've had two JCB drivers on jobs that weren't Irish.I'm astounded. It's like finding the lottery results were 2,3,4,5,6,7.
Only more unlikely.
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I seriously hate those people, and the 'united' ones too.One of them wouldn't shake my hand because I wasn't jewie enough for him, pathetic sad bitter little backwards-thinking hypocrits. Women at the back, men at the front, men think they're better than anyone else. No wonder history treats them like shit, because they look down their nose at everyone else.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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Hidden Jew-face joke is hidden.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:37,
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People who don't respect personal spacePeople being drunk when I'm sober
Militant football fans
Console fanboys
Cats rubbing against my leg/arm/anything
Alt: Probably Martin Scorcese
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:08,
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There's got to be a joke in thereabout falling to the communists
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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I'm quite tempted to come to BGB's bash in a SEGA T-shirtand drunkenly bang on about how Liverpool fans are bellends with my arm wrapped tightly around your neck. Someone lend me a cat.
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Annoyingly, I tend to feel an immediate solidarity with Liverpool fanson account of the whole Hillsborough thing. And I actually rather like AA. But I'll watch and laugh while you do it, Al
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I can't think of anything that really annoys me today because I have pressies : ))))))))(
girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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posh choccies, mini hand warmer, tansafe, planitarium and wild hibiscus flowers in a jar.From B3ta buddies to make me feel speshul.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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(it's empty, to put your keys or phone in when you're on the beach ,)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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Oh that's cleverlike those pretend binoculars which actually have a hip flask in them
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*sings*Karma karma karma karma karma chameleooooooon
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:21,
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Pet hates includeInvasion of space and unreasonably being told I can't do something ie. yesterday I was told not to sing to my daughter in Tesco as it was embarrassing them.
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Peej, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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YeahFucking Romulans. Keep to your side of the Neutral Zone, you pointy-eared shites
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^ This, the above posters have demonstrated more than just a cursory knowledge of Star Trek(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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firstly you are an outed trekkiesecondly you let psychochomp pwn you.
sad times, rory. sad times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:41,
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It's not my faultBeing at 'Uni' in the mid nineties and having access to only four channels what else was I supposed to watch. There's only so much wanking that can be done in a day.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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i had the same problemi watched "fifteen to one" instead.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:49,
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this is why men are all good at pooli think you must either get lessons during a-levels or something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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I'm fucking terrible at poolIn fact, and I'm sure this will make you all laugh, if it involves balls I'm generally crap at it
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I've played pool once only. It's fucking dull.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:00,
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Some of those grannies are fucking sexy, amiright?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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Hawkeye on a Wednesday afternoon(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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"neighbours"sometimes i watched that twice a day (i did english. i had 4 hours a week).
i haven't seen it since i graduated!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:05,
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Neighbours goes without saying, as does Home and AwayI used to avidly follow 'Shortland Street' although I'm unable to remember any of the characters, stories, or plotlines. It clearly left it's impression on me.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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you know i love you rightbut you have got to sort out your apostrophes, i'm sorry!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:10,
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I'll mash at the keyboard as I damn well please(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:13,
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the first one was betterbut the absence of a link proves my point: if you had ever pwned me, you would have linked it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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Oh fuck you.You live in Milton Keynes and have no legs to stand on.
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i thinkthat is much more pwning of al than me. i take the comparison as a compliment, in fact.
so we agree that i win this round, yes? rswipe: 137, psychochomp: -1.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:03,
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More like Psychochumpamirite!!!111!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:05,
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i have heard him referred to as slimeychomp before toohitting a man* where it really hurts: his username.
* - well, sort of. one day, maybe. possibly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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Yeah, I got savaged with 'Bory Lyon' onceIt did hurt just a bit, deep inside somewhere
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:10,
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i didn't realise you were heredamn your omnipresence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:09,
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Fucking hell I'm on the popular pageOr as it's better known, the Wookiee/Monty/Gonz pantheon
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Posting in reply to a popular person(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:40,
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Ahem, TGB and I are on there multiple times(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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And you!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:45,
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In which case the last thing you need is further validation from meEspecially now that said pantheon has been sullied by my presence
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A colleague was just suggesting ideas for team-building things we could doand one suggestion was Pictionary. At which point my visceral and entirely irrational detestation of this "game" spewed forth. I hadn't realised quit how much I dislike it, since other games like charades or the name game don't provoke this reaction. Odd.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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Why don't you draw where the Pictionary touched you?What is that? Is that a nipple? I don't know, it looks kinda like a tumor.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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I only have one.People who don't say thanks after you hold the door open for them. I hope they and their families die.
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What about overzealous security guards?The growing prevalence of CCTV cameras?
National crime and DNA databases?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:26,
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People who have an unnecessary amount of coatsreally make me cross
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I say "NO! Thank YOU!"And then mutter "Rude prick/sod/git/bastard" as appropriate.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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I grab them by the scruff of their neckthrow them back out the door, then grab them again and drag them halfway through the door and slam it repeatedly on their faces.
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How many times have you realised they were mute after you've done that?(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
..whilst dressed as Rastamouse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:50,
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Yeah I go "you're welcome" really loudly.And if they're smaller than me follow it up with "you cunt".
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my grandma used to do thatnot the swearing bit, clearly. but she would hold the door open for people and then say "THANK YOU" really loudly if they ignored her. mortifying.
mind you, better than my friend's grandma, who, when asked if she wanted any watermelon at sainsburys, said very loudly, "good lord no. i always think you need to have a mouth like a n****r to eat one of those things." cringe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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On bad days I have been known to do thisalthough I say 'you're welcome' in a really pointed manner instead. It's so passive aggressive, but meh, not saying thankyou is so rude.
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I would absolutely love to see you do thatand would be more than happy to tell the police it was self-defence afterwards
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it's weird when you two are getting onit doesn't feel Right. like hearing the queen talking dirty or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:37,
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Effort aside,I absolutely agree with Chompy on this point and the idea of someone getting so annoyed by this perceived slight that they batter the culprit to the ground is undeniably hilarious.
As is the idea of Chompy standing over his victim and delivering a Schwarzenegger-esque one-liner, then coming back a moment later to explain why it was funny.
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that last bit did make me laugh"it's funny because you dissed me so i killed you."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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I am behaving oddly today though, you're rightI was a bit mean to AA whilst being nice to Chompy and siding with Al. And I managed a civil conversation with Rory earlier. I'm still perving on you shamelessly though, so all is not lost
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+ BECAUSE MY NAME IS MARTIN AND I'M A TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM BEDFORD
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Are you trying to combine two memes? Badly?Why not revive the ugly one while you're about it
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you have a penis and a pulseyou'll perve on me. i'm used to it, go right ahead.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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Considering I was about to erase or edit that post for fear that it was a bit too rapeyI suspect you may be correct. I'm going to try very hard to not perve on you as an apology for the rest of my gender
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just thought of another onewhen you're stood at the urinal and have just let slip the dogs of wizz, and you're suddenly afflicted by a giant sneezing fit and shit your pants.
That's really annoying.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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