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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right wake up you miserable excuse for internetters.
Post something with SHOCK VALUE. Something exciting or challenging. Something about sammiches. Anything.

Sean Connery - he really is shit, isn't he? Apart from in the brilliant 'Darby O'Gill and The Little People', of course.

Alt: did you know that Christopher Lee was Ian Fleming's personal choice to play James Bond? Did you know that?

EDIT Yeah I'm posting about 'film'. I'm really 'into film'. I love quoting lines from films. It doesn't make me a complete wanker at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, 287 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have an Empire subscription so just call me shit now and get it over and done with
Also for anyone that missed the previous thread: I made vegetable lasagne it was good. Mainly I want Al to comment on how awesome I am for cooking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Oh man are you 'really into film' too?
Brilliant, we could meet up and quote obscure Tarantino lines to each other! That'd be brilliant!!! I'd like that because I'm really 'into film'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I don't have a subscription to Empire
but I do buy it every month. Which I guess makes me stupid as I'd save money if I subscribed. I should do the same with Classic Rock too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I've just let my Classic Rock subscription expire.
This is the first month I've not had it - and it's a nommy Iron Maiden cover so I feel I've made the right choice. I was only getting it for Lee Dorrian's 'unearthed' column.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
I do hope Lee Dorrian drives a DeLorian

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
That front cover is one of the best I've ever seen.
I'm gonna frame it and put it on my office wall.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I'm still pretty rubbish at remembering lines and stuff. and names. And film titles.
I am looking forward to the new X-Men film though.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Oh man let's get 'really pissed' and quote 'Withnail and I' to each other.
And just to make it even more great let's refer to it simply as 'Withnail' because we're really 'into film'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Never seen it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Oh man, I should totally come round to Chez Badger and we can watch it on DVD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
ok I'll deep fry some lard as snacks

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Seen it
Pretty good. Try to disregard the notion of previously established canon before you go in or you'll be tearing your hair out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)
You are so awesome for cooking stuff
I think what must have happened last night is that all my cooking ability went out my front door, turned right, turned left, took a right at the roundabout, over the next crossroads, over the next roundabout and then turned right just before the bus station, in your front door, up the stairs, into the flat and into your kitchen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I subscribe to Empire too
WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

I know you only got your eyes lasered because being an eye-mong made us too similar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
OMG
I feel like we connect on a different level now Darth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Yeah we totally do
We can discuss the witticisms of Kim Newman, and no-one else will understand!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
yes, that's exactlt what happened

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I like the fact that you typed that like an eye-mong
Postmodern
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I had two sammiches for dinner.
is Sean COnnery the one with the funny "s" sound?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Yesh. That'sh the fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Mish Moneypenny, do you fancy a shag?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
'Petula Clark, 1964, up the arsch'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
"Downtown" as they called it, back in the day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
'Browntown' ish more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I never told you I saw your email.
I like what you made. You have all teh talents.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
oh thank you! :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
pea

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Oh God
I just lolled at this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Got whole office lols for this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Yay
Internet approval
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
haha!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Don't forget The Hill
Where they are in an British Military Prison. Harry Andrews is in it too I think.

I got punched in the face by a Sheffield United fan at a West Ham game. He was in his twenties, I was ten. Chickenshit cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Had you been looking at his bird?
And by 'bird', I mean 'racing pigeon'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
The Sheffield Utd fan
Was it Sean Bean?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Probably.
Fucking Northerners.

The only people in the country who are envious of people who live in the East End.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Oy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Present company excepted Champ.
O'course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I thought everyone was envious of people who live in the East End.
That's definitely the 'vibe' I've been getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Not the proper East End
Just the shit bit full of cunts near Old Street. For some unknown reason.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)
and Phil Mitchell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Was he a chinese lollypop man?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I love the Connery
Scottish English
Scottish Russian
Scottish American
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Even Scottish Scottish

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I particularly enjoy the fact that he won his only Oscar for The Untouchables
in which he spends half a film murdering the Irish accent. And then dies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Shit
Forgot about Scottish Irish.

