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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on people!!!
My funny bone won't tickle itself.


Fess up time. I used to love watching the Love boat and I knew all the lyrics to the theme tune.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAwcByaNtY

BOATLOL!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:11, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have never seen even a glimpse of the Love boat
see also: Gilligan's Island.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Did you hear that actress from legally blonde got stabbed
Reese something or other
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Reese Forkinercunt?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Reese Jabbedwithasabre?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Reese Lickedlikealabrador?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Reese Walkedlikeanegyptian?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Reese Comewithmeifyouwantolive

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Reese Ilikeyousonnythatswhyimgoingtokillyoulast

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Reece Idivistictendenciesdiscouraged

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Reese Collegeboyeh?thinkyoucanoutsmartabullet?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
What a bunch of bastards you all are.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Never heard of her.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I think you mean Selma Blaire

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I quite liked her in Cruel Intentions

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
My ipod has a 4 hour video which is just the "Up down, backward forwards, faster faster" bit on repete.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I just tried that at work
and the FOUR people I was talking to couldn't remember her surname, the cunts.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Confession!
I fucking love Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I know. Poor.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Hahaha!
You like big buts and you cannot lie.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Is it terribly shallow of me to admit
that yes, I like a nice bum and also legs AND boobs? It always seems greedy to me.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Khloe looks like she has down's

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Khloe's on my borderline boiler list

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
She'd crush your pelvis and then suck out your marrow
Also, what the fuck is wrong with the father's face?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
She wouldn't, she's 5 foot 7
she only looks big in comparison to her munchkin sisters. At the very least I could put up a spirited resistance if she did go all Silence of the Lambs on me.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)


(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
hahahaha!
That's going on my facebook page.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
What I want to know though
Is if you 'created' the story (well, the bit I can read) about a stalker sending stuff to Fiona Bruce, or if that is a genuine bit of text from the page.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
the "beautiful firebird" bit is from Fiona Bruce's stalker

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I watched a lot of Diagnosis Murder when i was at uni
you could always tell when Dick's son Barry Van Dyke had written the episode, because those ones involved him shooting guns and getting in hot-tubs with women.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
You can tell the films Riker directed
because he always gets it on with Troy and comes accross as a right smug cunt.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Iwatched pretty much every episode of the last series of Big Brother
I find the freaks and their interaction fascinating.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
And you call Corrie shit?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
At least corrie is real

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Yeah.
You cannot posibly justify watching Big Brother after what you said about Corrie. It's not possible.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
there were a couple of alright looking birds on it
who got their tits out.

and if that isn't enough, watching real people interact and be fucking freaks is much better than watching some fucking boring northern melodramatic drivel.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
No it isn't
and you know you are kidding yourself.

Television drama vs Big Brother contestants. Come on, no contest.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
it's not television drama though is it?
it's fucking Coronation Street.

I should caveat it though: it was on at a time when I am generally stoned.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Big Brother Vipros! Big Brother?
It is the bottom of any class about TV. Both measurably and figuratively.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
as bad as big brother is
and it is bad. it's still not as bad as watching soaps.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*truce*

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
grudgingly.
big brother was quite fascinating. I sat there most of the time thinking "how can these people be this freakish and still live?"
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I know what you mean.
How do they function in society if that's how they interract with others?

Then the slappers got their tits out! FUCKING WAHEY!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Do you remember horror spoof Wacko?
One of the all time great parody movies, in the Airplane style, 20 years before Scary Movie.

A classic. I just had the music pop into my head for some reason.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sorry!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Pretty obscure it's true
but worth looking out for.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I watched all of Zane's Sex Chronicles with the wife
They were shit but I enjoyed every shit moment of its absolute shitness.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
BOAT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NbXftMm0A
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
No sound at work : (

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Reece I'mreally'intofilm'soIquotefilmslikeacuntCALLTHATAKNIFE????