"He putsh one of yoursh in hoshpital, shend one of hish to the morgue"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
There are times when you can actually here him trying to do an Irish accent
I prefer it when he doesn't bother trying, like he gets a free pass on accents because he's Sean Connery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
If indeed that really is him trying.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
You forgot Scottish Spanish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Juan Carlosh Shanchez Ramireshz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Wasn't there a Villa Lobosh in there too?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I shinsherely hope sho
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
As should we all

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Spanish Egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Egyptian Zeistian
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I thought City of God was shit
and I didn't like No Country For Old Men.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Entrapment
purely for Zeta Jones arse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
You are incorrect
about City of God
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Thanks for that
It was still boring and if a film bores me it is shit. Boring and shit. Shocking isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Damn you and your impeccable logic
I'm amazed you could find a film with such frenetic pacing boring, but each to their own, and other tedious placatory phrases
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I found that reply boring too
and you know what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
*senses impending internet rejection*
So, that Star Wars, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
That Darth is a huge gayer?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
The Road was a shit book

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
i expected this to be more controversial

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Didn't they give him the Bond job because he walked like a panther or something?
Here's something shocking: I have never, ever been on an actual date.

Alt: I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
You're thinking of Peter Shellersh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
I know that this is a hilarious Pink Panther joke, Monty,
but didn't Sellers actually play Bond in the first version of Casino Royale?

EDIT: IMDB tells me that he did.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
It's really fucking awful. Have you seen it?
It's no 'The Party' which is a racist classic beloved by my whole family.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Once, many years ago.
I recall Woody Allen being shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
There's a fucking surprise for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
He's great in The Man Who Would Be King
And Highlander, but that goes without saying as I'm sure everyone is in agreement that Highlander is beyond reproach.

I like banana sammiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Brown toast
with Nutella and mashed banana is the besterest
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I love both of those films
If indeed they really are films.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
My brother in law is Scotch
So at his wedding my brother and I had a competition going to try and make all his Scotch mates say words like Speedboat, Murder and Tennis because as any fule kno, all Scotches say words like that in a very amusing way.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I turned the TV on this morning and got a real shock. I should sort that earth connection out, really.
Also - what two things have "Goldfinger" and "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" got in common? The first should be fairly easy, the second maybe a little bit of a shock to some ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Are they both "finishing moves" for Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Gert Frobe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I cannot help but read this in a Brizzle accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)
It's the krek waiter's peak, innit.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
You are Jeff AICMFP
*removes dog from Monty's reach*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Ian Fleming and Gert Frobe

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Good answer, if indeed that is your answer.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I'm liking this meme

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Haha, indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Both screenplays written by Roald Dahl
Edit, that was You Only Live Twice. D'oh.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
They both feature leading men who couldn't do an english accent of their lives depended on it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I've...had...the English accent of my life...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I like Britpop and Pink Floyd.
No thoughts on Sean Connery, no I didn't know that, but Clint Eastwood remains one of my favourite actors after he did "Gran Torino".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)
More of an 'Every Which Way but Loose' man myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Right Turn Clyde

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Gran Torino is magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
He makes "Get off my lawn" sound like "Do you feel lucky?"
Fantastic actor.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
that sounds like bad pronunciation

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I've only seen him in that and Million Dollar Baby
Both superb films.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
this is quite shocking
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-reading-drug-report-double-check-they-are-not-on-drugs-201106023893/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
That's brilliant
Although I daresay Monty will deem the decriminalisation of drugs as "taking half the fun out of it"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
We were told you'd buggered off and weren't coming back.
What happened?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Who told you that?
If the answer is "a B3tan", therein lies your first clue. They lie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Ah that'd be it then.
The word mentioned was "flounce".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Yeah, but it's DF
he flounces to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Do you think he could grab me a Mars Bar whilst he is there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)
With those wrists? He couldn't take the weight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I doubt it.
I'm still waiting for my Dairy Milk that he was going to get me yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
It should have landed by now
I suggest next time you provide a safety net
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I suggest next time you not lie about giving girls chocolate.
We take that shit seriously, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah, if someone accuses me of flouncing it's usually a gay ref
Who was it, just out of interest?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Oh, it was in the last thread.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I didn't say you'd flounced, just that you were pissed off :D

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Have established that now
If you will keep sending me pictures of beer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)
No we don't

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)
PARADOX OVERLOAD
DOES NOT COMPUTE

*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I demand a refund.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Yeah, like you paid

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Err

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Do you like Breasts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I FUCKING LOVE BREASTS!!
/Edit

Oh dear. One of the girls in the office is wearing a see-through shirt and no bra.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Oi, hands off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Hands off what?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
MY BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
No.
You have to share.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Fair enough
SUCKLE AT MY TEAT

GO ON

SUCKLE
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
That's not a teat.
It looks like a penis, only smaller.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
LESS TALKY, MORE SUCKLE-Y