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
AND MY AXE!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
AND MY SPOON!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
there is no Spoon
anyone get the reference?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
THAT'S NO SPOON!!!!!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I DEMAND THE FINEST SPOONS KNOWN TO HUMANITY!!!!!!1111!!!!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING, SMELLS LIKE...SPOONS!!!!!111!!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Yes, I do
If indeed there is no spoon
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
not the deliberate capital letter

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I once murdered a cabbie in Osnabrück, Germany )oops)
*sucks finger*
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I once ported a murder in a cabbie's mouth

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)


(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This still makes no sennse to me, irregardless of where you did your murdering

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Leslie Grantham lols innit?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Grantham Cluedo.
Leslie Grantham, in the back of a taxi - with the revolver
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Leslie Grantham, in front of the webcam, with his cock.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Who is that then?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Actor who played Dirty Den in Bellenders.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
never watched that ocean of misery

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Irregardless? irregardless? IRREGARDLESS!!!!!?!!!!!111one!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Are you feeling ok in yourself?
Let me know if you need medical help irregardless of my location to you at present
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*head explodes*

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
The cricket's going much better today
I'm taking the missus to see Mark Thomas tonight

and other non sequiturs
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Are you still awarding marks out for 10 for insults?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
CBA
What hve you got up your dog-lovin' sleeve?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Needs sound, but it's a bit different
tinyurl.com/5whqvwv
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
That is quality

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
So if you were going to score it, would it get me a 10, based on it being a whole new way
Or insulting someone?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I can't hand out the first 10 for that
as someone else has done most of the work for you. A high 8, though
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I had to TYPE in the words.
It was almost like writing a song.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Oh fucking HELL
This changes everything. Have a 9, sir.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
You mean that's not what you sound like?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm taking the missus to see Mark Thomas up the shitter tonight
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
A comedy product

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Is Mark Thomas still going?
Is he still an angry and self righteous hypocrisy buster?

Living in his large middle class house in South London, swanning around in his large lah-de-fucking-dah motor?

No? Different Mark Thomas. I see.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Don't care
Last time we saw him he was fucking funny and she could do with a relaxing evening involving a few laughs. Making her dinner first while she's out teaching.

*polishes halo*
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

halo helmet
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Fingers crossed she'll do it for me

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I took your mrs to see John Thomas

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Hahaha, poor bloke
His name is a euphemism for penis! Must make his career as a stand-up easier I suppose.

Listening to Pitchshifter at the minute. What did you make of them?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
indeed!
Pitchshifter: never heard them before I saw them live. Brilliant live. Few great tracks (Hidden Agenda for one).

Got their album again a year or so ago and listened briefly. It's ok. some good ideas, but could've been done a bit better.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I was just listening to Please Sir, that is a fucking belter
I saw J.S. Clayden at Rock City in Nottingham a few times - he was there as a punter - and he's an absolute cock. Being from Notts himself he thinks he's the Queen of fucking Sheba because they made it semi-big.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
he looks like a cock
doesn't surprise me at all
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Yeah, it's unsurprising that he was the only member of Pitchshifter who ever did interviews
at the height of their fame. Who else was really good then that I haven't listened to in ages? The problem with that era is that so much of the popular stuff was centred around that bass-heavy "nu-metal" sound. I mean, Coal Chamber FFS. They haven't aged well.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
heh, I listened to a bit of Coal Chamber a while back
I only have Chamber Music. There's a couple of ok songs. Best one being their version of Shock The Monkey with Ozzy.

when those guys were big I was mostly listening to Metallica, Korn, The Offspring and Deftones.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I have their first album, mediocre but nostalgia-ridden

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I'd like to hear Loco again for old time's sake

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
It hasn't aged well
but there's still plenty of fun to be had with it. In my case, mostly flailing my head about and remembering having long hair.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I'll pop it on now
It won't do you any good though.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Ditto (to an extent - Load and Reload really knackered my faith in them)
Most definitely ditto, sometimes and pre-White Pony, yes. I also went through a phase of trying to support British rock music like the Wildhearts, Terrorvision and 3 Colours Red because everything else being produced in this country at the time was so fucking dire. But mostly I was about the Manson and NIN.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I totally went off the Deftones when they brought out White Pony
seemed to get more whiny or something.

I never got into the Wildhearts. I listened to Terrorvision before I got into Metallica, but having got an album or two of theirs now, and having seen them live I can say that they are quite shit.