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
No can do, I'm afraid.
You'll just have to take my word for it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I did know that Monty. Fleming wanted him because Lee served in the SOE during the war.
Cubby Broccolli was teh man who wanted Connery. My favourite Bond, however, is Dalton.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Pierce Brosnan started off pretty good.
But rapidly turned shit I thought.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
He got too old, too quickly.
Plus his franchise was after Brocolli died and it all went comic-book action.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)
He was up for the role at the same time as Dalton
That might have been a better time for him to start. But then we wouldn't have had Dalton and, whilst he's not my favourite Bond, I think he was very good in the role. Licence To Kill is one of my favourite Bond films.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
He felt he was too young for it, he had a point I reckon.
I actually prefer The Living Daylights. Best Bond film in the series, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I think OHMSS is the best Bond film in the series
It's just a shame they had the wrong person playing Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
It's in my top three.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
My mate's uncle!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
...has also seen that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
We have been through this before!
David Niven is my mate Steve's uncle
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
It's a shame he wasn't the Bond in OHMSS
or that post would have made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I'm tired
Casino Royale then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
You failed, cow.
You failed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
*leaves internet*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Have you ever seen Death Dimension? It's fucking brilliant./
Lazenby, Jim Kelly (from Enter the Dragon) AND Howard 'Odd Job' Sakata. Only missing Yaphet Kotto for a 'full house'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I dont think so, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I shall watch out for it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Live and Let Die is the best Bond film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I quite like The Spy Who Loved Me
Mainly for the underwater Lotus and massive fight at the end
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Fact!
And I think Roger Moore was rubbish. Jane Seymour FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I think George Lazenby was a very good bond
I wish he had done more films
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Your opinion, if that is indeed your opinion, is incorrect.
It's the second best.

What's with all the Connery fanboyism, anyway? He's not the worst, Moore sails into that position, but he's definitely not the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Connery is awesome purely for "Ah! Named after your father?"
when introduced to Plenty O'Toole.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Why? He was fucking terrible and don't give me any of that 'closest to Fleming's Bond' shit either.
All that space docking has driven you mad, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I think he's brilliant.
He's closest to my idea of Bond. Fuck knows what Fleming's idea was. Apparently he thought Bond should look like Sauron.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Actually, that Daniel Craig chap
is closest to Fleming's Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yeah, I think so too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
This is correct. He's supposed to be a bit of a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
That would have been awesome!
Sadly, I think you meant Saruman.

/geekpedantlols
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
no, he wanted him to be a giant flaming eye

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I hope you're pleased with yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
/greekpeasantlols

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
You are correct,
but also you have failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
What are you talking about?
This is the internet, I expect to be pronounced king shortly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
if only you could repair that
sword of your father's
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

at sword of your father's e precioussssss
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Agent Elrond will be round to sort that this afternoon, I reckon.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Another actor that plays the same character in most of his films.
Weaving, Connery and Bean ought to start a club.

The "Actors Who Get By More Through Presence Than Skill".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Bean is in the 'I die in everything' club

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Bill Paxton should be in that

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Game Over Man!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Ronin
He just fucks off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Goldeneye (dies twice), Don't Say A Word, LOTR, Equilibrium, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Dalton recently played the bad guy in one of my favourite series
He is fucking superb as a nasty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Yes!
Dalton, like Alec Baldwin, should have gone into comedic acting a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Chuck?
I keep missing that, but it's really good when I do get to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Aye, it's absolutely superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
shocking: don't care all that much about Bond

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Bond is cool
It reminds me of my granddad as we used to watch the films together. This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Now every time you hear the theme tune you feel a stabbing pain in your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Actually it makes me do a sad
I miss my granddad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
yeah I must admit I'm not hugely fussed by it.
there are better movies out there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)
'Time Bandits', for example.
And 'One-Armed Boxer II'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Operation Condor : Armour of God II

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Starship troopers II

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I gave up on that after 10 mins

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
(that was said with sarcasm btw)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
The original was quite entertaining
in a Denise Richards kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
the original is one of the greatest films ever made

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Three's not bad though.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
There is a 3?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
i think you've tried to convince me of this before
it's unlikely I'm going to risk it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
It was quite a laugh that one
improved on the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
If that is really true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
+ indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I fucking love that film
Some of the shit Jackie Chan does in it is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Armour of God
is a poor man's First Strike. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
*points*
You, outside, now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
*tiger styles*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
*swans*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Does Jackie Chan buy a load of paint at some point?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Chuck Norris wants woodchip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Kenny Senior lolz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Time bandits was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
No, it was not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
It fucking was.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Much as it pains me to agree with Monty,
it wasn't and you, sir, are an oaf and a lackwit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
My mate wrote one line in Time Bandits
Well one word really. The bit where they shout GERONIMOOOOOO! was just a generic roar in the script but my mate was on set and suggested they shout geronimo.