I did like a bit of Marilyn Manson, but mostly it was about those I mentioned
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Terrorvision were a bit shit
but somehow they were always great fun with it. I can't quite explain why I enjoy them as much as I do.

Fucking right about White Pony, they disappeared right up their own arses with that one. Thought they were Tool or something.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
That album's only good for 'Passenger'

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
That "Back to School" thing they followed it up with was a fucking travesty
Everything about the song and the video screamed "our album didn't shift enough copies because it wasn't very good". You could practically hear the cash registers ringing.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I like Feticeira and Digital Bath from that

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I got into rock through The Wildhearts, Terrorvision and later 3 Colours Red
Seen the former live about 16 times, fucking excellent band.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I got into rock through Bon Jovi
and I'm not in the least bit ashamed about it.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
you have such a long list of things you should be ashamed about
it'd be weird if you started with liking Bon Jovi
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I know I should be offended by this
but it's fucking funny
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
that's how I like to operate

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
You'd make a shit surgeon

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Brown trout lolz
Hang on, you said surgeon not sturgeon.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
He is at a Crossroads

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
You can piss off for a start, I've seen the graffiti
You give love a bad name
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Keep the faith Darth
I'll not be there for you
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Cheers Sporters. Always knew you had my back.
Have A Nice Day.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Keep the Faith brother
*goes out in a Blaze Of Glory*
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
You already used Keep The Faith!
And you don't want to go down the route of Jon's solo stuff. Not unless you want to be called the Queen of New Orleans.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Shit
I need beer. what a fucking shit day
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
*scans for Bon Jovi song titles*
Sorry to hear that mate.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
www.pitchshifter.com and Deviant are brilliant
Industrial and P.S.I less so, though the latter has some good tunes.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Agreed on all counts
Hey, Labs, you know who's good live?!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I got my tickets through on Saturday!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oh really?
Can you have them delivered? I think I'm picking mine up at the door. I fucking hope so anyway *checks emails furiously*

Only 3 weeks now innit. Can't wait
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Yes and yes
It's gonna be a belter for sure.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It's up to you to name me a good pub near the gig to head for when I arrive
Because I've never been to Leamington Spa
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
The Well is a decent student pub near the bridge, about 2 mins from the venue.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Cheers mate
I'll see you there. My hair's not that stupid any more so I'd best wear a red carnation or something.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
No idea yet when I'll get there
But I'll let you know closer to the time.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
No worries
I'll be leaving Norwich early in case there's horrific traffic, am perfectly happy to wander round the town if I'm there by half 6
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I used to love watching Prisoner Cell Block H and probably still know the words to the theme song
Late night / early morning on ITV was where it was at in the late eighties / early nineties. Especially Nightshift with the guy with the Miami Dolphins puffer jacket who used to go around bothering taxi drivers and all night abortion clinics.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I liked that one of the wardens was called "vinegar tits".
When I looked at her tits I could never get on the "vinegars".
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
BPM would usually be on after it
That'd do the trick.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I used to wake up at 5.30am
to watch Ulysses 31. Which of course makes me totally awesome.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The theme tune started at 5.30am
The actual show started nearer midday.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*makes note to Google what actually happened at the end*
As far as I can remember, Nomi (robot) was fucking annoying and Telemecus got his name shouted each episode. Every two or three they would go and wake up the girl's brother for about 5 mins
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
The robot was No-no

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I wouldn't fuck him either

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
nice work

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Indeed!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
In the final episode,
Ulysses and his companions reach the Kingdom of Hades. They meet Orpheus, who seeks Ulysses' help to find his love, Eurydice, who has been taken to the Kingdom of Hades by Charon. Hades, the god of death, tells Ulysses that he must leave his companions behind if he wishes to return to Earth. He rejects the offer, which was a final test, and they all return home.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Ta

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
There were only 26 episodes of it apparently
It's always like that with old programmes you watched when you were younger, seems like there should be more. I'll be finding out there were only two episodes of Stig Of The Dump and Chocky next.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Telemachus
Interesting that they used the Greek name for his son and used the Latin form for his own.

Of course, the actual Greek spelling would have been closer to Telemakos, in our alphabet.

Actually, this wasn't interesting at all.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
No!
With a Knife!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Haha!
nice one
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I prefer this meme to the other one.
Although I fear this one has the shorter legs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Isn't that Happybara?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
wakka wakka wakka!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
The theme tune was one of the best theme tunes ever written

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Mysterious Cities of Gold
had a fucking brilliant tune too
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I tried watching that again a few years ago
it was kind of boring

the overall thing was good, but each episode was quite dull
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
The animation was shit too I think
I ended up watching old Transformers off youtube a while ago
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
the animation on old Transformers was quite shit as well
I seem to recall.

Most people forget because of the movie.

From my extensive testing while at uni, the cartoon that stood the test of time best was the He-Man and She-Ra movie (not the Dolph Lundgren one)
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
The Dolph one is class!
So bad it is good!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Only notable for having Stricklin out of Back to the Future in it.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm going to watch the old Batman TV series in ten minutes.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
*POW*
*ZOK*
*etc*
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
*MINGE*
*ARSEHAT*
*FLUBBERDIJIBBER*
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Another series that hasn't made it to DVD (or VHS, for that matter) yet.
Bloody rights issues.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I've never liked that

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This one will have Julie Newmar as Catwoman in it.
That's worth watching.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
It was really, really bad
have you seen any of the feature length movie, good god it's awful
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
So awful it's brilliant.
Which is the point. The Fall Guy's on at the moment, that really is shit and redeemed only by having Heather Locklear in a bikini in the title credits, if memory serves.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
*spoing*

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Your house husbandry is going well then?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
he's successfully crossbred his house and the shed

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I haven't finished yet.
Three weeks on Thursday is d-day.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
That was one of the highlights of my childhood.
You still can't get that fucking series on DVD, though. Only stupid, shitty VCD.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
+which was clean stupid VCD until you got your faecal mitts on it

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Whats this then?
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/10537245/The-Mysterious-Cities-Of-Gold/Product.html?_%24ja=tsid:11518|cat:10537245|prd:10537245
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
NOWAI
I am so buying that!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
it does make you awesome
Ulysses 31 was the fucking business
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I used to watch that crazy shit too.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I still do
Though these days its stored on my media centre and I can watch it when ever I like. Now the only thing that gets me up at 5.30am is my kids.

Every fucking day!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This^

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Lose the kids, man.
You used to be cool, the kids are harshing your buzz.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Good plan

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
And calling them geek names won't make it any cooler.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You're wrong there

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I NO RITE
They'll only end up changing their names by deed poll. Probably to Enterprise and Light-Sabre.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It's spelled Lightsaber
Now get off my Internets
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Aren't sabres traditionally curved?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Cavalry sabres are
Fencing sabres are not.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
The curves make them heavier
Hence, a "light" sabre would be straight. Science innit
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Sorry
Don't set Jewbakka on me!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Lacist

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I don't care about any of that
I just got thanked for me help in putting a serious nonce behind bars. I'm King of the fucking World right now.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Aw! I'm going to miss Rory.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
good job.
your real-life nonce Dexter plan is working well
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I think this deserved some credit

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Well done you
i never liked the Belgians
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
They make nice buns.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
They like young buns

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
And they cannot lie

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Is that how you caught him?
"So then Tintin, did you nonce up snowy or not"

"you got me, you other brothers can't deny that I like young buns"
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Kinda
They got caught by an undercover plod online. I uncovered just how deep the rabbit hole went.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You are Thomson
AICMFP
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Did you do anything about the San Francisco gig?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
No they needed E-Discovery experience
Of which I have none, because that's primarily the scope of massive companies.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Fucking well done.
I hate those bastards.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I no rite, they never pay on time!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Yeah.
Let them use your kids and then they don't want to pay. Cuz one of them was crying or bleeding or some shit!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
So...anyone seen Barry recently?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
He hasn't been here for ages.
I assumed he was trying to pull off one 'last big job' so he could follow Fulham in Europe next season.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Or Swipe.
What happened there?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Long story short
she left.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
She'll be back

(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Haha. OK.
Shit story though.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

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