Time bandits is a great film and also has the amazing ability to be on TV on one or more channels at any point in the day every day of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Is your friend's uncle also David Niven?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)
IDGI

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I was thinking more Hot Fuzz.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I love that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
it is quite amazing. I love it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
it's not that I dislike it
it's just hard to feel all that strongly about it. Not knowing makes me feel a little like a cultural outcast, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
This ^ is the correct attitude

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
The most shit thing about film EVER was when the Northern Irish kids would present 'Why Don't You?'
And they'd call it a 'Fill-Um'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)
So they did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
And then blow up the production vehicles.
TNTLOLS
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I heard they did that twice
To be sure, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
It's the old "Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Because he can't afford anymore maintenance payments

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Because he is a sinner against GOD?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
'He didn't, because, being a medieval simpleton, he is scared of the Catholic Church'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
+The bumming priests have used them all

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I hope you all check the undersides of your cars before starting them this weekend!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I think english mustard pales in comparison to horseradish, which is better in every way.
Alt: No I didn't. But he was fantastic in *NAME CENSORED* in which he was the voice of Death, perfect casting for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Mustard and horseradish are so different they cannot be compared.
I am prepared to concede horseradish is better with roast beef but would you have it with steak? Of course not. Unless you are the end of a bell.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Screw that, I'd have it with steak. I'll have it with pork sausages.
Horseradish sauce is the best condiment ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I have peppercorn sauce with steak, everything else is inferior.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I like the sauce but if you've got a decent steak it's a crime to smother it in that stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
A decent steak is fine for me with some onions and red wine (and maybe some mushrooms)
But I don't tend to mind, as the sauce is simply magnificent, and I only have it on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Its for the chips

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Chips?????
Tsk, tsk. You Northerners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Could be worse.
I've had it with waffles before
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
What would you have with steak then, posh lad?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Pommes Dauphinoise, a grilled tomato, some mushrooms and some purple sprouting broccolli.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Oof, that sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Fucking spot on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Steak and chips
Onions, mushrooms, tomato burned to a crisp. Bread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Fucking bread!?
Sportscow, tell me you don't make a chip butty while eating a steak?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
No
But bread of some sort should be with every meal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I have tomato ketchup on steaks.
Well, not on. And it has to be good ketchup. Stoke's is the best.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)
No you don't.
You are being deliberately common.

I suppose you would have ketchup on a roast dinner?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Yes, yes I do have ketchup with steak.
I haven't tried that yet, might be nice.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)
My favourite accompaniment for steak is chimichurri.
In case you were wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I'm trying out aging chimichurri on a sort of bodega/blending basis.
In case I hadn't mentioned it.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Report back with your findings please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Do you get Dick Van Dyke to sing it?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Hahaha
Ullo Meery Pobbins
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I was. A good Brazilian habit to pick up.
Mine is fresh English Mustard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I might have to give that a try.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
get his recipe and use it
it's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Well, if he can send it on, that'd be appreciated.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Even I think that's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Agreed.
You can't beat good steak but you can rarely get it (no pun intended).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Zardoz you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
zardoz was awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Best costume of all time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
It takes us back to a time when directors could make what ever they fucking wanted.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Ever seen 'El Topo'?
It is the best example of what you've just said tht I can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Nope, worth watching?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Very much so. It's fucking deranged.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
i just put too much suncream on
and now, in conjunction with my fedora I look like a baddy from a horror film :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Michael Jackson?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Freddy Krueger?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Simon Weston?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Rather less shocking
in fact no surprise to anyone with even smidgen of clue

Britain's Got Talent is a complete fix.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
OH A BLOG POST
That's proof.
Also who cares?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
A lot of talentless halfwits apparently
only now discovering that they queued for hours only to be pointed at and mocked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Best part of all bond movies was Desmond Llewelyn's double entendre's
"I think he's attempting re-entry" is a favourite despite Moonraker being one of the worst Bond films ever
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
What's your name?
Plenty, Plenty O'Toole.
Named after your father no doubt!

Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

M: "Miss Moneypenny, where is 007 now?
Moneypenny: "He's on a mission, sir. In Austria."
M: "Well, tell him to pull out immediately!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1225891
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
:-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)
it's not just one of the worst Bond films
it's fucking dire by any standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Ok it's fucking shit
I was trying to be kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Will someone please start a new fucking thread please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Two pleases, one sentence?
Beg, Monty, beg.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I am on bended knee. I implore you - or indeed any other cunt - to start a new thread.
Thanks in advance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Oh go on then.
/Edit

Done.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

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